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Well thank god for that to be fair the BBC has been on its last legs for a long time .

It sure is. Goodbye guest

Imaginary friends don't count

New balls please As federer is 2-1 down in sets I don't care. This is a man, who when asked "what is the biggest plus about being Swiss?" , replied... "the flag".........

It sure is. Goodbye guest hello again! Wrong IP address shithead. Bye

Oh no you haven't :-)

His imagination.

Well at least, according to the court sketch, he can actually sit up. Somehow, when you hear about someone who's been force-fed via a tube for over a decade, you don't visualize them as being very upright. I hope the tribunal take all the factors into account and whether the following submission would have any influence: "Your honour, I have picked Mr Brady as my DDP joker and could really do with the points" Hey, for all you know the judge might turn out to be a regular contributor Or just want to see the bastard dead like all of us. Not all bad news mind, I was bricking it about a fancy dress do this weekend (have you seen the cost of Jack Sparrow gear for one night?) Sorted now: best suit, plastic tube up my nose, job;'s a good 'un!

I'm becoming more and more inclined to support the banning of guests

"Push harder" I shouted at my wife when she was in labour. "Fuck off you bastard" She screamed back at me. Bit harsh I thought - It wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital

It says Bernard hunt 1930 -1913 . he was -17 when he died . I know old people regress into childhood when they get old but that is ridiculous. I would have thought -17 for a golfer would be brilliant. Well under par...

I would rather talk about drag racing .

At least Montt has a release date. Something to cling on to.