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Debateable point above, autoerotic failures - for example - can combine an orgasm with the final choking of suffocation. I mean, unpleasant for the poor chambermaid an hour or so later, but for the belt-dangling w***er?...

Bit cruel to put that sign saying "Loser" behind him.

I would have thought that would be more down to you being an arse-achingly dull, attention-seeking little cock. Like that person who annoys the fuck out of everyone at a party, but whom no-one can remember inviting and who, inevitably, you find face down in a puddle of vomit on your sofa the next morning, and after about 6 hours of polite hints, finally fucking get rid of at about 3 o' clock in the afternoon. No offence. I'm sorry I stopped reading at the word "Guest". Rest of the words too long?

Third time lucky: Lupita Tovar NEVER appeared in a silent movie, dipshit

Wait, I don't get it...did you make the fake edit on Wikipedia about Laemmle or? Yeah, that was me. Happy?

Aye, we could drone on about him for a few months.

Even the dog doesn't rate his chances...

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.' The room erupted in applause…

I suggest Takahito, Prince Mikasa because he is nearly a century old and recently outlived his third son, it should take a toll on his health. His wife too.

Erm...... why is that a problem? Do you not want the slow, public, painful death of an entity that used to be entertaining in past decades but has now been reduced to a husk of its former self to interfere with us mourning the passing of Casey Kasem?

they ALL leave hospital - whether they are breathing when they do is the relevant bit Left long enough, mind, a few of them might not leave if the flesh eating superbugs were left alone to do their worst.

We are all gutted and shocked by the death of Rik Mayall, and you are intruding on our grief. So fuck off.

So, by proxy, he was also responsible for this??