There was a brothel at the top of a hill, with a large red light at the bottom of the hill..
There were four men ..
One was walking briskly up the hill.
One was inside the brothel.
One was walking slowly down the hill and
the fourth man was sitting in his car at the bottom of the hill.
What were the nationalities of the four men?
* The man going up the hill: was rushin
* The man in the brothel: him-a-layin
* The man walking down the hill: was finish
Now wait for it
* The man in the car at the bottom was Irish, and he was waiting for the light to turn green!
Not forgetting 'Nessun Dorma', of course.
I really enjoyed France 98, purely because I happened to be in France during much of it. I also fancied Gabriel Batistuta rotten, so still had something left to cling to after That Match.
Newsletter
Want to keep up to date with all our latest news and information?