Ulitzer95 12,379 Posted March 10, 2022 26 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Now, tell me that Basil calling Sybil a fire breathing dragon isn't funny and I'll call you a liar. I don't think dragon is problematic. Both men and women have been termed dragons, particularly those in the business world, and it can be complimentary or insulting in equal measures. Same with "pig" – men and women are labelled with that all the time. Where I draw the line is when a term is used, and it's only ever pinged at women, because then it's not just a joke or criticism of their behaviour, character, lifestyle etc., it also has a subliminal tinge of sexism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,379 Posted March 10, 2022 1 minute ago, YoungWillz said: See what I mean, folks? S(h)e just called me a liar. (Notice how I didn't presume the gender there? Knowing my luck, they'll not honour pronouns ha!) And that friends has just proved my point. You know I'm a male. And yes, I am calling you a liar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,175 Posted March 10, 2022 I'm not defending male misogyny but plenty of women use horseface as an insult to other ladies. In SJP's case it seems almost, rightly or wrongly, as a description of who is whom in Sex and the City 'Horseface, the blonde one, the ginger one and the other one' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 20,887 Posted March 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Ulitzer95 said: You know I'm a male. And yes, I am calling you a liar. Then for the second time in this thread, you are incorrect. Believe what you want. Take offence on behalf of others if you want. You know I don't care, but I will correct you on my character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,379 Posted March 10, 2022 18 minutes ago, Octopus of Odstock said: I'm not defending male misogyny but plenty of women use horseface as an insult to other ladies. Some gay men call each other fairies or fags in jest. Would you go up to a gay man you didn't know and label him with those? To me, what this ultimately comes down to is respect. And I shouldn't have to be lecturing a man who is 20/30 years my senior (not you, I mean "Willz") about showing others respect! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,379 Posted March 10, 2022 8 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Then for the second time in this thread, you are incorrect. Believe what you want. Take offence on behalf of others if you want. You know I don't care, but I will correct you on my character. We've been ranting at each other enough for this thread to have the "HOT" tag appear next to it. Every user logging in is going to see that, think "Oh wow, she's died?!", then click on the thread and think "WTF is this?". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,348 Posted March 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Ulitzer95 said: Would you say a man looks like a horse? Well, maybe not “looks like”… 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,379 Posted March 10, 2022 Just now, TQR said: Well, maybe not “looks like”… Hung like a horse? Though one is a complimentary simile, the other an insulting metaphor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,374 Posted March 10, 2022 Oh wow, she's died? .... WTF is this? (Sorry, Willz, Ulitzer does have a point here, just as you have in the past about the very same!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,348 Posted March 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: Hung like a horse? Though one is a complimentary simile, the other an insulting metaphor. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,318 Posted March 10, 2022 8 minutes ago, TQR said: Well, maybe not “looks like”… Are you referring to being hung like a donkey?! Because that brings me very close to what has been on my mind since I changed my avatar to Alexis Carrington after losing my bet with you.. and that is how far can I push the sexy raunch with my avatar picture? One person kindly posted a hot picture of Joan Collins having sex on a swing with a hunky dilf that I may use soon ! But how much more sexy and nude can I go with my avatar? I have loads of hot pictures of sexy actors, models, Instagram hunks, celebrities, sports stars on my mobile I could upload !! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,379 Posted March 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Are you referring to being hung like a donkey?! Because that brings me very close to what has been on my mind since I changed my avatar to Alexis Carrington after losing my bet with you.. and that is how far can I push the sexy raunch with my avatar picture? One person kindly posted a hot butctame of Joan Collins having sex on a swing with a hunky different that I may use soon ! But how much more sexy and nude can I go with my avatar? I have loads of hot pictures of sexy actors, models, Instagram hunks, celebrities, sports stars on my mobile I could upload !! Christ, does your libido ever rest? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,318 Posted March 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Ulitzer95 said: Christ, does your libido ever rest? A question best answered by the data analysts on pornhub... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 20,887 Posted March 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, msc said: Oh wow, she's died? .... WTF is this? (Sorry, Willz, Ulitzer does have a point here, just as you have in the past about the very same!) Tell me the point, because "Ulitzer" hasn't really made the argument. The thread has spiralled out of control because of a joke. Has anybody read some of the earliest posts on here? I've made plenty of jokes (many don't hit) about either sex, I don't subscribe to the idea that you can't make a joke about a woman without it being misogyny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,379 Posted March 10, 2022 1 minute ago, YoungWillz said: I've made plenty of jokes (many don't hit). That's all you needed in that reply really. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 20,887 Posted March 10, 2022 Just now, Ulitzer95 said: That's all you needed in that reply really. Again, a pointless attack on other members. And you were the one wondering why we don't have more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,318 Posted March 10, 2022 1 minute ago, YoungWillz said: Tell me the point, because "Ulitzer" hasn't really made the argument. The thread has spiralled out of control because of a joke. Has anybody read some of the earliest posts on here? I've made plenty of jokes (many don't hit) about either sex, I don't subscribe to the idea that you can't make a joke about a woman without it being misogyny. The conversation has moved on to Joan Collins shagging on a swing inspiring questions about male nudity on the Internet. I am angling to get some hot studs naked on this forum for you and others to enjoy! Don't overlook the high stakes here!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,374 Posted March 10, 2022 15 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Then for the second time in this thread, you are incorrect. Believe what you want. Take offence on behalf of others if you want. You know I don't care, but I will correct you on my character. Hey now, I fought hard for my most stubborn DL poster tag. (JOKE - We all know I haven't fought for anything. Lazy bastard msc...) Aye, I have read them (many at time of posting) and am glad it's not wall to wall whore this and wall to wall bastards as much now, myself. Anyhow, the joke didn't really work for me but you know, half my jokes hit a brick wall. Then something stupid makes folk laugh. That's life. 11 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: Some gay men call each other fairies or fags in jest. Would you go up to a gay man you didn't know and label him with those? To me, what this ultimately comes down to is respect. And I shouldn't have to be lecturing a man who is 20/30 years my senior (not you, "Willz") about showing others respect! Ok, true story #1 At uni a friend used to call themselves "the fucking cunt" as a daft in-joke. We thought nothing of it, until the day one of their mutual friends came up to us in the bar , sporting a black eye, and said "You never told me that not everyone likes "How you doing, you fucking cunt?" 3 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: Hung like a horse? Though one is a complimentary simile, the other an insulting metaphor. True story #2. Not about my friends circles. When Mick Foley was publishing his first set of memoirs (he's up to 4 or 5 now), the publisher's legal department brought back several issues which needed cleared for fear they might be sued on publication. One of which was, genuinely, could anyone prove that Too Cold Scorpio had an enormous cock? To which Foley said he's yet to meet the man who would sue over that as libel! Right, as you were - back to Gooseberry Crumble's Joan Collins fantasies? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,379 Posted March 10, 2022 4 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Again, a pointless attack on other members. And you were the one wondering why we don't have more. I wasn't the one who said your jokes usually don't land! You were. Don't poke fun at yourself then accuse me of "attacking you" when I agree with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,318 Posted March 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, msc said: Hey now, I fought hard for my most stubborn DL poster tag. (JOKE - We all know I haven't fought for anything. Lazy bastard msc...) Aye, I have read them (many at time of posting) and am glad it's not wall to wall whore this and wall to wall bastards as much now, myself. Anyhow, the joke didn't really work for me but you know, half my jokes hit a brick wall. Then something stupid makes folk laugh. That's life. Ok, true story #1 At uni a friend used to call themselves "the fucking cunt" as a daft in-joke. We thought nothing of it, until the day one of their mutual friends came up to us in the bar , sporting a black eye, and said "You never told me that not everyone likes "How you doing, you fucking cunt?" True story #2. Not about my friends circles. When Mick Foley was publishing his first set of memoirs (he's up to 4 or 5 now), the publisher's legal department brought back several issues which needed cleared for fear they might be sued on publication. One of which was, genuinely, could anyone prove that Too Cold Scorpio had an enormous cock? To which Foley said he's yet to meet the man who would sue over that as libel! Right, as you were - back to Gooseberry Crumble's Joan Collins fantasies? Back in the day I bet you would of with Joan Collins given the chance to swop with this guy...! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,318 Posted March 10, 2022 Anyway the more pertinent point is could Camilla end up suffering some long term effects of covid that reduce her life expectancy? Maybe the issue of Camilla being Queen will never come to pass? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 20,887 Posted March 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Anyway the more pertinent point is could Camilla end up suffering some long term effects of covid that reduce her life expectancy? Maybe the issue of Camilla being Queen will never come to pass? Maybe reading this thread will finish her off! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,318 Posted March 10, 2022 1 minute ago, YoungWillz said: Maybe reading this thread will finish her off! Possibly! But something tells me she'd have had a good chuckle or two as well while reading it... ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,374 Posted March 10, 2022 12 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Back in the day I bet you would of with Joan Collins given the chance to swop with this guy...! Well, in this hypothetical scenario, providing no one told Diana Rigg of course... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 20,887 Posted March 10, 2022 Notice how quiet Ulitzer has got on the objectification of women? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
