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Posted especially for Rotten Ali, How Bad Can it Get? http://www.bbc.com/news/health-29060239

nothing to see here, move on

That was me. I'm not sure why. I had to change it from "elect" to something; "recumbent" sounded better than "incumbent" I suppose, and if he were to die, I expect he would spend quite a lot of his time lying down. Oh, I wonder... The letters... B E N T in recumbent... Now Joan Rivers said it some time ago... Michelle Obama was born, and lived her life till the age of about 21 as a bloke called Michael. Dropped of the football team and became Michelle. Now we know that she is a big old unit but after watching one of those old you tube films I'm really intrigued to ask if it is on the radar of our American members? As a sub question... If she never had re-assignment opperation then does that make it the case Barack is gay? Not that it matters much what they get upto in bed, but if it's the case I don't really want the leader of western world to be living a lie. Maybe more will come out when he leaves office? PS Mrs Rotten is now calling me a redneck... Just when I thought you couldn't top your Ebola post............... You know what you have to do now R.A, get number crunching and calculate the odds of the conspiracy of Obama being born in Kenya and married to a dude etc etc. This may also throw up the possibility that Maggie Thatcher was really Mick Thatcher and Harold Wilson was really Gladys Wilson from Bolton or summat. I love you man, I love you!!!!

< looks at my tiny Penis > Fuck, its a clitoris, Im really a girl!!

<2 minutes in, looks at fingers> Oh shit, apparently I'm a bloke.

Not exactly a minimalist name, is it? regards, Hein

Not-so-Great Britain? I already call it that every day.

Google is your friend.

How about The United Kingdom of Wine (Wales, Ireland {Northern}, England)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales and Northern Ireland or the Continuing United Kingdom seem most sensible. Elsewise the Alliance of England, Wales, Northern Ireland, Various Small Islands and Communities will do. How about the Continuity UK, or the Real UK?

Fucking hell, he has a "constant companion" an ex priest, who roams planet earth with him ( and looks after his properties too) and he also went out with ( loose term) Sue Barker.If that doesn't scream "GAY!!!!" what the fucking hell does??? My Dear old Dad used to tell us about the early days, Adam Faith, who they used to call Spotty Nelhams and Cliff Richard, to name but a few, starting out on the road to stardom getting booed off the stage and having anything to hand thrown at them. Cliff Richard had lots of rumours circulating about him even then ( pertaining to his sexuality) so its hardly old news. My Dad played in a band in the early 60s, knew loads of people and told us loads of stuff, he was in that kind of circle, loads of people trying to be famous, which he could have been if he hadn't tea leafed from a fag machine with his band mates one night. A night in the cells and a massive bollocking from his mum ensured that he became the wonderful dad he was. I know that's got fuck all to do with the thread but, bollocks, just remembering my Daddy, or summat.

And guests like you wont last long either. It was posted 3 hours and 3 posts above yours. Bye

It's been known..... A "clip" from his lesser known topiary epic, Die Hard Back.