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24 minutes ago, Toast said:

Camilla didn't look well during the concert, but word is that she's carrying a back injury, so she must have been pretty uncomfortable and doped up on painkillers.

Another bone injury - feels like she most likely has Osteoporosis.

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24 minutes ago, Toast said:

Camilla didn't look well during the concert, but word is that she's carrying a back injury, so she must have been pretty uncomfortable and doped up on painkillers.

 

Are we sure William hadn't just hidden a crucifix and some garlic under her chair?

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1 hour ago, Bibliogryphon said:

Are we sure William hadn't just hidden a crucifix and some garlic under her chair?

 

I don't think William has any animosity towards her.

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Old flame Kevin Burke dead aged 77. Sorry unable to upload source. 

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1 hour ago, Insane said:

 

"Camilla was immensely popular and although she wasn't a beauty, she was attractive and sexy."

Ouch.  You ain't a beauty, but hey, you're all right.

 

....  it wasn't long before she moved on from Mr Burke and left him heartbroken.

I don't blame her.

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Camilla joins an illustrious cast 

Queen Camilla has laughed off countless cruel jibes that she’s no oil painting, but she will soon be immortalised in bronze.

I hear that Her Majesty is to be the subject of a bust by Frances Segelman. The sculptress, 74, who is married to philanthropist Sir Jack Petchey, 98, has previously carved busts of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip. Former model Segelman worked on the late Queen’s image over three sittings in 2007. ‘It was absolutely surreal and unbelievable to go into the room at the palace and measure her head,’ she says. ‘It was really nerve-racking.’

Camilla, Jack Petchey and Frances Segelman in the same article: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12537959/EDEN-CONFIDENTIAL-Life-Swede-Fergie-catches-Sex-City-namesake-Gothenburg.html

 

At least one of these people isn't on the DDP.

 

Can we get all three immortalised in the 2024 list?

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Consort immortalised as a Barbie doll.

 

The ultimate accolade. And Mattel's perfect gift for the deadpooler who believes in voodoo and has a sewing basket handy.

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15 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

Consort immortalised as a Barbie doll.

 

The ultimate accolade. And Mattel's perfect gift for the deadpooler who believes in voodoo and has a sewing basket handy.

Is there a jug eared Ken to go with it?

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