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10 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Yeah but, look at it another way.

This thread makes all the other shit ones look brilliant.

See? It has its place! :D

This thread is divine and celebrates the beautiful gift of new life!! How could anyone poo poo such a blessed thing!

 

Rejoice Lord Fellatio!:lol:

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1 minute ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

This thread is divine and celebrates the beautiful gift of new life!! How could anyone poo poo such a blessed thing!

 

Rejoice Lord Fellatio!:lol:

Quit while you are ahead.

I have done you a favour.:D

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Mercedes Gland and her vacant partner Vince Feecees are delighted to announce the safe arrival of baby Psoriasis, a welcome sister for Toejam and Peanut.

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9 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Mercedes Gland and her vacant partner Vince Feecees are delighted to announce the safe arrival of baby Psoriasis, a welcome sister for Toejam and Peanut.

You have a creative streak and flair  I see!

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Star of The Only Way Is Kensington Chlamydia Fufu has announced on Snapchat that she is pregnant with her first litter with her fuck buddy co-star Richard Cranium.

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2 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Star of The Only Way Is Kensington Chlamydia Fufu has announced on Snapchat that she is pregnant with her first litter with her fuck buddy co-star Richard Cranium.

@Lard Bazaar is better at it than you! Don't give up the day job!:P

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2 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

@Lard Bazaar is better at it than you! Don't give up the day job!:P


No no, this ain’t stopping until I’ve heard of one of the the fucking would-be parents 

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18 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:


No no, this ain’t stopping until I’ve heard of one of the the fucking would-be parents 

You've heard of Harry Kane from England's world cup football squad in 2018? Surely?!

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1 minute ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

You've heard of Harry Kane from England's world cup football squad in 2018? Surely?!


This is the precise reason why I fucking haven’t

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https://www.walesonline.co.uk/lifestyle/showbiz/richard-mylan-tammie-baby-acen-18662706

 

 

 

47 year old Welsh actor  Richard Mylan  who has been  a cast member  in big roles in shows such as  The Bill , Waterloo Road,  Bad Girls and as Oliver in sitcom Coupling, has announced the birth of his son .

A particularly emotional situation as his wife has been treated for cancer in recent times. 

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In heart warming news, my arse has just given birth to the titanic cable it’s been baking since I had a large can of red bull and half a pound of cheese for lunch.  Mother and brown baby are doing well :)

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12 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

In heart warming news, my arse has just given birth to the titanic cable it’s been baking since I had a large can of red bull and half a pound of cheese for lunch.  Mother and brown baby are doing well :)

I hope you cleaned up throughly!

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2 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

In heart warming news, my arse has just given birth to the titanic cable it’s been baking since I had a large can of red bull and half a pound of cheese for lunch.  Mother and brown baby are doing well :)

 

I hope you "welcomed" it.

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4 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

In heart warming news, my arse has just given birth to the titanic cable it’s been baking since I had a large can of red bull and half a pound of cheese for lunch.  Mother and brown baby are doing well :)

 

Already the most interesting and intelligent sprog on this thread, no doubt.

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1 hour ago, time said:

Tautology!

Jeez these ‘celebrity’ baby names get worse by the day.

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25 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Jeez these ‘celebrity’ baby names get worse by the day.

 

Still marginally better than XZ%$$14.1+10"\ Musk

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9 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

In heart warming news, my arse has just given birth to the titanic cable it’s been baking since I had a large can of red bull and half a pound of cheese for lunch.  Mother and brown baby are doing well :)

How very impertinent and certainly not the comments of a lady. You should be disgusted with yourself. 

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On 25/07/2020 at 03:16, Gooseberry Crumble said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8558307/WAG-Rachel-Khawaja-cricket-star-husband-Usman-announce-birth-child.html

 

 

 

Top Australian cricketer  Usman Khawaja has announced the birth of his first child a baby daughter. 

 

Looks more like a garden gnome.

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1 hour ago, Steve said:

How very impertinent and certainly not the comments of a lady. You should be disgusted with yourself. 

Learnt everything I know off your mum.

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1 hour ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Learnt everything I know off your mum.

Funny you should say that Lardy cos I was fucking Steve's mum up the arris the other day and I thought to myself why don't I cut her head off and cum in her gob instead but then I thought nah fuck it you know I can't be arsed with the hassle so I just let it it go you know what I mean yeah.

 

Have a beautiful happy Sunday everyone.

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1 hour ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Learnt everything I know off your mum.

You have just proved my earlier point ever more so!!

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3 minutes ago, Steve said:

You have just proved my earlier point ever more so!!

Then my work here is done.

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