Banshees Scream 108 Posted December 13, 2005 I live in the North East of Scotland, I'm frozen all the time. Well then you must turn up the heat. Put on gloves, scarves, jackets hats, wear two or three pairs of socks on one foot, buy earmuffs wear layers, start a fire, don't forget to put on your nightcap! Girls will also keep you warm when you cuddle with them, Especialy beautiful girls but you know Windsor if you like overweight chicks that might even keep you warmer. It's the wind-chill factor that finally gets though all of that lot. I know. I lived there for years. Wind chill seriously is the worst if your a person who always feels cold. How to solve this problem - Staying indoors is the key. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 13, 2005 Capt Lawrence 'Titus' Oates didn't die with his boots on. He suffered from painful frostbitten feet and went outside in his socks...... BTW, DL's own Captain Oates is more likely to die in Jesus-sandals than boots! I bet his socks were as stiff as boots. Anyway he didn't die in bed hooked up to a monitor, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 108 Posted December 13, 2005 BTW, DL's own Captain Oates is more likely to die in Jesus-sandals than boots! You know not that it's true but I heard this strange rumor recently that Captain Oats was infact a woman? Is there any truth to this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,239 Posted December 13, 2005 Norman Vaughan, who I brought it up earlier, plans to climb Mount Vaughan in Antarctica for his 101st birthday. Didn't he take over presenting The Golden Shot after Bob Monkhouse moved on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 13, 2005 Now Banshees methinks you are on the other side of the pond. The Brits here are pretty protective of Cpt Scott and his boys. They were all boys together. Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 13, 2005 Norman Vaughan, who I brought it up earlier, plans to climb Mount Vaughan in Antarctica for his 101st birthday. Didn't he take over presenting The Golden Shot after Bob Monkhouse moved on? And Mr and Mrs. He also used to say "Roses Grow on you." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 108 Posted December 13, 2005 Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest. It was just something I heard that's all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 13, 2005 I think Ellen MacArthur is sexier than Kelly Holmes, frock or no frock Agreed. I just love short hairy women... Perhaps Kelly dipped her toe in the waters of Lesbos and decided to scamper back to Hairy beach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 120 Posted December 13, 2005 I live in the North East of Scotland, I'm frozen all the time. Well then you must turn up the heat. Put on gloves, scarves, jackets hats, wear two or three pairs of socks on one foot, buy earmuffs wear layers, start a fire, don't forget to put on your nightcap! Girls will also keep you warm when you cuddle with them, Especialy beautiful girls but you know Windsor if you like overweight chicks that might even keep you warmer. It's the wind-chill factor that finally gets though all of that lot. I know. I lived there for years. So did I. Bitter it was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,161 Posted December 13, 2005 Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest. It was just something I heard that's all. Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 108 Posted December 13, 2005 Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest. It was just something I heard that's all. Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know. Amusing, that I never could see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 13, 2005 Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest. It was just something I heard that's all. Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know. But does she have hairs on her chest? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the bishop Posted December 13, 2005 Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest. It was just something I heard that's all. Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know. What do you mean? Like Heaven Can Wait? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,161 Posted December 13, 2005 Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest. It was just something I heard that's all. Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know. Amusing, that I never could see. Oh well. I suppose the good news for the Captain is that she's not dying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 14, 2005 Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest. It was just something I heard that's all. Oates debate sent me scurrying back to the Fiennes biography of Scott. Oates was 32 when he died. Not sure where I got the idea he was a virgin but he doted on his mother and wrote to her a lot and he was an old Etonian. I don't know what that says about him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted December 14, 2005 Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest. It was just something I heard that's all. Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know. Amusing, that I never could see. Oh well. I suppose the good news for the Captain is that she's not dying. Then the good Captain must have cut herself loose from the restrictive bonds of mortality. A rare talent indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,161 Posted December 14, 2005 Not sure where I got the idea he was a virgin but he doted on his mother and wrote to her a lot and he was an old Etonian. I don't know what that says about him. He would have been the perfect candidate for the tory party leader Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted December 14, 2005 ......probabaly a virgin........ I'm a Virgoan. ......... hairs on his chest. Interests Eating porridge - with salt, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,305 Posted December 14, 2005 I think Ellen MacArthur is sexier than Kelly Holmes, frock or no frock Agreed. I just love short hairy women... Perhaps Kelly dipped her toe in the waters of Lesbos and decided to scamper back to Hairy beach. Dame Ellen looked awful the other night, but then it's hard to look good if you're a short, squat weatherbeaten troll like her. - mind you, I could have hung my coat on Dame Kelly's dress Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 120 Posted December 14, 2005 Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest. It was just something I heard that's all. Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know. Aye well, it can be a terrible thing, frostbite, you know. (I've been waiting for ages for the chance to use that one) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,853 Posted December 14, 2005 Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest. It was just something I heard that's all. Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know. Oatsy's a woman?????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 120 Posted December 14, 2005 Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest. It was just something I heard that's all. Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know. Oatsy's a woman?????? My, this is fun! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 108 Posted December 14, 2005 Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest. It was just something I heard that's all. Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know. Oatsy's a woman?????? HCW - A long unsolved mystery has been... What are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted December 14, 2005 Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest. It was just something I heard that's all. Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know. Oatsy's a woman?????? Why pick on me? What about this lot: Rotten Alison Anubis the Jackie Maggie Hein Canadian Paula Mary PFCity football_fran BrunetteBrimley ShirleyTemple Fugit Winnie Joscie NotaPattie And Banshees are undoubtedly female, if not particularly feminine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 22 Posted December 15, 2005 Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest. It was just something I heard that's all. Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know. Oatsy's a woman?????? My, this is fun! I had always assumed Captain Oates and Notapotato were in some way related, brothers perhaps? I don't know why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
