The Fucking 2024 Olympics

[Paul Bearer 6,102]

FFS. Is it over yet? Who won? 

[YoungWillz 21,046]

Steve Cram building Keely up.

 

Sounds like a recipe for silver, if that. 

[YoungWillz 21,046]

2 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

Steve Cram building Keely up.

 

Sounds like a recipe for silver, if that. 

Fuck, another gold. Oh well.

[RoverAndOut 4,746]

Fucking get in! Keely getting what she deserved. Silver, silver, silver, silver, GOLD! There was no way she was leaving with less. Superb. So happy for her!

[ladyfiona 2,585]

These runners who do long distance such as 5000, 10,000 and marathons. They are so skinny it's unnerving.

[Sly Ronnie 884]

20 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

Fuck, another gold. Oh well.

Well done Keeley. I'm pretty sure that from watching the piece with Kelly Holmes she has had her left nipple pierced!

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689]

Where’s Master Obit with a suggestive Duplantis double entendre?

 

And where’s Ann Packer? I’d have thought she might have been asked about Keely, but maybe she’s just a private person and gives the meeja a wide berth.

 

Doesn’t every 22-year-old lass have pierced nipples in this day and age? 

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7 minutes ago, Sly Ronnie said:

Well done Keeley. I'm pretty sure that from watching the piece with Kelly Holmes she has had her left nipple pierced!

 

All the crucial info there, Ronnie!  Anyway, Keely or Kelly..? 

[RoverAndOut 4,746]

Duplantis isn't human.

[Sly Ronnie 884]

21 minutes ago, RoverAndOut said:

 

All the crucial info there, Ronnie!  Anyway, Keely or Kelly..? 

Keeley. Tch, youngsters eh?

[Sly Ronnie 884]

23 minutes ago, harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy said:

Where’s Master Obit with a suggestive Duplantis double entendre?

 

And where’s Ann Packer? I’d have thought she might have been asked about Keely, but maybe she’s just a private person and gives the meeja a wide berth.

 

Doesn’t every 22-year-old lass have pierced nipples in this day and age? 

 

Nah, Mondo's far too classy for MO's tastes. The closer to a council estate these blokes come from the hornier he gets!

[RoverAndOut 4,746]

36 minutes ago, harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy said:

And where’s Ann Packer? I’d have thought she might have been asked about Keely, but maybe she’s just a private person and gives the meeja a wide berth.

 

I suspect Ann Packer will pop up in some capacity if she is able to. They've made quite a lot of Keely being the third British 800m Olympic Champion. They hooked her up with Kelly via phone in 2004, they showed footage of it tonight. Would be lovely to see, hope she's well enough to appreciate it.

[The Old Crem 3,606]

14 hours ago, En Passant said:

 

 

I know you're just trying to join in, you swore like a trooper earlier along with everyone else, when you don't normally at all. But would you please stop making these wild unsubstantiated claims? You do it everywhere and that's what puts people off I believe (well it does me anyway).

But it is true. It gets a lot of money and has always known a games without a medal would end that and they would have to rebuild without any money and rely on donations and sponsorship and non professional players. Which is near impossible in their environment,

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3 hours ago, The Old Crem said:

But it is true. It gets a lot of money and has always known a games without a medal would end that and they would have to rebuild without any money and rely on donations and sponsorship and non professional players. Which is near impossible in their environment,

 

Can you provide some evidence for your claim? The ladies have delivered a medal in each of the last 3 games, Undoubtedly we prioritise medal sports, particularly multi-medal opportunities like rowing, swimming, cycling, equestrian, boxing, but hockey is a mass participation sport with a decent UK following. Their funding will likely be cut, but you've suggested it will be completely removed, when clearly the women are in some transition and the men just messed up. Undoubtedly they should have got a medal, but they didn't. Glad you're not running the GB Funding Team.

[RoverAndOut 4,746]

Onto the skateboard park now, and I'm watching a heat with 6 girls with an average age of 13.8. (I did the maths). What the actual fuck? Oldest is 19, the youngest is an 11-year-old Chinese girl, who was born on the penultimate day of the London 2012 Olympics. 

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1 minute ago, RoverAndOut said:

Onto the skateboard park now, and I'm watching a heat with 6 girls with an average age of 13.8. (I did the maths). What the actual fuck? Oldest is 19, the youngest is an 11-year-old Chinese girl, who was born on the penultimate day of the London 2012 Olympics. 

Watching it and haven’t got an effing clue what’s going on. Something about a “goofy stance” and a “double backside 540 smith lift”. Fuck knows.

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8 minutes ago, TQR said:

Watching it and haven’t got an effing clue what’s going on. Something about a “goofy stance” and a “double backside 540 smith lift”. Fuck knows.

 

We're so fucking old. 

[TQR 14,396]

They’re all ending up on their backsides, unfortunately. It’s a repeat of the Fucking gymnastics yesterday! 

[RoverAndOut 4,746]

 

 

Starting the 2028 Olympics before the school holidays have begun.  Clashing it with other major sporting events. Holding the Athletics before the Swimming.  How unlike the Americans to fuck it all up. All we need now is Donald Trump opening the games. 

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, RoverAndOut said:

 

Starting the 2028 Olympics before the school holidays have begun.  Clashing it with other major sporting events. Holding the Athletics before the Swimming.  How unlike the Americans to fuck it all up. All we need now is Donald Trump opening the games. 

 

I wouldn't trust them to host a game of Fucking Monopoly.

[TQR 14,396]

GB's Sky Brown, still recovering from a dislocated shoulder and knee surgery, fell on her second and third run (as pretty much everyone else did).

 

Hopefully she's okay, and it still looks like she's qualified by nailing her first run with a 720 snail fish egg with a double backside 50/50 wardrobe piano and added rock and roll coleslaw.

[RoverAndOut 4,746]

3 minutes ago, TQR said:

GB's Sky Brown, still recovering from a dislocated shoulder and knee surgery, fell on her second and third run (as pretty much everyone else did).

 

Hopefully she's okay, and it still looks like she's qualified by nailing her first run with a 720 snail fish egg with a double backside 50/50 wardrobe piano and added rock and roll coleslaw.

 

Don't forget the stalefish goofy allyoop. I liked the trick where the board was high above her with her hand on the concrete (intentionally on this occasion). Very cool to an old man like me.

 

She's nuts to be back on a board a week after dislocating her shoulder. Always a chance she could fall on it again. Hopefully she can give it  ago, but I'm not particularly hopeful for a medal.

[The Old Crem 3,606]

1 hour ago, RoverAndOut said:

Onto the skateboard park now, and I'm watching a heat with 6 girls with an average age of 13.8. (I did the maths). What the actual fuck? Oldest is 19, the youngest is an 11-year-old Chinese girl, who was born on the penultimate day of the London 2012 Olympics. 

I find it a bit unethical someone so young is allowed. I’d have a minimum age of 16 like Gymnastics,

[RoverAndOut 4,746]

Just now, The Old Crem said:

I find it a bit unethical someone so young is allowed. I’d have a minimum age of 16 like Gymnastics,

 

The BBC live text just answered this. The Olympics has no minimum age, it is decided by individual sports. The women's skateboarding I'm not sure I've seen anyone aged 20 or older. Think the blokes is a bit different though. Our representative, I believe, is a 50-year-old American. 

[TQR 14,396]

I find it unethical that this site is still subjected to Crem's stream of runny shite, but there we go.