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If you go back to your wife you do not keep a framed photo of your mistress.

Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? There's no dental records and the DNA's all the same.

Maybe we could get him interested in posting on this site. His DDP team of World Leaders That Will Die Before Me would be a blast. Maybe he would like some DL Merchandise and post some pictures. We need someone to replace Ronnie Biggs.

I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day

A bloke walks out of a Miranda Hart gig. After the gig the bloke's wife goes up to Miranda and says "sorry about my husband wandering out." "It did put me off a bit" says Miranda. "I understand," says the wife, "but after ten years together I've got used to him walking in his sleep."

http://news.bbc.co.u...sic/4010505.stm "Over the years he was involved in several shootings and was arrested on a variety of charges, including shoplifting, drug offences and threatening a former girlfriend."

Maybe we could get him interested in posting on this site. His DDP team of World Leaders That Will Die Before Me would be a blast. Maybe he would like some DL Merchandise and post some pictures. We need someone to replace Ronnie Biggs. Yes - Ariel Sharon was very disappointing.

There are plenty of women we can put on next years list for the first time. Here are my ideas: 1)Maureen O`Hara 2)Sheila Mercier 3)Liz Smith 4)Carol Channing 5)Helen Fawkes 6)Caroline Aherne 7)Clare Hollingworth 8)Liliane Bettencourt 9)Liz Dawn 10)Glynis Johns 11)Mary Wilson (Harold's widow) 12)Clarissa Eden 13)Eva Marie Saint 14)Mary Tyler Moore 15)Grace Lee Boggs

Does anybody ever wonder just what the fuck Mr. C does all day? Or attempts to do? (Apart from sit around sporting that confused old man look that he has in all his pics.) It's an odd situation he's in because most dictators don't retire from dictating - they either get deposed in a bloody fashion or they die in the job. I know he had a stroke a couple of years ago so I guess that means visits from lap dancers are off the menu. Does he sit back and reminisce to himself about his favourite moments of oppression? Does he bug Putin with text messages and offer him Worthers' Originals if he comes round to visit again? Does he pose in front of the mirror in his JJB threads and make comments like "Classy!" and "Pimp!"? Surely we are only days or weeks away, I feel ecstatically excited about his imminent demise, the only thing I don't like is I neglected to put him on my HPDP entry.

Well, I'm fairly confident that Olivia will live to see 2016. But okay, we might as well replace some of the men you mentioned instead. The DL is already too male dominated. Undoubtably because men don't live as long as women. I call it playing it too safe. It's way disproportionate. Well I don't think we should introduce quotas or something. I think that a lot of the problem is many of the fields we draw from are very male dominated worlds. Politics, sport, movies etc On my work list of the 10 oldest 6 were women but when I look at the middle 50 on the list there are 13 women which is higher than the DL but far from parity. Although 30% of the scoring deaths have been women.

Well, I'm fairly confident that Olivia will live to see 2016. But okay, we might as well replace some of the men you mentioned instead. The DL is already too male dominated. Undoubtably because men don't live as long as women. I call it playing it too safe. It's way disproportionate.

Find the 10 differences. regards, Hein