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Frankie Boyle used to be as funny as fuck.

Frankie Boyle's Scottish Referendum Autopsy (BBC iPlayer exclusive) Quite funny so far but I'm only 2 minutes in so I don't know if it devolves into tedious bitter rants by Franklin and a panel of his pals. Strongly suspect it does.

I do not want to be cynical but there is a book to sell and if we stray into Wilko Johnson territory then we should summon The Inquisitor Trial of a Time Waster?

Was that filmed in widescreen?

People thought Tom Jones had died when he trended on Twitter over the weekend. He hadn't. (He was performing at the AFL Grand Final, which is probably the closest thing to death for an entertainer): http://www.smh.com.a...928-10n3hh.html EDIT: It turns out people are also unsure of whether or not TJ called a footballer-turned-commentator a dickhead: http://www.9news.com...final-interview The clip is here if you want to decide for yourself if he said "dickhead" or "take care" at circa 0:25 seconds: https://www.youtube....h?v=-T9OBGDlC48 Sigh... At least it is something to do while we wait for a celeb to die...

A Romanian and a Liverpool guy go into a pastry shop. The Romanian whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice. The Romanian says to the Scouser, "You see how clever we are? You Scousers can never beat that!" The Scouser says to the Romanian, "Watch dis, any Scouser is smarter dan you, and I'll prove it to ya." He says to the baker, "Gimme a cookie, I'll show ya a magic trick!" The baker gives him the cookie, which the Scouser promptly eats. Then he says to the baker, "Gimme anudder cookie for me magic trick." The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. Then he says again, "Gimme one more cookie..." The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway. The Scouser eats this one too. Now the baker is really mad, and he yells, "OK... And now where is your famous magic trick?" The Scouser says.... "Now look in the Romanian's pocket!"

From that article she also says she wants to have one last Christmas with her family and her aim is to last until Late Jan. If she makes it to Jan 1 she will definitely be the most picked DDP joker of 2015. http://www.dailymail...cer-battle.html She's hoping for a last Christmas and to go just afterwards. Might not make it that far. But...if she's still going on 1 Jan I have a hunch we'll have a deluge of Deathrace points soon after and virtually no chance of the dead pool spring staggering into August. Every cloud, eh?

My 2015 list was only on my laptop. A 'click' and a smell of ozone yesterday means that was a right fuckin stupid idea.

I think your keyboard is broken.

National Enquirer is reporting that she's experiencing her sad last days... which means she'll probably live to be 105.

I meant the controversial entries mentioned by Biblyogryphon (I should have made that clearer).Nimoy I agree is a must have for Death List 2015.

That sounds like bullshit-she probably doesn`t even know who Joan Rivers is anymore !I bet this is Von Arsehole retaliating as Joan probably badmouthed him at some point.If it is true however (cough) I don`t think she could legitimately criticize Joan Rivers for being disrespectful when she is married to a man who posts pictures of her seriously ill in bed.Lets face it though she didn`t say this did she?I mean it took her 18 months to realize her leg was amputated so I would hardly say she is very on the ball at all.