Best person to ask is Lard. No doubt she'll regale that she spent a week in labour and when she came out of hospital she smashed her glorified sperm donor partner's head in with a mallet and buried him the garden.
...with all the others.
How bloody rude
First kid 11 hours, second kid 4.5 hours (with a little help from some drugs shoved up my flange). Sperm donor one has not been seen since I smacked him in the mouth at 7 months pregnant (kid is now nearly 20) - sperm donor two is currently failing at his third marriage.
And bloody typical of the Royal Mudflaps to open when I've spent most of today in hospital with a dodgy wifi connection!
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