DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted January 31, 2006 There are two twats in Scotland, one on the Orkneys and one on the Shetlands - which would be the northernmost twat in UK. Map of Twats Already mentioned on page 2 of this very thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chicken Little Posted February 8, 2006 Maidenhead in Kent. Ironic - there hasn't been a virgin in Kent in years. No but there is a "Badger's Mount" in Kent, also "Upper Dicker" & "Lower Dicker". "Cockfosters" at the end of the tube line. I always thought it would be amusing if onboard a train pulling in to the station to be asked by a tourist "Excuse me is this Cockfosters" to which I would reply no it's mine! (Playground joke from the eighties) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pooka 26 Posted February 8, 2006 It's amazing what threads are actually on here if you root around enough. Anyway, over in the next county from me (Dorset), there are two villages called Piddletown & Puddletown, which never failed to make my sister & I piddle ourselves laughing as kids when we drove past the road signs. Dorset is full of strange places: Piddlehinton and Piddletrenthide - both on banks of the River Piddle. Downstream are Tolpuddle, Puddletown and Affpuddle. They changed from 'Piddle' in Victorian times. Not far away is Shitterton - that has changed to Sitterton on two occasions in response to the sensibilities of some locals. Now got its 'h' back. It made me giggle on me holidays too. Also Ryme Intrinsica; Sixpenny Handley; Whitchurch Canonicorum and Toller Porcorum. Beats Newtown, I suppose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chicken Little Posted February 8, 2006 Maidenhead in Kent. Ironic - there hasn't been a virgin in Kent in years. Isn't it Maidenhead in Berkshire and Maidstone in Kent? Still won't find a virgin in Kent though! Particulary in the Dartford area. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted February 9, 2006 Maidenhead in Kent. Ironic - there hasn't been a virgin in Kent in years. Isn't it Maidenhead in Berkshire and Maidstone in Kent? Still won't find a virgin in Kent though! Particulary in the Dartford area. I'm an east Kenter so I have no idea! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted February 9, 2006 Theres a village near me called Piles.Pronounced Pill-esh.Valencia. Would send you a postcard of it but cant be bothered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted February 9, 2006 It just occurred to me that on my campus, Hump Hill is right in front of Boner Hall (someone stole the second "N" again). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted February 9, 2006 It just occurred to me that on my campus, Hump Hill is right in front of Boner Hall (someone stole the second "N" again). I have a problem with Canada. America has Americans But Canada has CanadIans Surely, either Canada should be Canadia or Canadians should be Canadans? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted February 9, 2006 Surely, either Canada should be Canadia or Canadians should be Canadans? Canadese, maybe? regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted February 9, 2006 It just occurred to me that on my campus, Hump Hill is right in front of Boner Hall (someone stole the second "N" again). I have a problem with Canada. America has Americans But Canada has CanadIans Surely, either Canada should be Canadia or Canadians should be Canadans? Ever visited Norwegia? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted February 10, 2006 In my town there's a section that has streets with letter names. I once delivered a pizza to 4Q in the rear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted February 10, 2006 My wife used to visit Lickey End, but she doesn't go there very often now. http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?cli...e=100000&addr1= DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted February 10, 2006 Bell End Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted February 10, 2006 Bell End Further investigation reveals that the pub at Bell End is called the Bell Inn - perhaps the Bell End Inn was just taking the joke a little too far? DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted February 10, 2006 That's why we need to invade Iran... sh*t in Iran Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted February 10, 2006 Bell End Further investigation reveals that the pub at Bell End is called the Bell Inn - perhaps the Bell End Inn was just taking the joke a little too far? DWB I used to live near "The Organ Inn". When people asked directions they'd ask "How far's the Organ Inn?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted February 10, 2006 My brother claims to have once visited 'The Whippet Inn' I refused to beleive him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted February 10, 2006 My brother claims to have once visited 'The Whippet Inn' I refused to beleive him. From a "Carry On" film I think. DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted February 10, 2006 My brother claims to have once visited 'The Whippet Inn' I refused to beleive him. From a "Carry On" film I think. DWB I think you're correct. Hence my suspicion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted February 10, 2006 There are two twats in Scotland, one on the Orkneys and one on the Shetlands - which would be the northernmost twat in UK. Map of Twats I'd say there are more like 4 million twats in Scotland. Only joking - my grandad was a Scot. Tight bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted February 10, 2006 Has anyone brought up Brown Willy yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted February 10, 2006 These Estate Agents have chillingly accurate names. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest james Posted February 24, 2006 How about Fulking in Susses Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest James Posted February 24, 2006 Sorry, that should read Fulking in Sussex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Adam Posted February 25, 2006 Just recently I had the pleasure of going up Benny Hill. It was very cold and wet up there. Right in the middle. See! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
