Guest Granny Smith Posted September 10, 2009 False teeth. I feel physically sick if I see somebody with false munchers. So are you more a gums round plums kinda guy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 10, 2009 False teeth. I feel physically sick if I see somebody with false munchers. So are you more a gums round plums kinda guy? No, Im a minge muncher kinda guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted September 10, 2009 There are degrees of difference.....what's classed as dyslexic in the UK is "sharply-crafted writing" in the USA. What's your source for this Terminator? May be this? Personally I can't bear Frogs or Toads. (How do you tell the difference? Who cares?) During wet weather some gather near our back door and on occasion I have trapped them in the door, squashed..... ugh! Not a convincing source Josco. Although I am often appalled at the grammar, spelling and syntax of many Americans, I haven't noticed that the Brits are much better. Toads are generally terrestrial with dry skin and frogs are aquatic with moist skin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave to the Grave 11 Posted September 11, 2009 This isn't much of a secret though, so I'm going to finally admit something I haven't ever told anyone before - I'm scared of eyes. Does this include eyes still attached? I think if I found one in the road, I'd be a bit upset, but in the socket, usually very beautiful. This reminded me of a friend who really loved eyes. He told a story of a particularly long lashed friend who would flutter them, and literally in the blink of an eye, he was winked off. Apparently, this is the inspiration behind Kajagoogoo's hit. 'Too shy shy, hush hush, eye to hog's eye'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted March 10, 2019 Have I stumbled across @charon's secret identity? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 10, 2019 Stitches: 5 in knee when I was about 11 chasing a garter snake by the school's hurricane fence 4-5 more in middle finger when I was flipping and catching an 8" chef's knife, brilliant muthafucka. Surgeries: Tonsils when I was maybe 7 Appendectomy in 2000 * had ingrown toenail removed from big toe a few years ago, anesthesia didn't work, I told doc I'm not rescheduling let's gitterdun. Felt every goddamn thing. Manly man. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,410 Posted March 10, 2019 Louisiana drag queen from 20 years ago, by the name of Clorox Bleachman. Is this you, @Sir Creep? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 10, 2019 Would be pointless to deny it any more. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
