I think you dodged a bullet there .....
Too right, men are still cunts today! I've decided that being a lesbian is probably way easier.
I want to be a lesbian, Ive got the short hair...................
Well I used to have the short hair but now I have long, flowing locks but I'm still as wide as I am tall and like wearing combats, so I'm sure I still qualify as a tuppence-licker.