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A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto : 'To Fly. To Serve'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: 'Going beyond expectations'. The woman looks at him sternly and says: 'What the F*ck do you want?' 'Ah!' he says "Ryanair".

Ok, I looked this up and... FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!1 HE LOOKS LIKE THE UNHOLY LOVE CHILD OF MOHAMMAD AL-FAYED AND GERALD KAUFMAN He has some rare blood condition: http://uk.movies.yah...-080950979.html Fuck sake! He's nailed on for a last hurrah if anyone decides to remake Wind in the Willows this year.

Yes, I'm sure the anals will be gaping for a long time over this one.

That article was about as clear as Egyptian whiskey. Thanks Google Translate.

Fuck, yes. Or maybe Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. He could be one of the oompa-loompas.

No, it will be Martin Ling. Stress related illness just a cover

Have a threesome (with your crazy mate)

Why the Octopus has suckers: