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Not half as much as we will mourn the sad loss of your postings. Bye Dean

In a London Nursing home an old priest lay dying. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nations capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father..?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see David Cameron and Nick Clegg before I die," whispered the priest. "I' ll see what I can do Father", replied the nurse The nurse sent the request to No 10 and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; David and Nick would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, David commented to Nick," I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our images." Nick agreed that it was the right thing to do at this time. When they arrived at the priests room, the priest took Davids hand in his right hand and the Nicks hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priests face. The old priest slowly said: "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ." "Amen, " said David "Amen," said Nick The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieving b**tards; and I would like to do the same."

Not half as much as we will mourn the sad loss of your postings. Bye Dean Wow, finally....... :champagne: Teasing us about the non-death of Chris Moyles should be an instant ban anyway, even if it had been a first offence...

Guest (Dean) Last warning. News of her death was reported 2 hours before you and 4 posts above yours. Shame I seem to have lost the ability to post smilies, you'd be getting the red card one. Can we not just turn off guest posting altogether, I don't think I've ever seen a constructive comment from a guest?

A list of those allegdly bedded by DOE would make Deathray's infamous list in Political Frailty look short and inconsequential.