Guest IYG Posted August 15, 2005 What would it take for you to want someone to die? Right now, the simple task of ordering a pizza and waiting an hour and a half and still no pizza is good enough reason for me to want people dead. I guess this can go with what are your pet peeves. Sorry, I'm just starving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,840 Posted August 15, 2005 I agree with Tempus Fugit. Middle Management, especially if they have fake tan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted August 15, 2005 Don't think we can put "owner of IYG's pizza parlour" on the 2006 list - unless it's Clive Dunn of course! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted August 15, 2005 Don't think we can put "owner of IYG's pizza parlour" on the 2006 list - unless it's Clive Dunn of course! Pizza parlor, I wish, this is Domino's pizza, they aren't parlors anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted August 15, 2005 Easy going as I am the only people that really hack me off are those who survive two years on the DL and die sometime in the next twelve months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted August 15, 2005 Don't think we can put "owner of IYG's pizza parlour" on the 2006 list - unless it's Clive Dunn of course! Pizza parlor, I wish, this is Domino's pizza, they aren't parlors anymore. So this is the guy you want on next year's list: (Tom Monaghan, chairman of Domino's Pizza) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 83 Posted August 15, 2005 Just as well IYG all that cholestrol and unknown chemicals couldn't be good for you. Best you let someone else sample a few of those pies first, and in fact I am more than happy to volunteer. I hope you ordered the Sicillian and with extra cheese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted August 15, 2005 Just as well IYG all that cholestrol and unknown chemicals couldn't be good for you. Best you let someone else sample a few of those pies first, and in fact I am more than happy to volunteer. I hope you ordered the Sicillian and with extra cheese. Hardly, my cholesterol level is nearly non-existant, really really low. I ordered pepperoni and bread sticks, the bread sticks were disgusting. And that's a creepy pic VSB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,143 Posted August 15, 2005 And that's a creepy pic VSB. It looks like he's being force fed - look at his terror. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 137 Posted August 16, 2005 My choices would be:- George W. -for obvious reasons Tony Blair - for being W's lapdog Anyone that writes scripts for soap operas, c'mon guys give it up, I am so sick of turning on the TV when eating my dinner to see Z rate actors pretending to 'act' out everyday life! Any member of Status Quo for continuing to play the same notes in EVERY single song just slightly varied so the dumb among the public enjoy it and also for appearing in afore mentioned soap operas, coming soon to a TV near you and lastly all the gits out there who can't be a**ed to pick up after their dog, s**t, it isn't difficult guys, just put your hand inside a bag, grab it and turn it inside out and then put it in a bin, I've been doing it for 5 years with my dog Yogi and his are huge .,I am a bit P*ssed off after standing on dog sh*te 5 TIMES in the last 3 days!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted August 16, 2005 and lastly all the gits out there who can't be a**ed to pick up after their dog, s**t, it isn't difficult guys, just put your hand inside a bag, grab it and turn it inside out and then put it in a bin, I've been doing it for 5 years with my dog Yogi and his are huge .,I am a bit P*ssed off after standing on dog sh*te 5 TIMES in the last 3 days!!!!! I'm with you on that one! You get looks off people when you walk your dog past someone else's pile as if your dog's responsible for every turd on the planet! P.S. Saw Cannon & Ball on a double glazing ad last night. Thought we'd seen the last of them years ago. Not thinking of making a comeback I hope? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted August 16, 2005 I've been doing it for 5 years with my dog Yogi and his are huge .,I am a bit P*ssed off after standing on dog sh*te 5 TIMES in the last 3 days!!!!! Lady G, your dog is lovely (I am a sucker for cute animals). Our born-again-Christian neighbours have just acquired a dog. Don't know its name but we have nicknamed it Cerberus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 76 Posted August 16, 2005 and lastly all the gits out there who can't be a**ed to pick up after their dog, s**t, it isn't difficult guys, just put your hand inside a bag, grab it and turn it inside out and then put it in a bin, I've been doing it for 5 years with my dog Yogi and his are huge .,I am a bit P*ssed off after standing on dog sh*te 5 TIMES in the last 3 days!!!!! Count me in. My Lurcher, Sonny Boy Williamson III drops near enough his own weight in dog-eggs on a daily basis. I actually get recognised by people round the corner as 'that nice man who picks up after his dog.' Good God! is it that rare? P.S. Saw Cannon & Ball on a double glazing ad last night. Thought we'd seen the last of them years ago. Not thinking of making a comeback I hope? ...talking of dog sh*t... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 20 Posted August 16, 2005 Hello all! I'd like to add "artists" (singers, bands, etc., though I use the term loosely) who make covers of songs that sound exactly like the originals, to the point where you can't even tell if it's the original or not. It drives me CRAZY!! Aside from the obvious - selling out - what's the point?? They're not contributing anything new to the music world, and all they're doing is blatantly cashing in on somebody else's success. As far as I'm concerned it's out-and-out plagarism and anyone who does it should be made to suffer a slow and painful demise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 76 Posted August 16, 2005 Hello all! I'd like to add "artists" (singers, bands, etc., though I use the term loosely) who make covers of songs that sound exactly like the originals, to the point where you can't even tell if it's the original or not. It drives me CRAZY!! Aside from the obvious - selling out - what's the point?? They're not contributing anything new to the music world, and all they're doing is blatantly cashing in on somebody else's success. As far as I'm concerned it's out-and-out plagarism and anyone who does it should be made to suffer a slow and painful demise. I agree! Shoot the entire London Philharmonic Orchestra! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,290 Posted August 16, 2005 I'd like to nominate kids "entertainers" The Chuckle Brothers. There is something of the night about those two. Burn them! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 273 Posted August 16, 2005 I'll just add ... uninvited and unwelcome "guests" who come on here purely to harangue and insult our esteemed members. This is the only internet forum I've come across where guests are allowed to post - I realise it adds a certain frisson to proceedings, but I sometimes wonder whether it's a good idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 77 Posted August 16, 2005 Paul Danan from Celebrity Love Island. I'm not quite sure of the difference between a psychopath and a sociopath, but he must be one or the other. Or both Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 20 Posted August 16, 2005 I agree! Shoot the entire London Philharmonic Orchestra! Ah! Assumedly you say this in jest, but I think there are classical musicians who are just as guilty as other types. What's the point in performing something that emulates exactly what another performer has done, be it classical, pop, rock, etc.? It's the exact same principle: if you're going to perform a piece of music surely you should bring your own interpretation to it, no? And I'd like to agree with Cerberus above. I'm hardly a hardcore member/poster, but some of the guests who post seriously wind me up. I fully support arguing contentious issues etc., but guests who just appear and then don't like one or two members and whinge a whole lot get on my t*ts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 273 Posted August 17, 2005 Lady G, your dog is lovely (I am a sucker for cute animals). Our born-again-Christian neighbours have just acquired a dog. Don't know its name but we have nicknamed it Cerberus. I'm very touched (I think) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted August 17, 2005 Lady G, your dog is lovely (I am a sucker for cute animals). Our born-again-Christian neighbours have just acquired a dog. Don't know its name but we have nicknamed it Cerberus. I'm very touched (I think) Not named after you I'm afraid. Named after the "real" Cerberus on account of the way it guards their front door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted August 17, 2005 I must confess I absolutely f*cking hate dogs unless they live outside on farms. Some ar*ehole let his filthy animal crap outside my house last week and the neighbours have a bloody great dobermann which goes apeshit any time you go in the garden and terrifies the kids. So yes, anyone who owns a dog in London (or any other city) should be fed to it. In small meaty chunks. Then gas the dog. And before anyone asks, yes I do like cats and am owned by one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,397 Posted August 17, 2005 So yes, anyone who owns a dog in London (or any other city) should be fed to it. In small meaty chunks. Then gas the dog. And before anyone asks, yes I do like cats and am owned by one. Hear, hear. Dogs are no good, nor are their owners. Nasty, drooling and stinking fascists, the lot of them. It's a mystery why people farm dogs without eating them. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
