An Fear Beag 1,535 Posted December 3, 2022 HARE’S DEATH POOL 2023 – 10th Edition And so the pool which was begun by Deathray on 9th December 2013 is now beginning its 10th run. It has survived the multiple bans of its long-time host followed by his permanent exclusion, a few guest hosts, a couple of attempted leadership coups and, most improbably, me running it for the past 2 years. Many lesser pools have come and gone in the meantime, but like the true cockroach it is, this pool just keeps on surviving. 11 teams entered the inaugural competition, which began on January 1st 2014, and the number of participants has steadily increased over the years, reaching a record 46 teams this year (plus the compilation team of favourite picks). Looking back at the 2014 list of participants, I see the names Captain Chorizo, MSC, The Unknown Man, Toast, WhoamI, Death Impends and Book (Deathray did not take part in his own pool the first year!), all of whom featured in the 9th pool this year, and hopefully will also appear in the 10th. When I have a bit more time, I’ll check the records to see if they have been ever-present over the past 9 runnings – if so, well done and thanks to you all. Hopefully we can make it another record entry next year, to celebrate the 10th edition. It’s the easiest of all pools to enter - just throw together 25 likely (or indeed unlikely) names and send them in. It doesn’t matter if they are old or young, globally famous or completely obscure, home-gown or from the far-flung reaches of the globe. If you have a few names that you would like to enter in a death pool, but are worried about a QO, this is the place for them. They just have to die, and they have to take their bloody time about doing it. The rules are published below. They are almost exactly the same as last year, with two exceptions. Firstly, as threatened last year, this is going to be the first pool to try a ban on “Famous for being a Criminal” picks, purely because I couldn’t be arsed googling the cunts’ names every few months to check if they have carked it or not. I will be honest- I am not sure how it is going to work. Some criminals become so widely famous that they will have to be allowed, while other more local scumbag types will be banned. The basic rule will be that people only famous for criminal acts are banned, unless they become globally famous (or at very least massively nationally famous) for their crimes. The distinction may well seem arbitrary and inconsistent, but I will try to keep it as fair as possible. From this year’s selections, Robert Durst would be allowed, as his case became globally famous including a film and documentary. On the other hand, Mustafa Kayirici would be banned, as he would have died in relative (but well-deserved) obscurity, had someone from the Daily Mail not gotten a hard-on over him. Of next year's likely picks, Ted Kaczynski is good, Sandra Weir is out. You get the general picture. Secondly, in a classical piece of gate-shutting after bolting-horse, I have introduced a tie-break system in the unlikely event of a tie at the end of the year. SEND YOUR TEAM TO ME BY PM, OR POST IT UP ON THIS THREAD. NO OTHER METHODS OF ENTRY ARE ACCEPTED. To make life a little easier on me, you are kindly asked to enter your team in the following format. · List picks in alphabetical order of first name. · Do not put numbers in front of the name. But please count them to make sure that there are actually 25 of them – it’s not that difficult. · Put description in brackets after name (if they are obscure and/or likely to be confused with another celebrity) · Mark one pick as a Joker (or wildcard- I’m not getting into that discussion again!) I will accept entries that are not in this format. However, you may definitely will be subject to a torrent of abuse of Deathray-ian proportions. Best of luck to you all. 6 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
An Fear Beag 1,535 Posted December 3, 2022 The Rules (Last updated 3rd Dec 2022) 1) Your Team All teams must contain 25 people with some claim to fame (See FFBI section) and a nominated Joker amongst the main 25. If no Joker is nominated, the first name on your list will automatically become your Joker. A maximum 5 subs are permitted for any picks who die before the starting line, or any picks who are disallowed by the host (These substitutes will be promoted in order if required). It is strongly recommended that a player submits subs, as the host will not bother to chase you for a sub should one or more of your players fail to make the starting line. All picks must be human beings aged over 18 on January 1st of the game year. Picks who appear at the commencement of the game to be human, but are subsequently found to be shape-shifting reptilians will still be valid (e.g. Prince Philip). Pond-scum who show only the vaguest signs of being human will also be allowed (e.g. Jacob Rees-Mogg,) They will still be subject to rule 4.2 below which prohibits the murder of picks, however tempting it might be. Death row prisoners only score if they die of other causes. Those still on trial will still score points if sentenced to execution after 0000 on January 1st. (HOWEVER, SEE RULE 5.5 ON FAME CRITERIA FOR CRIMINALS) Entries must be posted in the annual Hares Death Pool thread or PMed to the game runner. Entries sent by any other method will be completely ignored. The competition automatically opens for entries at 0001 on the 1st December and closes at 2359 on December 31st. Substitutes will be automatically promoted if a pick dies before the game commences., or if a pick is disqualified by the host. Substitutions will be allowed for the entire duration of the game until 23.59 on 31st December 2023. In the unlikely case a player uses all 5 substitutes on picks who died before January 1st, they will not be allowed to add another pick, and will start the game with one pick short should a 6th pick die. Let’s face it, if you are so bad at this game that 6 picks die before it even starts, then you deserve some sort of penalty. If someone has not provided sufficient substitutes to cover picks who died prematurely or were disqualified, then they will also play the game with a numerically disadvantaged team. Late entries are not permitted. No exceptions. Don’t even think about it. Seriously. Entries are welcomed up until the deadline of 23.59.59 on 31st December. The fine tradition of abusing players who post late on New Years Eve is not generally carried on by the current host, as he is usually too pissed to care. However, it may be revived in subsequent years if players insist on abusing the hosts good nature. In another change to a previous pool tradition, absolutely no effort will be made to clarify who your picks are should there be confusion. Frankly, I do have a few better things to do with my life. The original Hare's host was always incredibly lenient on this front and seemed to take pleasure is corresponding with participants for clarification on picks. The current host does no such thing. If you do insist on picking obscure names (which are actually warmly welcomed), we recommend you put a brief description in brackets which will assist the host in assigning the correct name (see Rule 10 below). This is unnecessary for the blindingly obvious. For example, this is good: Thomas Nilsson (Swedish jockey) This is a touch excessive: Queen Elizabeth 2 – Royal If the host is not certain who a pick is (which to be fair is actually most picks), the player will be assigned the first living name that comes up on a google search, regardless of how young, healthy, or obviously-not-the-intended-pick they are. If no suitable name comes up on page 1 of a google search, the pick will be disregarded and a sub will move up. For example, if you wish to select John Smith, the former Wigan and Oldham player who is now head coach at Cornell University, then perhaps enter John Smith (Cornell Coach). If you enter John Smith with no description, then page 1 of a Google search gives the explorer of Pocahantas fame and the dead former Labour leader, and so the pick will be invalid. If you enter John Smith (football) then the first living person who comes up is the former New England Patriots kicker who will then be your (probably better) pick. If your pick is so obscure that they do not appear on page 1 of a google search, a link to a suitable article on the person is acceptable and advised. 11. The host may accept clarifications to picks made after the team has been submitted. This will be solely at the discretion of the host and will largely depend on the hosts mood at that time. The host’s mood is usually not good, so I wouldn’t bank on it. No alterations to the master-list will be made after 00.01 on January 1st, 2023. 2) Obituary Rules Celebrities qualify if they achieve an obituary or article about their death in a local, national or even specialist newspaper, magazine or website. The article does not need to specifically relate to their death, instead just mention it. The Hare’s Pool has always been extremely lenient when it comes to accepting “obits” and that will be continued. Unlike other pools, a QO is not used as a barometer of fame – the weeding out process is carried out before the game begins. Basically, anything that convinces the host that the person is actually dead will be accepted (See Point 3). The obit may be published in any language but entrants should give the host a translation if it is not in English. (It has been a tradition for foreign dead pool players to submit local hero teams of DDP useless picks to the Hares pools on account of this and the current host heartily welcomes such entries – how else is he going to learn about Singaporean Ceramacists!) Paid for obituary sites are not specialist websites and will be not accepted as proof of death, as unscrupulous (and frankly desperate) players could pay for an obituary. The same applies to death notice sections of otherwise acceptable sources. The exception to this rule is if these sites have a celebrities death page - should the picks death notice/paid for obituary feature on their celebrity deaths page/feed the points will be awarded. Wikipedia pages are not accepted. Social media posts, personal blogs etc do not count. The cut-off period for obituaries is 2359 on the 7th January the year after the competition ends. (Death date must be recorded as 31st December at the latest). While the host will make every effort to search for obituaries before this date, it is ultimately the responsibility of the player to bring deaths and obits to the attention of the host. No death notices will be accepted after this date, even if the final scoreboard has not yet been published and a winner declared. 3) Scoring Rules For the purposes of determining the date of death of a celebrity, the information to hand will be used to determine the points allocated to the competitors who chose the person. In the event that an exact date is available a) Journalistic phrases such as 'on Wednesday, or last night/yesterday' will count as dates of death, with the date being determined by the tedious process of working it out - points will be awarded. In the event that a more vague phrase is used such as “Last week” or “recently”, the host will use his own discretion to determine a likely date of death, based on the phrase and the context used. The hosts decision on this shall be final, but is also changeable should further information subsequently become available. b) In the event that only the month of death is in the obituary, points will be awarded to the first date of the month that has been given ('the Leah Bracknell' rule) if a date is subsequently given before the closure of the competition window the remaining points will be added to the total. c) In the very unfortunate event that only the year of death is provided in the qualifying obituary the poor bastard who picked them will be awarded points to the first day of the year that is given (which the savvy among you will have worked out is 0 points). The overall points system is incredibly simple: a) 1 Point for each full day of the year that passes before your celebs death (if they die on the 10th of January you are awarded 9 points for example) up until the games close at midnight on the 31st December. b) If one of your "celebrities" dies on 31st December in that game year, they will receive a 250 point Betty Bonus, named after the hosts 3rd favourite Golden Girl, and 4th favourite Betty. (A 31st December death will score 614 points in a normal year or 615 points in a leap year rather than the 364 or 365 points it would normally accrue) c) Celebrities picked as a Joker will receive double points (i.e if they die on the 9th January you'll get 16 points, in case you don’t know what “double” means). Jokers are calculated before the 250 point bonus, meaning a 31st December joker will score 978 in a normal year and 980 in a leap year. d) In the impressive event of all 25 of your team dying you will receive a 500 point bonus In the unlikely event of a tie at the end of the game, the following criteria will be used to determine a winner a) Person with LOWEST number of hits during the year wins b) If both teams level on hits, the person with the last hit of the year wins c) If both equal on b., the person with the 2nd last, 3rd last etc will win. 4) The “Don't Be A Cunt” Rules Blatant plagiarism of another person’s team (in the opinion of the host) is punishable by expulsion and a 5-year ban on entering the competition. It is also fairly pointless in this game, so why bother. Murdering your chosen "celebrities" is against the rules. While the host greatly admires dedication to dead-pooling above and beyond the call of duty, and was tempted to relax this rule as a result, the site’s lawyers have pointed out that it is actually illegal and should probably not be encouraged (not to mention it gives us a worse name than we currently have). Players are forbidden from encouraging/discouraging or actively taking part in their (or another contestants) picks assisted euthanasia. Similarly, encouraging picks to commit suicide is prohibited (as well as being a fairly shitty thing to do) Keeping alive another person’s pick against the pick's will to benefit in this game is also against the rules (although again being grudgingly admired by the host). 5) The Qualifying Picks Rules Picks are not accepted if it cannot be reasonably ascertained that they are actually alive. Celebrities are disqualified if the host determines them to be famous for being ill. This includes · Famous due to impending death (hit by a car, stabbed, in ICU with Covid despite 10 vaccinations etc - you get the idea) · Famous due to illness, with not even a minor fame to claim of their own making resulting from that illness (mother with 6 months to live, man with rare genetic disorder) 3. Exceptions will be made for people with an illness who have become activists or otherwise achieved a reasonable level of fame for reasons related to, but not confined to, their illness. This will be solely at the discretion of the host, whose decisions will likely be arbitrary and mood dependant. Writing a single book about one’s illness will likely not qualify, because let’s face it, what self-respecting cancer-mum hasn’t written a book about her battle. Relatives of the famous are not accepted, unless they have achieved a reasonable level of fame themselves. The threshold for this “fame” will be relatively low and may be directly related to the famous person (e.g. appearing regularly on their reality TV show), but anything not related to the celeb is generally welcomed and is more likely to have the pick accepted. The hosts decision will be final, and may appear unfair and inconsistent. That’s life (and death) folks! People who are famous solely on account of criminal acts are banned, unless they meet one of the following criteria: · a) The nature of their crime(s) makes them a globally famous name (or at very least extremely famous nationally. The bar for this will be set quite high – we are looking at Myra Hindley, Peter Sutcliffe levels of fame. The host makes no apologies for any inconsistencies in this – the deciding factor may well be whether the host’s partner or kids have heard of them or not! If you are unsure whether they are famous or not to qualify, just leave them out. There are enough other genuinely famous people out there to pick. · b) They are head of a widely known criminal organisation (e.g. Mafia, major terrorist organisation, British Conservative Party) If a pick is rejected, the first sub on the list will be promoted. If a team has more than 5 rejected picks, they will play with a shortened team. The most obscure accepted pick in the opinion of the host shall win the Who the Feck Are They? award. I'd be grateful if people didn't deliberately go after the Who the Feck Are They? award, as it's meant to be light-hearted fun and will be discontinued if people appear to submit substantially more fringe picks. Rejected picks will be published once the game begins, along with the players name). Players are welcome to (and indeed encouraged to) ridicule other players for their barrel-scraping antics. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
An Fear Beag 1,535 Posted December 3, 2022 SCOREBOARD (updated 15.12) Gcreptile (2204 points) 12 hits [Burt Bacharach, Chris Snow, Daniel N Paul, Frederic Forrest, George Alagiah, Grant Turner, Haris Ibrahim, Henry Kissinger, Johnny Ruffo, Menahem Pressler, Roland Griffiths, William Consovoy] Dying Probably (2069 points) 10 hits [Betty Boothroyd, Harry Belafonte, Hazel McCallion*, Henry Kissinger, James L. Buckley, Nigel Lawson, Rosalynn Carter, Sandra Day-O’Connor, Shane MacGowan, Tony Bennett] Diego (1955 points) 9 hits [Felix Sienra, Fusa Tatsumi*, Gianluca Vialli, Giorgio Napolitano, King Constantine, Milan Kundera, Rolf Harris, Shane MacGowan, Wei Wei] Wannamaker (1935 points) 12 hits [Bob Barker, Frank McGarvey, George Alagiah, Giorgio Napolitano, Henry Kissinger, King Constantine, Martti Ahtisaari, Milan Kundera, Pervez Musharraf, Rolf Harris, Ryiuchi Sakamoto, Ted Kaczynski] Thatcher (1897 points) 10 hits [Federico Bahamontes, George Alagiah, Gianluca Vialli, Gina Lollobrigida, Josh Ackland, Milan Kundera, Rolf Harris*, Rosalynn Carter, Ted Kaczynski, Tony Bennett] LizLemon (1738 points) 7 hits [Burt Bacharach, Frederic Forrest, Henry Kissinger, Norman Lear, Rosalynn Carter, Sandra Day-Connor, Tony Bennett] The Unknown Man (1687 points) 8 hits [Bob Barker, Bobby Charlton, George Alagiah*, Gianluca Vialli, Giorgio Napolitano, Milan Kundera, Rolf Harris, Ted Kaczynski] Buffalo Phil (1674 points) 10 hits [Ady Barkan, Ben Ferencs, Bill Butler, Bob Barker, Gianluca Vialli, Guido Gorgatti, Hazel McCallion, Johnny Ruffo*, Lucille Randon, Tim Keller] Yorkshire Banker (1536 points) 8 hits [Dick Clarke, Dick Groat, Francoise Gilot, George Alagiah, Giorgio Napolitano, Hsing Yun, Tras Honan, Winnie Ewing] The Spinosaurus (1426 points) 7 hits [Alan Arkin, Bob Barker, King Constantine, Horst-Dieter Hottges*, John Devitt, Michael Parkinson, Tony Bennett] Death Impends (1423 points) 9 hits [Bert I Gordon, Billy Graham, Bob Barker, Ed Ames, Francoise Gilot, Jimmy Weldon, Lucille Randon, Mervin Shiner, Milan Kundera] Wormfarmer (1422 points) 8 hits [AL Jaffee*, Ben Ferencs, Bill Butler, George Alagiah, Gianluca Vialli, Henry Kissinger, Shane MacGowan, Ted Kaczynski] ZZZ - Boring Predictable Team (1421 points) 7 hits [Bob Barker, George Alagiah, Gianluca Vialli, Henry Kissinger, Johnny Ruffo, Rolf Harris, Tony Bennett] The RadGuy (1405 points) 8 hits [Ady Barkan, Faye Fantarrow, Frank McGarvey, George Alagiah, Jango Edwards, Johnny Ruffo, Ryiuchi Sakamoto, Tim Lobinger] Etushispushingupdaisies (1388 points) 7 hits [Bob Barker, George Alagiah, Gianluca Vialli, Henry Kissinger, Johnny Ruffo, Rolf Harris, Teresa Taylor] TQR (1373 points) 7 hits [Bobby Charlton, George Alagiah, Harry Belafonte, Michael Parkinson, Mohamed Al-Fayed, Nigel Lawson, Tony Bennett] Nantonian (1359 points) 7 hits [Diane Feinstein, George Alagiah, Henry Kissinger, Nigel Lawson, Rolf Harris, Ted Kaczynski, Winnie Ewing] Tracey (1332 points) 7 hits [Al Jaffee, Al Quie, George Alagiah, Gordon Moore, Miiko Taka, Norman Lear, Ted Lerner] Salmon Mousse (1271 points) 10 hits [Chris Snow, Chris Stone, Frank McGarvey, George Alagiah, Gianluca Vialli, Denny Crum, Michael Lehrer, Natalie Fornasier, Teresa Taylor, Tim Keller] WhoamI (1268 points) 6 hits [Eric Tweedale, Henry Kissinger, Ken Archer, Norman Lear, Stella Stevens, Ted Kaczynski] YoungOne (1260 points) 7 hits [Bobby Charlton, George Alagiah, Henry Kissinger, King Constantine, Nigel Lawson, Rolf Harris, Tony Bennett] WEP (1204 points) 7 hits [Augie Nieto, George Alagiah*, Jango Edwards, Mutulu Shakur, Ralf Harris, Teresa Taylor, Tim Lobinger] Arghton (1174 points) 10 hits [Carmen Sevilla, Daisako Ikeda, Emlain Kabua, George Alagiah, Gianluca Vialli, Ivan Silayev*, Otis Taylor, Rafiq Nishonov, Tim Lobinger, Winnie Ewing) The Old Crem (1167 points) 8 hits [Frank McGarvey, George Alagiah, Gianluca Vialli, Johnny Ruffo, Mary Quant, Rolf Harris, Ryiuchi Sakamoto, Terry Venables] BabyBlue (1152 points) 7 hits [Greta Anderson, Guido Gorgatti, Helene Carrere D’Encausse Horse-Dieter Hottges, Leonard Pietraszak, Martti Ahtisaari, Phyllis Latour] Toast (1150 points) 10 hits [Bobby Charlton, Fay Weldon, George Alagiah, Gianluca Vialli, Just Fontaine, King Constantine, Milan Kundera, Rolf Harris, Ryiuchi Sakamoto, Winnie Ewing] Drol (1109 points) 7 hits [George Alagiah, Gianluca Vialli, Giorgio Napolitano*, Oomen Chandy, Pervez Musharraf, Rolf Harris, Shimon Baadani] An Fear Beag (1093 points) 9 hits [George Alagiah, Gianluca Vialli, Lucille Randon, Mairin Hughes, Mary Quant, Nick Hitchon, Nigel Lawson, Ryiuchi Sakamoto, Tim Keller] DeathBecomesThem (1089 points) 6 hits [Chaim Topol, George Alagiah, Gianluca Vialli, Pat Robertson, Rosalynn Carter, Sandra Day-O’Connor] Captain Chorizo (1085 points) 7 hits [Abe Jacobs, Billy Two-Rivers, Johnny Ruffo, Pervez Musharraf, Siiri Ratnanen, Teresa Taylor, Winnie Ewing] Msc (1076 points) 4 hits [Bob Barker, David Berglas, Henry Kissinger, Tony Bennett] MariNisia (1071 points) 6 hits [Bob Barker, Carole Cook, Don January, Harry Belafonte, Sandra Day’O’Connor, Stanley Von Nieda] The Old Lady (988 points) 8 hits [Betty Boothroyd, Bob Barker, Francoise Gilot, Gianluca Vialli, Mary Quant, Rolf Harris, Ted Kaczynski, Tina Turner] Lady Fiona (964 points) 5 hits [George Alagiah, Kenneth McAlpine, Rolf Harris, Shane MacGowan, Tony Bennett] Chel (960 points) 6 hits [Jaak Lipso, Nikolai Dupak, Nikolai Dobranravov, Yulia Borisova, Vera Vasilveya, Vyacheslav Zaitsev] CharlesDeGaulle (944 points) 6 hits [Bob Barker, Chaim Topol, Giorgio Napolitano, Rolf Harris, Stella Stevens, Tony Bennett] Famous4Eva (943 points) 3 hits [Angel Wagenstein*, Chris Snow, Johnny Ruffo] Im Not Hades (891 points) 5 hits [David Crosby, Frank Borman, Harry Belafonte, Mary Quant, Miroslav Blasevic] JoeMoneypenny (848 points) 5 hits [Hsing Yun, Ryiuchi Sakamoto, Shane MacGowan, Wan Haifeng, Wei Wei] CalebH (823 points) 5 hits [Carmen Sevilla, Doreen Mantle, Marga Minco, Mihai Sora*, Sonia Cervanes] Book (790 points) 6 hits [Burt Bacharach, Frances Sternhagen, Gina Lollobrigida, Harry Belafonte, Inga Swenson, Maria Sebaldt] Torva Messor (755 points) 7 hits [Bernard Kalb, Bert I. Gordon*, Carole Cook, Francoise Gilot, Max Morath, Menahem Pressler, Noreen Nash] GrimUpNorth (737 points) 6 hits [Frank McGarvey, George Alagiah, Gianluca Vialli, Johnny Ruffo, Rolf Harris, Ryiuchi Sakamoto] Joey Russ (717 points) 6 hits [Bob Barker, David Crosby, Lucille Randon, Ryiuchi Sakamoto, Ted Kaczynski, Tony Bennett] Etib80 (698 points) 3 hits [Bob Barker*, Federico Bahamontes, Gianluca Vialli] Great Uncle Bulgaria (692 points) 5 hits [Bob Barker, Gina Lollobrigida, Henry Kissinger, Lucille Randon, Nigel Lawson] Guy From Future (662 points) 7 hits [George Alagiah, Gordon Pinsent, Hazel McCallion, Jean-Pierre Jabouille, Juan Velarde Fuertes, Milan Kundera, Patricia Hamilton] Hell (650 points) 6 hits [Chaim Topol, George Alagiah, Gianluca Vialli, Rolf Harris, Ryiuchi Sakamoto, Ted Kaczynski] Pedro69 (606 points) 2 hits [Bobby Charlton, Johnny Ruffo] WhenThe (460 points) 3 hits [Albert Ndele, Jim Broyhill, Rosalynn Carter] GooseberryCrumble (438 points) 3 hits [Dick Fosbury, Raquel Welch, Rosalynn Carter] Sean (389 points) 4 hits [Gina Lollobrigida, Gordon McQueen, Harry Belafonte, Nora Forster] John Key (333 points) 2 hits [George Alagiah, Rolf Harris] Death By Arsenic (322 points) 1 hit [Josh Ackland] ChckenCobra (271 points) 1 hit [Diane Feinstein] Bibliogryphon (228 points) 1 hit [Michael Parkinson] TheKillingTime (170 points) 1 hit [Claude Sarraute] Time (81 points) 1 hit [Peter Shelley] 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
An Fear Beag 1,535 Posted December 3, 2022 LIST Of PLAYERS An Fear Beag AFB Arghton AR Baby Blue BY Bibliogryphon BB Book BK BuffaloPhil BP CalebH CH CaptainChorizo CC Charles DeGaulle CG Chel CL ChickenCobra CO DeathBecomesThem DB DeathByArsenic DA DeathImpends DI Diego DG Drol DL DyingProbably DP Etib80 ET Etushispushingupdaisies ED Famous6Eva FE GcReptile GC GooseberryCrumble GY GreatUncleBulgaria GUB GrimUpNorth GUN GuyFromFuture GF Hell HE ImNotHades IH JoeMoneyPenny JM JoeyRuss JR JohnKey JK LadyFiona LF LizLemon LL Marinisia MN MSC MS Nantonian2013 NT Pedro67 PO RadGuy RG Salmon Mousse SM Sean SN Thatcher TH TheKillingTime KT TheOldCrem OC TheOldLady OL TheSpinosaurus SP The Unknown Man UM Time TI Toast TO TorvaMessor TM TQR TQR Tracy TY Wannamaker WM WEP WEP WhenThe WT WhoamI WI Wormfarmer WF YorkshireBanker YB YoungOne YO MASTERLIST OF PICKS ABDUL THOMPSON CONTEH Footballer SM ABE JACOBS NZ Wrestler CC ADOLFÍNA TKAČÍKOVÁ-TAČOVÁ Czech Gymnast BY ADY BARKAN American Activist BP RG AGNES KELATI Olympic Gymnast AFB WI WF BK AKIHITO Japanese emperor DP WT YO* AL JAFFEE Cartoonist TY WF* AL QUIE American Politican TY ALAN ALDA Actor TH ALAN ARKIN Actor SP ALAN GREENSPAN Economist DB DP JR UM ALAN MCQUILLAN Ex PSNI AFB ALBERT NDELE Congolese Politician WT ALBERTO FUJIMORI Peruvian politician WT ALEKSEI YELISEYEZ Cosmonaut CL ALEX DELVECCHIO Ice Hockey Player GF ALEX FERGUSON Football Manager PO ALEX KATZ American Artist TM ÀLEX SOLER-ROIG F1 Driver DA ALEXANDER LUKASHENKO Belarus President CL ALEXANDER ZATSEPIN Composer CL ALEXANDRA PAKHMUTOVA Composer CL ALEXANDRE DO NASCIMENTO Angolan Cardinal AR ALICE MUNRO Author BP KT GC* ALICIA BRIDGES Singer KT ALLAN PEIPER Cycling Coach GUN ALMA ROSA AGUIRRE Mexican Actress CC ALVIN RAKOFF Canadian Director TY AMY CALLAGHAN MP YB ANASTASIA ZAVOROTNYUK Russian Actress JK* SM ANDY DICK Comedian BY CO ANDY TAYLOR Duran Duran AFB BP CG DB DL ED HE JK LF LL NT PO RG SN* SP TO TQR UM WEP WF WI WM ANGEL WAGENSTEIN Bulgarian Author FE* ANGELA MERKEL German Politician CO ANN BLYTH Actress DA ANN HAMILTON Comedy Actress TI ANN HAYDON-JONES Tennis Player TI ANNABEL GOLDSMITH British socialite aristrocrat GY* ANNE VERNON Actress DA ANOUK AIMEE French Actress PO ARASH SADEGHI Iranian activist GC WEP ARNOLD YARROW Actor JR MN MS* ARTHUR COX Football Manager TI ATHOL FUGARD Playwright BB* AUGIE NIETO US Businessman WEP AYATOLLAH ALI KHAMENEI Iranian Leader CG ET BAM MARGERA TV Star WI BARBARA BARRIE Actress KT BARBARA CLEGG Actress MS BARBARA TAYLOR-BRADFORD Author BB BARRIE RUTTER Actor GY BARRY BRIGGS Speedway champion GUB BARRY HUMPHRIES Actor BK BENJAMIN FERENCZ Lawyer BP WF* BERNADETTE CHIRAC French Politician ET SP TH BERNARD KALB Journalist TM BERT I. GORDON American Director DI TM* BETTY BOOTHROYD Politician DP OL BHUDDADEB BHATTACHARJEE Indian Politician DA DL BIBI JOHNS Swedish Actress BK BILL BUTLER Cinematographer BP WF BILL COSBY Comedian BK BILL HAYES Actor TM BILL STEEL Broadcaster SM BILLY CONNOLLY Comedian OL BILLY MILLS Olympic Athlete TI BILLY TWO RIVERS Wrestler CC BIMBO OSHIN Nigerian Actress FE BIRTHE WILKE Danish Singer DA BOB BARKER Game Show Host BP CG DI ED ET* GUB JR MN MS OL SP UM WM BOB LANGLEY TV Presenter TI BOB NEWHART Actor TH YO BOBBY ALLEN US Driver PO BOBBY CHARLTON Jack's Brother PO TO TQR UM YO BOBBY COX Baseball Manager YB BOBBIE GENTRY Singer TI BOBBY SEITH Scottish Footballer YB BOBBY VINTON Singer BY BONNIE BRAMLETT Singer TI BORIS VOLYNOV Cosmonaut CL BOWIE WU Hong-Kong Actor JM BRENDA MILNER Neuroscientist TM BŘETISLAV STAŠ Czech Seismologist KT BRIAN HARVEY East 17 SN BRIAN MURPHY Actor SN BRIAN WILSON Beach Boy WF BRIGITTE AUBER French Actress DA BRIGITTE BARDOT French Actress DA DG BRIGITTE FONTAINE French Singer DA BURT BACHARACH Singer BK GC LL BUZZ ALDRIN Astronaut DB DG WT CAREN MARSH DOLL Actress DP CARLY SIMON Singer IH CARMEN SEVILLA Spanish Actress AR CH CAROLE COOK Actress MN TM CARROLL BAKER American Actress GY CAUPOLICÁN PEÑA Chilean Footballer CH CÉSAR LUIS MENOTTI Football Manager BY* CHAIM TOPOL Israeli Actor CG DB HE CHANG CHANG-SUN South Korean Wrestler JM CHARLES DOLAN American Businessman TY CHARLIE BIRD Irish journalist GC CHASEY LAIN Porn Star FE CHITA RIVERA Actress TI CHOW CHUNG Hong-Kong Actor JM CHRIS SNOW NHL Executive FE GC SM CHRIS STONE Aussie Rules Footballer SM CHRISTIANE F. German Actress BK CHRISTIANE MARTEL French Actress GF CHRISTOPHER BENJAMIN Actor BB ĆIRO BLAŽEVIĆ Croatian Footballer IH CLAIRE BLOOM Actress BB CLARENCE CARTER Singer-Songwriter TI CLAUDE SARRAUTE Journalist KT CLAUDIA PORSCHE German Politician WEP CLAUDIO CARDINALE Italian Actress GF CLÉMENCE DESROCHERS Canadian Actress GF CLEO LAINE Singer DB TY CLEOPA MSUYA Ex President of Tanzania KT WT CLINT EASTWOOD Actor ET OC* SN CLINT HILL Secret Service Agent CG CLIVE BARKER Author BB CLIVE BRITTAIN Racehorse Trainer NT TO CLIVE DAVIS Record Producer SN COLIN THACKERY BGT winner GUB CONSTANTINE II King of Greece DG SP TO WM YO CYNTHIA MULLIGAN Canadian TV Presenter NT DAISAKU IKEDA Japanese Philosopher AR DAISUKE SUGAYA Nippon TV Announcer SM DANDY LIVINGSTONE Reggae Musician PO DANIEL N. 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Clarence 58 Posted December 3, 2022 I like to be participate. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
An Fear Beag 1,535 Posted December 3, 2022 19 minutes ago, Clarence said: I like to be participate. That's nice dear. Might I suggest that you do so by actually submitting a team, rather than by posting up pointless comments. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superstar 295 Posted December 3, 2022 6 minutes ago, An Fear Beag said: That's nice dear. Might I suggest that you do so by actually submitting a team, rather than by posting up pointless comments. Chill out, I think he just wanted to know if he's allowed to participate. He's new here and doesn't understand. Why do you have to be so rude to that poor guy? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted December 3, 2022 The title needs adjusting by a year. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
An Fear Beag 1,535 Posted December 3, 2022 26 minutes ago, When The said: Chill out, I think he just wanted to know if he's allowed to participate. He's new here and doesn't understand. Why do you have to be so rude to that poor guy? You think I'm rude? You should have seen the last guy 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted December 3, 2022 20 minutes ago, An Fear Beag said: You think I'm rude? You should have seen the last guy Aw, I miss Deathray's tantrums. Highly entertaining. But no, I'm not going to join his forum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeathByArsenic 46 Posted December 3, 2022 Àlex Soler-Roig(f1) Ann Blyth Anne Vernon Birthe Wilke Bhuddadeb Bhattacharjee Brigitte Auber Brigitte Bardot Dario Argento Don West Erni Mangold Francoise Hardy Jean-Charles Tacchella Joss Ackland Laura Cardoso Luis Ayala Michael Gravelle(canadian politician) Michelle Heaton(UK Singer) Mavis Staples Norma Baylon(tennis) Rachid Mekhloufi*joker Roland Bertin Sam Bankman-Fried Sandra Weir(UK Murderer) Thea Vidale Yvonne Choquet-Bruhat subs Brigitte Fontaine Nana Mouskouri Winnie Ewing Sporty Spice Milan Kundera Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
An Fear Beag 1,535 Posted December 4, 2022 1 hour ago, DeathByArsenic said: Sandra Weir(UK Murderer) I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you didn't actually read my first fucking post at the top of the page, or indeed the rules. Could I ask you to do so, before I say something that might get me accused of being a touch rude. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,436 Posted December 4, 2022 No one ever reads the rules. I put jokes in the crowdsourced rules safe in the knowledge everyone skins over them. Can't mind if I was in every hares pool. Most of them at least. The usual team with replacements will be in later in the month. Unless there was a rule against that I didn't read. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
An Fear Beag 1,535 Posted December 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, msc said: No one ever reads the rules. I put jokes in the crowdsourced rules safe in the knowledge everyone skins over them. Can't mind if I was in every hares pool. Most of them at least. The usual team with replacements will be in later in the month. Unless there was a rule against that I didn't read. I read all the crowdsourced rules. I didn't notice any jokes Whatever about the rest of the rules, people need to read Rule 5.5 on Criminals, as it is a change from previous years, and different to other pools. Which you would know if you bothered to read my introduction which I spent hours (ok, 10 minutes) writing this morning 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,436 Posted December 4, 2022 16 minutes ago, An Fear Beag said: I read all the crowdsourced rules. I didn't notice any jokes Whatever about the rest of the rules, people need to read Rule 5.5 on Criminals, as it is a change from previous years, and different to other pools. Which you would know if you bothered to read my introduction which I spent hours (ok, 10 minutes) writing this morning Ok Diego liking your posts may be a threat instead... I did in fact and was happy Tobin is already dead. He'd presumably have passed the notoriety threshold but on general principle anyway... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
An Fear Beag 1,535 Posted December 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, msc said: Ok Diego liking your posts may be a threat instead... ?? 3 minutes ago, msc said: I did in fact and was happy Tobin is already dead. He'd presumably have passed the notoriety threshold but on general principle anyway... Yes, he probably would have passed. But he would be at the threshold of the acceptable scale. I am going to set a high bar on this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,577 Posted December 4, 2022 Sent mine in. A few interesting picks based on what i've seen posted on the forum recently or what i've had to research due to other things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
An Fear Beag 1,535 Posted December 4, 2022 As is customary, to avoid accusations of pick-stealing, I have sent my team for safekeeping to the first person who submitted a team. In this case Charles De Gaulle who sent it by PM. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeMoneypenny 55 Posted December 5, 2022 Bowie Wu Chang Chang-sun Chow Chung** Genichiro Tenryu Hsing Yun Kyoko Kagawa Law Lan* Lisa Lu ----------joker Lucille Soong Nigel Starmer-Smith Patrica Routledge Rebecca Pan Robert Kuok Roberta Flack Rokusaburo Michiba Ruth Buzzi Ryuichi S akamoto Shane MacGowan Steve "Mongo" McMichael Teh Hong Piow Tsung Dao-Lee Wan Haifeng Wei Wei Zhu Rongj Zubin Mehta back up Patrick Tse Joanne Woodard Stanley Baxter Shintaro Tsuji Joss Ackland **Hong Kong Actor *Hong Kong Actress 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YorkshireBanker 168 Posted December 11, 2022 Amy Callaghan(mp) Bobby Cox Bobby Seith Daniella Westbrook Dick Clark(Us Senator) Dick Groat Dick McTaggart Douglas Hurd Elaine "Spanky" McFarlane Françoise Gilot George Alagiah Giorgio Napolitano Hsing Yun Margaret Barton (joker) Margaret Stuart Barry Nadia Cattouse Ninette Finch Phyllis Dalton Ram John Holder Richard Wilson(actor born 1936) Tras Honan Vilma Hollingbery Vivian Pickles Willie Wallace Winnie Ewing subs Lynne Reid Banks Sandy Gall Rosemary Squires Gudrun Ure Jean Marsh 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superstar 295 Posted December 11, 2022 Akihito (Japanese emperor) Albert Ndele Alberto Fujimori Buzz Aldrin Cleopa Msuya Eva Clayton Eva Marie Saint George Ariyoshi Gloria Deukmejian Jim Broyhill Jimmy Carter Joanne Woodward Josip Manolic June Spencer Kesang Choden Khamtai Siphandone (JOKER) Michiko (Japanese empress) Pete McCloskey Ralph Puckett Roberta Flack Ron Packard (U.S. Congressman) Rosalynn Carter Sirikit (Thai queen) Tomiichi Murayama Yuriko (Japanese princess, a.k.a. Mikasa) Subs Gudrun Ure Mel Brooks Milan Kundera Walter Mirisch (film producer) Yoko Ono Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheKillingTime 19 Posted December 15, 2022 Alice Munro Alicia Bridges Barbara Barrie Břetislav Staš Claude Sarraute Cleopa Msuya Francoise Hardy George Schappell-country singer Halina Machulska Jamila Massey Janette Oke Jiřina Bohdalová Kim Duk aka Tiger Chung Lee -wrestler King Louie-rapper Libuse Svormová Lil Xan *Joker* Milos Zeman Ole Anderson Pasqual Maragall Patrica Green-uk actress Roberta Flack Vera Oredsson Yuriko-japanese princess Yzomandias-rapper Zdeňka Deitchová subs Eugenia Cooney Amanda Lear Gudrun Ure Fernanda Montenegro Bhad Bhabie 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CalebH 42 Posted December 20, 2022 Carmen Sevilla Caupolicán Peña Daniella Westbrook Doreen Mantle Edith Mathis Edna O’Brien Grimes Ion Ilescu Jamie Donnelly Jacques Dutronc Jan Englert Jean Marsh Jerzy Maksymiuk Jiřina Bohdalová June Spencer Karen Lynn Gorney Marga Minco Marthe Cohn Mihai Șora *Joker Miso Kovac Margarita Terekhova Ragnar Ulfung Soňa Červená Sister Jean Schmidt Viktoriya Tokareva back up Joan Plowright Nina van Pallandt Karin Lesch Jose Mujica Frank Field Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,436 Posted December 20, 2022 Arnold Yarrow (JOKER) Barbara Clegg Bob Barker David Attenborough David Berglas David Graham Dick van Dyke Donald Pelmear Eva Marie Saint Glynis Johns Gudrun Ure Henry Kissinger Jacques Delors Jimmy Carter June Lockhart Lee Grant Mel Brooks Norman Jewison Oscar Quitak Roger Corman Stanley Baxter Tony Bennett William Russell Valdas Adamkus Ysanne Churchman subs Doreen Mantle Harry Belafonte Pope Benedict XVI Ros Carter Estelle Parsons 8 replacements from last year. Barbara Clegg is the screenwriter (Dr Who etc). 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
