Pumping Them Out In The Birthing Pool 2023

[ladyfiona 2,558]

This is based off game The Old Crem started who has given me permission to take charge of 2023 game.

 

The game is simple. Pick 20 celebrities who will have a child in either 2023 or 2024. 

 

Rules: (Mostly the same as original rules with a couple of changes)

 

1. Teams have to be sent in by 31/12/2022. Please send teams to me via PM and do not post on the thread. 

2. You can pick either the mother or father of the child, but the parent has to be a celebrity.

3. You score points once the celebrity, celebrity's partner, surrogate gives birth or the adoption of a baby under 8 weeks old is announced. 

4. The qualifying source is either a newspaper report or a post on verified social media account belonging to the Celeb or their partner. 

4. Celebrity is defined by the pick having a Wikipedia page that existed before 1st December 2022. 

5. You can't pick both likely parents of the same child in the event that both mother and father count as celebrities.

6. If there is any public doubt as to the identity of the father of the child, then the pick will be 'lost'.

7. Picks must be legal (i.e. the parent must be over the age of consent in their home country)

8. No pregnancy that has been officially announced or reported in a Q/O source as a strong rumour is allowed. 
9. Any pregnancy that is announced between now and the deadline will not be eligible for points and you can chose to then withdraw that celebrity and replace them (but can also keep them in case their have a second birth in 2023). 
10. Each team is allowed one joker who can gain double points. 

11. Additional rule - If pregnancy is announced and there is a misscarriage or still birth then player gets half points (10 points turns into 5 etc).
 

Age of parent at time of birth:

 

Mother:

17-30: 10 points

31-35: 15 points

36-40: 20 points

41-50: 40 points

51+: 100 points

 

Father:

 

17-30: 10 points

31-40: 15 points

41-50: 20 points

51-60: 40 points

61-70: 70 points

71+: 100 points

 

Let the predicting comence.

[ladyfiona 2,558]

Masterlist of players and who they have. Age range is correct at time of submission.

 

LadyFiona

 

17-30: Safiya Nygaard and Talia Mar

31-35: Rita Ora and Brenda Song

36-40: Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne

41-50: Paris Hiltonx2 and Meghan Markle

51+: Jennifer Lopez 

 

17-30: Brooklyn Beckham, Tom Daley and Vikkstar123

31-40: Travis Scott (joker), Shane Dawson, Jason Kenny

41-50: Nick Cannon and Tom Hiddleston

51-60: James Gunn and Ryan Murphy

71+: Ron Perlman

 

DeathBecomesThem

 

17-30: Anya-Taylor Joy, Jessa Seewald (miscarriage - half points + rainbow baby - full points) and Madison Chock

31-35: Madison Hubbell, Sarah Hyland, Emma Stone, Nina Dobrev and Marie Gluesenkamp Perez

36-40: Cecily Strong, Lily Allen, Scarlett Johansson

41-50: Jordana Brewster and Paris Hilton x2

51+: Jennifer Lopez

 

17-30: Taylor Lautner

41-50: Taika Waititi (joker), Josh Duhamel and Nick Cannon

51-60: Elon Musk and Eric Stonestreet 

 

Gooseberry Crumble

 

17-30: Tiffany Trump, Ariana Grande, Perrie Edwards, Olympia Valance

31-35: Princess Beatrice, Lady Kitty Spencer, Rachel Daly

36-40: Michelle Ryan

41-50: Lady Gabriella Kingston

 

17-30: Harry Maguire, Wes Nelson, Jordan Pickford, Adam Gemili, Caeleb Dressel (joker)

31-40: Jesse McCartney, Riz Ahmed

41-50: Tevin Campbell, Feliciano Lopez, Russell Howard

51-60: Anderson Cooper 

 

LizLemon

 

17-30: Nicola Peltz Beckham, Naomi Biden, Hailey Bieber, Ariana Grande, Sydney Sweeney, Tiffany Trump

31-35: Kelsey Asbille, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

36-40: Sanna Marin, Peta Murgatroyd

41-50: Kourtney Kardashian (joker), Clare Crawley (the bachelor), Britney Spears

51+: Gwen Stefani

 

41-50: Nick Cannon, Ross Mathews

51-60: James Gunn

61-70: Dennis Quaid

71+: David Foster, Ron Perlman

 

Diego

 

17-30: Billie Ellish

31-35: Brenda Song, Rita Ora

36-40: Lindsay Lohan, Avril Lavigne

41-50: Paris Hilton (joker) x2

 

17-30: Freddie Highmore, Dylan Sprouse, Taylor Lautner, Marquinhos, Justin Bieber

31-40: Rafael Nadal, Prince Harry, Daniel Radcliffe

41-50: Christian Bale, Dwayne Johnson, Fernando Alonso, Ben Affleck

51-60: Quentin Tarantino

71+: Ron Perlman

 

TheOldCrem

 

17-30: Ashleigh Barty

31-35: Rebecca Adlington (miscarriage - half points), Pixie Lott, Adele, Lily Collins, Lacey Turner, Princess Eugenie, Princess Beatrice

41-50: Kourtney Kardashian, Paris Hilton x2, Serena Williams

 

17-30: Taylor Lautner, Brooklyn Beckham, Kalvin Phillips, Ben White, Max Whitlock, Henry Slade, Tom Daley

31-40: Karim Benzema, Jorghino

[ladyfiona 2,558]

As of 30th December:

 

• The Old Crem - 252.5 points (Ashleigh Barty, Princess Eugenie, Paris Hilton x2, Henry Slade, Tom Daley, Serena Williams, Kourtney Kardashian, Pixie Lott, Rebecca Adlington (miscarriage), Karim Benzema, Kalvin Phillips)
• Diego - 210 points (Paris Hilton x2 - Joker, Lindsay Lohan, Daniel Radcliffe, Brenda Song)
• LadyFiona - 155 points (Paris Hilton x2, Lindsay Lohan, Brenda Song, Jason Kenny, Tom Daley, Shane Dawson)
• LizLemon - 140 points (Peta Murgatroyd, Kourtney Kardashian - joker, Clare Crawley)
• DeathBecomesThem - 110 points (Paris Hilton x2, Jessa Seewald (miscarriage + rainbow baby), Madison Hubbell)
• Gooseberry Crumble - 30 points (Jordan Pickford, Feliciano Lopez)

 

*Paris Hilton had two surrogate babies born/announced in 2023.

**Jessa Seewald had a miscarriage announced early 2023, then later in the year there was a new pregnancy announcement

***Rebecca Adlington announced pregnancy but then there was a miscarriage

[ladyfiona 2,558]

Two Three people are competing in this so far. Even if you don't have full list ready. Please can you post here or send a message to say you will be taking part.

 

Cheers.

 

Added new rule: Nick Cannon will get half points per pregnancy depending how many kids he has/expecting end of the year.

[Gooseberry Crumble 5,322]

I will be taking part!

[ladyfiona 2,558]

On 07/12/2022 at 19:13, Gooseberry Crumble said:

I will be taking part!

 

Thanks for your submission!

[ladyfiona 2,558]

My submission if anyone is stuck for ideas (i'll be adding more):

 

Mother:

 

17-30: Safiya Nygaard and Talia Mar

31-35: Rita Ora and Brenda Song

36-40: Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne

41-50: Paris Hilton and Meghan Markle

51+: Jennifer Lopez

 

Father:

 

17-30: Brooklyn Beckham, Tom Daley and Vikkstar123

31-40: Travis Scott, Shane Dawson, Jason Kenny

41-50: Nick Cannon and Tom Hiddleston

51-60: James Gunn and Ryan Murphy

61-70:

71+: Ron Perlman

[Joey Russ 7,210]

1 minute ago, ladyfiona said:

61-70: Simon Cowell

Which one?  

[ladyfiona 2,558]

If anyone is pondering who they should put. Here are some suggestions based on recently married, will probably not use a condom or suggested they will get a surrogate soon.

• Nick Cannon - Already had or expecting three children from two women this year. Current number of children is at least 11.
• Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz - Recently married
• Paris Hilton - In her documentary she said she froze her eggs and wants to be a mother. She got married this year.
• Britney Spears - Had miscarriage this year and may try again
• Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck - Married this year after getting back together
• Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian (founder of Reddit) - Already have one child together
• Rita Ora and Taika Waititi - Recently got married
• Princess Eugenie - Already has one child
• Princess Beatrice - Already has one child
• Meghan Markle and Prince Harry - Less attention on her once coronation happens
• Taylor Lautner and Taylor Dome - Recently got married
• Lindsay Lohan and Bader Shammas - Recently got married
• One of the Kardashians/Jenners - They pop out a kid at least once a year
• Christina Ricci - Got married recently
• Freddie Highmore - Got married in secret
• Rafael Nadal - Recently retired and his wife gave birth to first child this year
• Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas - Already had a surrogate child together
• Matt Hancock - Recently got together with a new lady that he had an affair with
• Boris Johnson - He likes having kids with women he's not married to
• Simon Cowell - Already has one son
• Amber Heard - Has one surrogate daughter already
• Elon Musk - He's crazy right now and may surprise people

[Toast 16,060]

18 minutes ago, ladyfiona said:

If anyone is pondering who they should put

 

Nah, I'm all right, thanks.

[ladyfiona 2,558]

Five members including myself are taking part. You have until 31st to post your list here or message me. Do note Stacey Soloman has announced she's pregnant again and so she is out of the running.

[ladyfiona 2,558]

Masterlist of players and who they submitted has been posted. A lot of people convinced Taylor Lautner and Brooklyn Beckham going to be fathers.

[LizLemon 65]

Dancing with the Stars pro Peta Murgatroyd, one of my picks, is expecting a child @ladyfiona:

https://people.com/parents/peta-murgatroyd-pregnant-expecting-baby-maks-chmerkovskiy-best-blessing/

[ladyfiona 2,558]

1 hour ago, LizLemon said:

Dancing with the Stars pro Peta Murgatroyd, one of my picks, is expecting a child @ladyfiona:

https://people.com/parents/peta-murgatroyd-pregnant-expecting-baby-maks-chmerkovskiy-best-blessing/

 

So they are. Congratulations you get 20 points and now in the lead. Scoreboard has been updated.

[The Old Crem 3,573]

https://www.wtatennis.com/news/3011862/ashleigh-barty-announces-pregnancy-on-instagram
Ashleigh Barty is a hit for me @ladyfiona

[ladyfiona 2,558]

48 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

https://www.wtatennis.com/news/3011862/ashleigh-barty-announces-pregnancy-on-instagram
Ashleigh Barty is a hit for me @ladyfiona 

 

Link doesn't work but I found one here.

 

Congratulations on the 10 points. And here was me thinking you got the wrong tennis player when Naomi Oskaka got pregnant.

[The Old Crem 3,573]

11 hours ago, ladyfiona said:

 

Link doesn't work but I found one here.

 

Congratulations on the 10 points. And here was me thinking you got the wrong tennis player when Naomi Oskaka got pregnant.

I actually did think of having her because of a rumour on the blind gossip websites about a year ago that seemed to be referring to her being upset one day that she wasn’t pregnant because she wanted a break from tennis. 

[ladyfiona 2,558]

Princess Eugenie is pregnant meaning @The Old Crem gets 15 points. BBC

[Gooseberry Crumble 5,322]

@ladyfiona and @diego have scored points as Paris Hilton has become a mum.

 

 

[ladyfiona 2,558]

I just saw. I will update score when I get home from work. Crem and death becomes them also get points.

 

 

 

[ladyfiona 2,558]

Right then. Just come back from work and gone through the list to find that @diego had Paris Hilton as his joker meaning he gets double points. As Paris Hilton is 41. It means he gets 80 points.

 

@DeathBecomesThem, @The Old Crem , @diego - scoreboard will get updated shortly.

 

 

[msc 18,390]

9 minutes ago, ladyfiona said:

@diego had Paris Hilton

 

 

Isn't that against the spirit of the game?

 

[diego 1,966]

@msc But why against the spirit of the game?, I don't understand  

[TQR 14,352]

2 minutes ago, diego said:

@msc But why against the spirit of the game?, I don't understand  

Cos she’s had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard.

[msc 18,390]

14 minutes ago, TQR said:

Cos she’s had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard.

More a puerile reference to Fiona absent minded saying Diego having had her. Not meant to impregnate your own picks! 

 

Really it was a @Gooseberry Crumblejoke...