Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 2, 2015 Dear old Brucie got me thinking. How many old codgers out there are hurtling towards their maker wearing a syrup that is considerably healthier than they are? A basic bit of Googling gave up the obvious potential candidates like Sean Connery( for his movies) and William Shatner. I know Wogan wears a corker but, to all intents and purposes, he looks like he has years left and Val Doonican, afaik, was a wearer of one. Any other candidates? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted July 2, 2015 Stan Lee and betty white Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,315 Posted July 2, 2015 Paul Daniels Elton John and Michael Fabricant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 2, 2015 Ronald McDonald. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 2, 2015 Ronald McDonald. You would say that, you eat enough of his fucking burgers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 2, 2015 Bert Newton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted July 2, 2015 Donald Trump Nah, he's got some hellish combover and laquer combi that near enough creates a helmet. Very strange, his presidency would test it to destruction in front of the world's media. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted July 2, 2015 Oh aye: Gary Glitter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 2, 2015 I just had a look and there don't seem to be any genuine photos out there of Shatner without his toupee. It would be interesting to see how old he really looks with a nude noggin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted July 3, 2015 I like the idea of this thread but seems extra-curricular. I'm trying to come up with some names....off the top of my head. Coat, please... SC 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Watcher Posted July 3, 2015 Apparently Christopher Lee had worn a hairpiece for many years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Book 3,556 Posted July 3, 2015 John Travolta, of course. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted July 3, 2015 As I mentioned in his thread, Burt Reynolds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Book 3,556 Posted July 3, 2015 Maybe we should also count wigs. Dolly Parton I say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 4, 2015 Cliff Richard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 4, 2015 Cliff Richard. Erm, his hair is his own, albeit, thin and backcombed to make it look healthy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 4, 2015 Ronald McDonald. You would say that, you eat enough of his fucking burgers! That is a fucking vicious slur on my character. It's Burger King actually. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted July 5, 2015 Ronald McDonald. You would say that, you eat enough of his fucking burgers! That is a fucking vicious slur on my character. It's Burger King actually.Please no! Not Burger King. Their burgers are more akin to eating a leather hand bag. Go for the Chicken Royale or in fact I'll advise you to change to KFC completely. https://lronweasley.wordpress.com/2013/10/07/burger-king-chicken-royale-fast-food-review/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted July 5, 2015 Have we got this far without mentioning Bernie Ecclestone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted July 5, 2015 Fairly sure it's his own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,315 Posted July 5, 2015 Little Richard and Maureen O`Hara. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 5, 2015 Ronald McDonald.You would say that, you eat enough of his fucking burgers! That is a fucking vicious slur on my character. It's Burger King actually.Please no! Not Burger King. Their burgers are more akin to eating a leather hand bag. Go for the Chicken Royale or in fact I'll advise you to change to KFC completely. https://lronweasley.wordpress.com/2013/10/07/burger-king-chicken-royale-fast-food-review/ Oh no no no no no! I do like KFC, but Burger King are far superior burgers to McDonalds - nicer plastic cheese, better buns, lovelier bacon - I'm sorry Ali, but we must agree to disagree on this very important issue! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted July 5, 2015 But we can all agree kfc has the best chicken Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
