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Yeh, God forbid the death of a child getting in the way of your TV viewing pleasure, you twat.

Congratulations to Thomas Hitzlsperger. It cant be easy admitting to everyone that you used to play for West Ham.

The Teams are up!

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2017...

And guess what's on ITV4 now?

You would need to borrow the Tardis to vote for either ''Labour'' or its ethics.....

Aye, but he might get Shueys doctors

Yeh, God forbid the death of a child getting in the way of your TV viewing pleasure, you twat. fuck off Oooooooooh!

So he has a skeleton in the broom cupboard eh? Actually those rumours are as old as the ones about Jason Donovan being gay... I knew you would gopher it Handy!!! The source is pretty good and, to be fair, the kind of people providing the info are not the kind to make this up, they probably arent clever enough. I don't believe it for a second. But if it IS true, I hope to God his boyfriend's surname is McCracken.

Hate to break this to you, but I suspect you'll find that one of them is actually Norwegian.

Surely it would have been much kinder to have switched the machine off 8 years, a bit like Zsa Zsa Gabor he's so ill dying would be the best thing for him.

He looks like someone gave Murray Walker a set of massive new teeth, then shrunk him in the wash. No, he looks like a real life fucking Hans Moleman.

I've no EYE dear!

Please forgive me but every time I hear the name Run Run Shaw, This goes through my mind... Psycho Killer-Talking Heads I can't seem to face up to the facts. I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax. I can't sleep cause my bed's on fire. Don't touch me I'm a real live wire. Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est? Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa - better. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away. Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est? Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa - better. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away. Oh-----! Ay-ay-ay-ay! I passed out hours ago. I'm sadder than you'll ever know I close my eyes on this sunny day. Say something once, why say it again? You start a conversation, you can't even finish it. You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything. When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed. Say something once, why say it again? Ce que j'ai fais, ce soir la. Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir la. Realisant, mon espoir. Je me lance, vers la goire. Okay------------! Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay! We are vain and we are blind. I hate people when they're not polite. [Translation of French section: What I did that night. What she said that night. Realizing my hopes. I rush to glory.] Glory Leader Board: 1st - 21 points - Maryportfuncity 2nd - 1 point - Deathray =3rd- 0 points - everyone else but 20th -1point - Banshees Scream

My impression seems to be that about 70% of the userbase here are British (or other European) civil servants or civil-servant types. If they're not they do a damn good job of seeming like them. Ok I may be totally wrong there. But if I am correct, I can only agree with your last line wholeheartedly - they really need to get on with doing something useful! Apart from that, fuck off you tedious ponce. I disgusted by Dr Zorders reply. Really, there should be a comma between 'civil servants' and 'or civil servant types' and the single dash at the end of the following sentence might have been usefully replaced by a full stop and turning the final clause into a full sentence beginning with an upper case T.

Plus it means I can usually find at least one Pointless answer if it's a category I know something about. Nothing more annoying than watching two guys on screen blankly staring at Alexander Armstrong while you're shouting "George Burley you fucking idiots" over and over.

Knoxville looks like a virginal middle-aged man dressing up as Harry Potter for one of those nerd conventions. I think as the years go by it's gonna be harder and harder to tell which one is Knoxville and which one is that guy from Blink 182.

I would believe anything of Tom Cruise, because he's a cunt.