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April Fool lasts until miday, so here we go

-sing song time-

 

 

"April fool

April fool

Was here

and now

has gone

your the

fool for

thinking

on"

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A question: Is it only Cardinal Bishops that can become Pope?

 

Edit: Turns out anyone can be Pope. Can anyone give me a reference?

Edited by lospalmas7

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A question: Is it only Cardinal Bishops that can become Pope?

Nope, the Cardinals can elect whomever they choose, technically, however, "popification" politics is millennia advanced beyond any other.

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A question: Is it only Cardinal Bishops that can become Pope?

Nope, the Cardinals can elect whomever they choose, technically, however, "popification" politics is millennia advanced beyond any other.

I think think you 'll find that the choice of a new pope will take a great deal of "pontificating"

 

Am I on a roll or wot?!

 

:)

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Guest One Man Jury
The re-popification process is just asking for a sweepstake. :)

Deathlist could run a sweepstake on the surviving 50 targets for this year and pay out when the lucky number comes up.

 

No doubt Mr Josco would be sitting at his computer sticking pins in the voodoo doll that had his number on it.

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The re-popification process is just asking for a sweepstake.  :)

Deathlist could run a sweepstake on the surviving 50 targets for this year and pay out when the lucky number comes up.

 

No doubt Mr Josco would be sitting at his computer sticking pins in the voodoo doll that had his number on it.

I think I am a little old to be playing with dolls (of any kind).

 

OMJ, when I read your posts I swear I can hear Tommy Vance!

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The re-popification process is just asking for a sweepstake.  :)

Deathlist could run a sweepstake on the surviving 50 targets for this year and pay out when the lucky number comes up.

 

No doubt Mr Josco would be sitting at his computer sticking pins in the voodoo doll that had his number on it.

I think I am a little old to be playing with dolls (of any kind).

 

OMJ, when I read your posts I swear I can hear Tommy Vance!

I may be a wreck but hope to remain alive and kicking for a while ........kicking others when they are down that is!

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Technically any Roman catholic is "papabile" but in practice Cardinals only elect Cardinals. I think the conclave has to be 2/3 in agreement for a pope to be succesfully elected which can take days.

 

Francis Arinze or Joseph Ratzinger will probably be next Holy Father although both are a little older than ideal.

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A question: Is it only Cardinal Bishops that can become Pope?

Nope, the Cardinals can elect whomever they choose, technically, however, "popification" politics is millennia advanced beyond any other.

I think think you 'll find that the choice of a new pope will take a great deal of "pontificating"

The Cardinals are beginning to arrive in Rome from all over the world according to Italian media sources. It looks like the "pontificating" process is set to begin once Pope John Paul II dies.

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I am responding to your stupid remarks only because I cannot believe so many of you are ignorant of your own mortality. I do believe in God and know that one day we will all be judged according to our deeds here on earth. Since most of you half-witted indivuduals cannot respect religion or others religious beliefs I will pray for you and hope you find something very important;;;;

 

Your brain.

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I am responding to your stupid remarks only because I cannot believe so many of you are ignorant of your own mortality.  I do believe in God and know that one day we will all be judged according to our deeds here on earth.  Since most of you half-witted indivuduals cannot respect religion or others religious beliefs I will pray for you and hope you find something very important;;;;

 

Your brain.

Forget "...judged one day", you are judged here and now.

 

You are guilty of the charge of being a nutter - now go away!

 

Amen

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And I was hoping he'd go after contracting AIDS from buggering a choirboy without a condom. Oh well, good riddance to the poisonous piece of sh*t, eh?

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Re: the poster who asked about most 'last rites', well, my Gran was given last rites sometime in the late 1950s and again about two years ago, but is still going strong.

 

Last rites are in preparation for when the inevitable happens, but it doesn't necessarily mean that the inevitable is right 'round the corner.

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The Cardinals are beginning to arrive in Rome from all over the world according to Italian media sources.

Like vultures to a carcass....

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The Cardinals are beginning to arrive in Rome from all over the world according to Italian media sources.

Like vultures to a carcass....

LOL :)

 

So, what are the chances that the next Pope will be from Africa?

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So, what are the chances that the next Pope will be from Africa?

I don't mind anyone having a dig at most of the African archbishops, but....

 

don't mess with my Tutu. :)

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Forget "...judged one day", you are judged here and now.

 

You are guilty of the charge of being a nutter - now go away!

 

Amen

 

 

Good to know you will find your hell sooner than later

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So, what are the chances that the next Pope will be from Africa?

I don't mind anyone having a dig at most of the African archbishops, but....

 

don't mess with my Tutu. :)

You're full with brilliant one liners today aren't you?

 

The chances are rather slim that would happen though. I also wonder what name he would be given/take.

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It has been reported that Pope John Paul II has just died.

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It is rumored on CNN that the Vatican is about to annouce the death of the Pope

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Guest wwyoho

CNN reports that the pope is still alive, but is in a "very very grave condition." It is believed that the Pope's life is in the final hours.

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Putting him in a grave condition would surely be better once the Pope has popped off, and not before?

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Guest Steve

GOING, GOING, GONE?

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