Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted June 25, 2014 It is unclear how this woman died at this stage but it may just be a case of suicide by cyclone: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-06-26/missing-womans-body-found-three-years-after-cyclone/5551054 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 31, 2014 Mental health patient dies after allegedly being hit on head with electric guitar. That will teach them not to play Jim Steinman monologues in the asylum: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted August 1, 2014 Was it a Fender bender? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted August 1, 2014 Idiots decide it's a great idea to blindfold a giraffe before transporting it. The poor old giraffe can't see what is going on and hits its head when the truck is driven under a bridge. The giraffe dies. http://www.abc.net.a...highway/5640684 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted August 15, 2014 Idiots decide it's a great idea to blindfold a giraffe before transporting it. The poor old giraffe can't see what is going on and hits its head when the truck is driven under a bridge. The giraffe dies. http://www.abc.net.a...highway/5640684 Jesus christ that is horrible , I hope at least that guy is fired . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted August 15, 2014 Man dies from a vibrator stuck in his ass. Surely a candidate for the 2014 Darwin award. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted August 15, 2014 This man did actually die the most awesome way possible! Man dies after drinking $102000 worth of Whiskey. Fucking hell!! He drank 51 bottles of 100-year old whiskey!! I'm actually surprised he lived for another week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted August 15, 2014 Man dies from a vibrator stuck in his ass. Surely a candidate for the 2014 Darwin Up his are for 5 days....hospitalised on December 30th.... = Christmas present.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildstorm 297 Posted August 15, 2014 Man [in England] dies from a vibrator stuck in his ass. All I can say about that is "We're gonna miss you, Elton" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted August 18, 2014 Man [in England] dies from a vibrator stuck in his ass. All I can say about that is "We're gonna miss you, Elton" That reminds me of this old story from 2009... I don't believe we ever documented the late, great Nicola Paginton here which is a fairly shocking omission for this site for surely hers was the best death ever? (She was the nanny who infamously masturbated herself to death.) http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/british-nanny-nicola-paginton-dies-sex-toy-watching-porn-coroner-article-1.465860 http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/sexual-arousal-led-to-nannys-death/story-e6frf7jo-1225889766390?nk=8b2d1131ae43fa187b3231068ee616f1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildstorm 297 Posted August 18, 2014 The dude who started the "Ice Bucket Challenge" for ALS awareness died after jumping into a river in celebration of raising $100,000 for ALS research. (Sorry if this has already been posted... I did a forum search first, I swear) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted August 21, 2014 Stabbed to death with a replica Lord of the Rings sword, my preciousssss: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-21/mistrial--in-the-2727lord-of-the-rings-replica-sword27-stabb/5686378 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted August 27, 2014 Man chokes on 'roo at Uluru: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-27/man-chokes-to-death-on-kangaroo-at-uluru/5701034 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted September 19, 2014 Thai woman Wanpen Inyai commits suicide by jumping into a crocodile pit. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted December 3, 2014 Sorry but I find this funny as fuck. http://www.mirror.co...f-kinky-4741171 47-year-old gay chef who died of a heart attack after his two younger sex-pals wrapped him in cling-film. I know this is terribly prejudiced but there's something hilarious about getting killed by a clueless-looking 23-year-old and a wheelchair-bound fatty. Not really sure why this has come to court, other than to give the papers something funny to write about, cos it seems like a genuine accident. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted December 3, 2014 Not really sure why this has come to court, other than to give the papers something funny to write about, cos it seems like a genuine accident. I don't know English law well enough to tell. Under Dutch law causing harm to another person, even at the victim's request, can be a crime if the perpetrator knows, or can reasonably be expected to know, that permanent damage is a possible outcome. In a case like this a verdict of dood door schuld (translates roughly to involuntary manslaughter) could well be in the papers. BTW: stupid cunts. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Pablo 109 Posted January 6, 2015 This guy survived, but you can't fault his attempts in trying. http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2015/01/06/builder-has-seizure-on-roof-and-almost-drowns-after-landing-in-deep-puddle/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted January 22, 2015 Death by teddy bear: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-22/toy-run-teddy-bear-acted-like-a-sail-in-fatal-accident/6033812 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest anus is for poop removal Posted January 22, 2015 Man dies from a vibrator stuck in his ass.Surely a candidate for the 2014 Darwin award. At least this idiot pervert didn't use an innocent animal like a gerbil for his dumb-arsh selfish pleasures. I second your nomination for the 2014 Darwin Award for this person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 19, 2015 Shoot self in eye adjusting your bra holster. SC http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/michigan-republican-official-fatally-shoots-self-in-eye-while-adjusting-gun-in-her-bra-holster/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted February 19, 2015 Shoot self in eye adjusting your bra holster. SC http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/michigan-republican-official-fatally-shoots-self-in-eye-while-adjusting-gun-in-her-bra-holster/ regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 22, 2015 Death caused by Uppercut from Batman. SC http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/uppercut-batman-called-death-fla-man-article-1.2123900 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 28, 2015 Chase guy in car who shot your brother. Final words "I'm gonna get you ya sonovabitch!" SC http://m.newspressnow.com/news/national/article_d0081fbd-9ce7-5094-9b6b-631f4bcba1a3.html?mode=jqm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 3, 2015 They can always just Photoshop their teacher into the Yearbook. SC http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2015/03/jillian-jacobson-school-teacher-hang-herself-in-school-classroom/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 12, 2015 Crushed between horses? TALLY HO! SC http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/11440285/Woman-crushed-to-death-between-two-horses-as-they-are-spooked-by-hounds-inquest-hears.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
