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Your new world's oldest man is Arturo Licata, a Sicilian and now the only male aged over 110 on the planet. Calm down. Plenty of 110+ year old men on the planet. The GRG are just an incredibly shit organisation and it takes them forever and a day to verify cases.

"Push harder" I shouted at my wife when she was in labour. "Fuck off you bastard" She screamed back at me. Bit harsh I thought - It wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital

What do you and the US Government have in common? You're both reading this joke…

As of post #1417! Still funny tho!! oops sorry man. Now i know how females feel when they turn up to a party in the same dress. lol

David Beckham gets into a cab, and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear view mirror, after about 5 minutes, the driver says, ok give me a clue. Becks says, I had a glittering career at Man U, played in America and also got over 100 caps for England, is that enough ? Driver says 'No you thick cunt, where you going ?'

Register being read on the first day back at a school in Birmingham. The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:- "Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here" "Ahmed El Kabul?" "Here" "Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here" "Ali Abdul Olmi?" "Here" "Mohammed Bin Kadir?" "Here" "Ali Son al En" - silence in the classroom. "Ali Son al En" - continued silence as everyone looked around the room. The teacher repeated the call. A girl stood up and said, "Sorry teacher. I think that's me. It's pronounced Alison Allen.

I don't buy oscar's version of events that he shot her and thought she was an intruder, to me that story just doesn't have legs.

Rose are red Violets are glorious Just dont suprise Oscar Pistorius