Songs that should be Banned

[MrSpud42 30]

At times of strife, conflict and natural disasters or deaths of national leaders, songs tend to be banned due to their titles or lyrics. List them here with your thoughts or reasons

[MrSpud42 30]

For starters, The Cure, Close to me. Due to social distancing, you shouldn't be getting close to anyone.

Cliff Richard, Summer Holiday. You're not supposed to be going anywhere, least of all on holiday....  

[Great Uncle Bulgaria 1,282]

About 95% of music released after 1985.

Percentage increases for anything produced by boybands, dance/house/rave/trance etc music of the early 90s and rap music (with its preceding silent C).

 

And 'lonely this Christmas' by Mud, not because it's dreadful in itself, but had it never existed 'Wombling Merry Christmas' would have been the 1974 Christmas number one.

[TQR 14,389]

Anything by OMD.

 

Because it’s the biggest pile of cunt going and I’d rather listen to my own death rattle.

[Toast 16,137]

I'm sure this discussion already exists somewhere on here.

 

There are loads of songs that people think should be banned because they only listened to a line or phrase in the lyrics, and don't understand the context.

E.g. any song containing the words "little girl".

 

[RIP Wee Jum 1,559]

5 hours ago, Toast said:

I'm sure this discussion already exists somewhere on here.

 

There are loads of songs that people think should be banned because they only listened to a line or phrase in the lyrics, and don't understand the context.

E.g. any song containing the words "little girl".

 

 

Young Girl by Gary Puckett & The Union Gap is the worst of those songs

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1 minute ago, RIP Wee Jum said:

 

Young Girl by Gary Puckett & The Union Gap is the worst of those songs

 

Indeed, the poor chap is blameless.  It's the "young girl" who's led him to believe she's legal. 

 

 

 

[Paul Bearer 6,101]

I seem to recall Billy Oceans " When the going gets tough" got banned because of the invasion of Kuait by Saddam Hussain.  

[Charles De Gaulle 484]

All current christmas songs

 

I am fed up of hearing the same 15 songs every December. 

[six feet blunder 161]

In 1970  BBC banned Lola by the kinks not only because of the songs lyrics about a transvestite but the line which included Coca Cola fell foul of product placement rules and was later re recorded to cherry cola

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33 minutes ago, Charles De Gaulle said:

All current christmas songs

 

I am fed up of hearing the same 15 songs every December. 

If you bin off the likes of Slade and Wham and The Pogues, wearing though they can be, you’ll only see newer, shitter ones being released by the likes of Little Mix or AJ Twatty or Ariana fucking Grande.

[En Passant 3,741]

39 minutes ago, Charles De Gaulle said:

All current christmas songs

 

I am fed up of hearing the same 15 songs every December. 

 

Is there a single Christmas song that would be played at any other time of year simply because it's good enough and you want to hear it?

I struggle to think of one.

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17 minutes ago, En Passant said:

 

Is there a single Christmas song that would be played at any other time of year simply because it's good enough and you want to hear it?

I struggle to think of one.

 

This is one of my favourite Christmas songs (it's for people who don't like Christmas).

The video is well suited to Deathlist too

 

 

[Sir Creep 7,070]

 

[Boudicca 702]

"Posters who should be banned forever" for this.

 

Mods, please!