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There are people on Twitter actually asking the serious question 'why has she still got a baby bump?' - these people are THICK AS SHIT and need SHOOTING IN THE FACE.

Clean the inside of your PC or laptop screen with this

I made up the Winston thing. You have the making of a fine journalist...

You mean...?! QUICK! GET HER BACK TO THE HOSPITAL...THEY FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE OTHER ONE!

Wasn't he the bloke with a big birthmark on his head?

As the doctor went through my notes, he said, "The surgery has risks. You will almost certainly regain the sight in your eyes but there is a chance it will affect your ability to maintain an erection." I said, "How come?" He said, "Well ... your wife is very ugly."

Your new world's oldest man is Arturo Licata, a Sicilian and now the only male aged over 110 on the planet. Calm down. Plenty of 110+ year old men on the planet. The GRG are just an incredibly shit organisation and it takes them forever and a day to verify cases.

How about George Philip Charles Michael Although that might leave them short of names for latter sons and people might shorten it to Geroge Michael.

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her arse in it".

The NHS is at best adequate and at worst downright criminal. It needs a complete culture change. I think its great for a public service be better than a private service that is for sure. Imagine having the American system .

Is it bad that i only knew him from Guy Ritchies Snatch Hahahahaa!

On the bright side, there will be no Queen Diana.

A Baby Boy! Suprised about the boy bit, but not so much about the baby bit!

So it'll be three kings in a row. Unless there's a revolution...

Is that treatable?