Typhoid Harry

http://www.sfgate.com/news/science/article/Experts-find-remains-of-England-s-King-Richard-III-4246942.php#ixzz2JxUpn2XA

A true game changer, this, and the very definition of mixed emotions.

His obit over here read, "Sherman Tanked..." Badumbum.

Too bad they already hung the monkey, I'm sure he'd have gotten an obit.

Been gone so long it feels like I'm new. Every time I try to be more present some new obstacle comes up. We'll see how this attempt goes.

Two old guys are sitting around one afternoon and one says to the other, "I saw on TV last night that elks have sex 10 - 15 times a night!" The other replies, "Damn, and I just joined the VFW!"

My question was, and still is; will they tan his hide when he's dead, Fred? Clyde is dying to know.

Died of complications of being 98 freaking year old. Brief illness my arse...

All over the news here. Damned woman couldn't hold on for three more weeks?

C'mon, Jerry, you can do it! Dean's awaitin' (Rumors are running around he's not doing well at all since the last telethon.)

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?' St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.' So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?' God simply replied 'You are what you are.' The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you?' The zebra looked puzzled.. 'No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.'' St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes..' The zebra asked St. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?' 'Because,' said St. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is..' I'll get me hat....

Once again I am making plans and God is pissing himself laughing, but I'll do my best.

Do you think it's too much to ask that he take that bobble-headed Giada with him?

ABC news reporting hin DEAD! http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/TedKennedy/story?id=6692022

Goooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllll! (We watch a lot of Mexican League football around here.)