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We don't need a new Zsa Zsa. We can't get rid of the old one.

The most significant thing about this story is the possible effect it will have on her ambitions to be tory leader if Cameron crashes and burns in 2015 (please please)

Happy 60th Revoluiversary Fidel! http://www.dailymail...o=feeds-newsxml He looks like he could live for a long time, he'll probably be the new Zsa Zsa. (Apologies for any brain injuries sustained from reading the Daily Mail.)

http://www.telegraph...nce-Philip.html- Prince Philip has not been able to travel from Sandringham to London in order to see his great grandson and may not see him for three months which on one hand suggests he is too unwell to travel but on the other hand there seems no hasty rush for the two to meet which suggests he has not deteriated since being released from hospital .

Only half the list can return for next year regardless of how many die. If we're talking DeathList terms most of those names would be good fits, especially Bryan and Rainer, but certainly not Von Bargen who's rather minor as an actor and probably more well known for his suicide attempt than he is for his acting.

As the doctor went through my notes, he said, "The surgery has risks. You will almost certainly regain the sight in your eyes but there is a chance it will affect your ability to maintain an erection." I said, "How come?" He said, "Well ... your wife is very ugly."

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her arse in it".

So they've turned him into a poof? He won't like that. Another big screw-up by a hospital treating a royal..

I think the chances of Clive James popping off in 2013 are slightly better than Peter Falk. That "something" is probably rigor mortis seeing as he died 18 months ago!