honez 79 Posted August 7, 2007 From a pair of new shoes He looks like he must have been tickled pink with his new shoes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 7, 2007 i had this thought while at a theme park a few weeks ago. To stand on route of Nemisis just as it comes out of the loop at full speed. Whats interesting is that i doubt it would make much mess as the water all around the said ride is red anyway. Things i think about while in a hour and a half que waiting for a 30 second ride Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted August 8, 2007 It's good to see that amidst all the namby-pamby Westernisation of Russian culture, there are still those who adhere to the old traditions: "Drunk man accidentally kills himself with grenade" http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=284806 I can't say that whenever Mrs H and I have been for a romantic meal at a local restaurant, I have ever been on the way out of the door and suddenly thought, "hang on, hadn't I better take a grenade, just in case..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted August 24, 2007 Minor "rock star" falls to death after being chased by hornets Also, underneath this article is the tale of a man who flicked a lighted cigarette at some pesky bees and burned his home down! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 76 Posted August 24, 2007 Stompin' Tom Connors is a bit of a Canadian legend, by all accounts, but yes, his ex-guitarist is a very minor rock star indeed. However, the article did contain the almost unnecessary detail that... Det. Sgt. Murray Drinkwalter said Wayne Chapman, 52, had been enjoying a drink with a friend.... But of course. Minor "rock star" falls to death after being chased by hornets Also, underneath this article is the tale of a man who flicked a lighted cigarette at some pesky bees and burned his home down! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 119 Posted September 14, 2007 Complete the following limerick: There was an old man from Aberystwyth Who was stung by a bee on the elbow, ...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted September 15, 2007 Complete the following limerick: There was an old man from Aberystwyth Who was stung by a bee on the elbow, ...... There was an old man from Aberystwyth Who was stung by a bee on the elbow But his wife hid his pills, Then escaped to the hills With a young Aberystwythian fellow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted September 17, 2007 Game addict dies after three-day session in Chinese cybercafe 3 days non-stop gaming! Fer chrissake! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,464 Posted September 18, 2007 I think Mr Cecil Pugh can count himself somewhat unfortunate. If he weren't dead, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 77 Posted September 19, 2007 this should perhaps be filed under "pathetic ways to die", but some poor fool was killed by a headbutt from a man with no arms. I'll bite your legs off! The headline calls the suspect "armless", be clearly 'e wasn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,464 Posted September 20, 2007 The Oireachtas Éireann puts its new plans for solving homelessness into operation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 76 Posted September 20, 2007 Not so much an interesting way to die, more a despicable, humiliating and altogether horrific way to go, being pissed on by some pikey little sh*t who wants to get on youtube. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,464 Posted September 21, 2007 Well, Woolies' pic'n'mix has been going downhill for a while now, but surely a simple complaint to the manager would have sufficed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,840 Posted September 21, 2007 Well, Woolies' pic'n'mix has been going downhill for a while now, but surely a simple complaint to the manager would have sufficed. It could be our very own Penzance dweller Real Madron. That would be one way of getting DL to notice you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,464 Posted September 24, 2007 "Frying tonight!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 119 Posted September 26, 2007 According to Sgt. Steve Dowden officials believe fumes from the various chemicals used at the Costal Circuits Factory where Fernando Jimenez Gonzalez was working overwhelmed Gonzalez, and he fell forward into a waste-high vat of sulfuric acid and drowned just before 1:45 a.m. What an appalling degree of illiteracy these Californian newspapers have! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted September 26, 2007 According to Sgt. Steve Dowden officials believe fumes from the various chemicals used at the Costal Circuits Factory where Fernando Jimenez Gonzalez was working overwhelmed Gonzalez, and he fell forward into a waste-high vat of sulfuric acid and drowned just before 1:45 a.m. What an appalling degree of illiteracy these Californian newspapers have! OK - despite being an American I recognize the problem with "waste," but "sulfuric" is how we spell "oil of vitriol" over here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted September 29, 2007 According to Sgt. Steve Dowden officials believe fumes from the various chemicals used at the Costal Circuits Factory where Fernando Jimenez Gonzalez was working overwhelmed Gonzalez, and he fell forward into a waste-high vat of sulfuric acid and drowned just before 1:45 a.m. What an appalling degree of illiteracy these Californian newspapers have! OK - despite being an American I recognize the problem with "waste," but "sulfuric" is how we spell "oil of vitriol" over here. NAP I am the bearer of bad news I'm afraid. To pass on the wise words of one of my lecturers, spelling sulfur with an f is actually a IUPAC (pronounced you-pack) convention. Although publications will turn a blind eye to those who stick with the British version. However, I guess if someone is searching "sulfur" on web of shite science your article might not turn up and your work ignored. I will stick my hands in the air and say I have spelt sulfur with an f for at least ten years now. On the plus side I believe IUPAC conventions for Caesium/Cesium go our way (with an a). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted September 29, 2007 I will stick my hands in the air and say I have spelt sulfur with an f for at least ten years now. On the plus side I believe IUPAC conventions for Caesium/Cesium go our way (with an a). The pronunciation of words varies in a place like this, as I would say 'realize' somebody else might say 'realise' The French might say Honour when I would say Honor. But with such little differences, we show respect for what people speak as we all come from different environments and in those 'environments' are all completely different influences. Instead of Holler you might say Bonjour, or instead of saying 'hows it going tonight' you might say 'Good Evening' But let's be thankful it's not 'What's good son' or 'what's poppin gangsta' ... for in that case most of us would need a translator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 821 Posted September 30, 2007 Just read there was a third Jackass movie underway. It's bound to go wrong sometimes, ain't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted September 30, 2007 Just read there was a third Jackass movie underway. It's bound to go wrong sometimes, ain't it? A jack ass has already went wrong. A jack ass does wrong, but everybody still claps their hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted October 5, 2007 A sherry enema. I wonder if it was sweet or dry..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fluffynazi 0 Posted October 23, 2007 Splinter In The Eye Whilst Jousting For A TV Show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted February 27, 2008 The latest Darwin Awards are worth a butcher's. Apologies if they have been posted elsewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted March 21, 2008 woman felled by flying fish 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
