Terminator

Have been in statis for some time...but am thawing out. Just sending out a "Hi" to the old-stagers that may remember me (voice of reason).

Simon Ward, the actor, has dies following a long illness

Seehen Fry asked the same question on QI. The answer was you'd just end up with a dead worm.

Go for a swim in China The key moments are highlighted when the swimming sort of ends.......

An arrow caused terminal damage on a Ukraine talent show.

I hope I'm correcting a typo, but it's "toffee-nosed" (as in "pretentious"), rather than "coffee-nosed"

It's interesting to read the BBC website, where they're postulating the NoW will sell even more copies (as their final print). But who will want to collect this useless "rag" in the future..3+ million "collectors" means that the last edition will never be worth more than cost price. Wait for the announcement "News of the Globe", "Sunday Sun" or someother shite name to fill the gap.....with the same editors and staff as the NoW...FFS

County Meath rider Derek Brien killed at Isle of Man TT

A candidate for this year's Darwin Awards? Russian who buried himself alive dies by mistake

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Here's the kung-fu kick that has got the Khazakstan player banned for life The kick comes suddenly but is repeated in slo-mo just afterwards