World's Oldest

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33 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said:

2 days from now, Kane Tanaka will be the 4th oldest person to have ever lived.

 

2 weeks from now, she will be the 3rd oldest person to have ever lived.

 

In less than 4 months,, given she lives that long, she will be the first person in 21 years to reach the age of 118.

 

And in just under 5 years, she'll pass the oldest living person ever - Jeanne Calment.

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31 minutes ago, Dying Probably said:

 

And in just under 5 years, she'll pass the oldest living person ever - Jeanne Calment.

And in about 79.5 years, she’ll have lived in 3 different centuries, the first to do so since Emma Morano.

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37 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

And in about 79.5 years, she’ll have lived in 3 different centuries, the first to do so since Emma Morano.

80.5 years. Technically speaking the next century starts in 2101 - when Kane Tanaka turns 198 (or whatever's left of her)

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1 hour ago, The Quim Reaper said:

And in about 79.5 years, she’ll have lived in 3 different centuries, the first to do so since Emma Morano.

And in 1979.5 years, she'll have lived in 3 different millenia, also the first to do so since Emma Morano.

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1 minute ago, roaming_comrade said:

And in 1979.5 years, she'll have lived in 3 different millenia, also the first to do so since Emma Morano.

Emma Morano was born in the era of the Vikings?

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2 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said:

80.5 years. Technically speaking the next century starts in 2101 - when Kane Tanaka turns 198 (or whatever's left of her)

 

True. Oh well that's that fucked then, I think that extra year will prove a step too far.

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5 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said:

Emma Morano was born in the era of the Vikings?

Fair, brainfart on my side 'tis.

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Oldest U.S. veteran Lawrence Brooks turning 111 on September 12th and looking for birthday cards.

 

https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/05/us/oldest-living-wwii-vet-turns-111-trnd/index.html

 

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Kane Tanaka is now joint 4th oldest person to have ever lived, as of today.

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Oldest man in Finland, ww2 veteran and author Väinö Loisa died at age 108.

https://www.luumaenlehti.fi/2020/09/01/suomen-vanhin-mies-vaino-loisa-on-kuollut/

 

Wrote book "Varjelus oli mukana" about his experiences in the battles he fought 1939-1945

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14 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said:

Kane Tanaka is now joint 4th oldest person to have ever lived, as of today.

And now she has surpassed Lucy Hannah. In 13 days she will be 3rd oldest person to live, and also the oldest asian to have lived as well

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On 06/09/2020 at 10:28, Kenny McCormick said:

Kane Tanaka is now joint 4th oldest person to have ever lived, as of today.

New video of old Kane Tanaka.

Her health has not declined at all since the beginning of 2020. 118 is extremely likely.

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She's now also tied for the 3rd oldest person ever.

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5 minutes ago, roaming_comrade said:

She's now also tied for the 3rd oldest person ever.

Also tied for oldest person from Japan (and the entirety of Asia as well).

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42 minutes ago, Drewsky1211 said:

Also tied for oldest person from Japan (and the entirety of Asia as well).

Crazy!

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9 hours ago, drol said:

New video of old Kane Tanaka.

Her health has not declined at all since the beginning of 2020. 118 is extremely likely.

Not sure about Calment yet, but I think she can surpass Knauss age actually

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5 hours ago, Putin said:

Not sure about Calment yet, but I think she can surpass Knauss age actually

As Roaming Comrade mentioned earlier, she is tied 3rd place with Nabi Tajima (1900-2018) as of today. Kane Tanaka also mentioned that she is very willing to surpass 120, however she would be the first person since Jeanne Calment to do so. In 105 days she will be 118 years old, which I think she could easily manage

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Kane Tanaka celebrates becoming the oldest Japanese person ever, seemingly in good health:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/21/woman-117-marks-becoming-japans-oldest-ever-person-with-cola-and-boardgames

 

Also, she drinks a lot of Coca Cola, so there is hope for me yet.

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99 days until she turns 118

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4,482 days until she turns 130.

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18 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

4,482 days until she turns 130.

Ngl, that post was made in slight frustration that I didn't post it yesterday when it was in 100 days time...

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5 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said:

99 days until she turns 118

Correction: I forgot 2020 was a leap year so it is indeed in 100 days time. My milestone related comment was justified afterall  

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3 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said:

Correction: I forgot 2020 was a leap year so it is indeed in 100 days time. My milestone related comment was justified afterall  

the leap year should have no effect on that, since there are no extra days between now and january 2021.

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16 hours ago, Donald said:

https://mobile.twitter.com/user/status/1313035109914697728

Drinking a killer of a drink like coke while you were statistically expected to have died 30 years ago is the ultimate fuck you to God