Died With Their Boots On

[Banshees Scream 110]

I live in the North East of Scotland, I'm frozen all the time.

Well then you must turn up the heat. Put on gloves, scarves, jackets

hats, wear two or three pairs of socks on one foot, buy earmuffs

wear layers, start a fire, don't forget to put on your nightcap!

 

Girls will also keep you warm when you cuddle with them,

Especialy beautiful girls but you know Windsor if you like

overweight chicks that might even keep you warmer.

It's the wind-chill factor that finally gets though all of that lot. I know. I lived there for years.

Wind chill seriously is the worst if your a person who always feels cold.

 

How to solve this problem - Staying indoors is the key.

[Godot 149]

Capt Lawrence 'Titus' Oates didn't die with his boots on.

 

He suffered from painful frostbitten feet and went outside in his socks......

 

 

 

 

 

BTW, DL's own Captain Oates is more likely to die in Jesus-sandals than boots!

I bet his socks were as stiff as boots. Anyway he didn't die in bed hooked up to a monitor,

[Banshees Scream 110]

BTW, DL's own Captain Oates is more likely to die in Jesus-sandals than boots!

You know not that it's true but I heard this strange rumor recently that

Captain Oats was infact a woman? Is there any truth to this?

[maryportfuncity 10,658]

Norman Vaughan, who I brought it up earlier, plans to climb Mount Vaughan in Antarctica for his 101st birthday.

 

Didn't he take over presenting The Golden Shot after Bob Monkhouse moved on?

[Godot 149]

Now Banshees methinks you are on the other side of the pond. The Brits here are pretty protective of Cpt Scott and his boys. They were all boys together. Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest.

[Godot 149]

Norman Vaughan, who I brought it up earlier, plans to climb Mount Vaughan in Antarctica for his 101st birthday.

 

Didn't he take over presenting The Golden Shot after Bob Monkhouse moved on?

And Mr and Mrs. He also used to say "Roses Grow on you."

[Banshees Scream 110]

Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest.

It was just something I heard that's all.

[themaninblack 2,112]

I think Ellen MacArthur is sexier than Kelly Holmes, frock or no frock

 

Agreed. I just love short hairy women...

 

Perhaps Kelly dipped her toe in the waters of Lesbos and decided to scamper back to Hairy beach.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

I live in the North East of Scotland, I'm frozen all the time.

Well then you must turn up the heat. Put on gloves, scarves, jackets

hats, wear two or three pairs of socks on one foot, buy earmuffs

wear layers, start a fire, don't forget to put on your nightcap!

 

Girls will also keep you warm when you cuddle with them,

Especialy beautiful girls but you know Windsor if you like

overweight chicks that might even keep you warmer.

It's the wind-chill factor that finally gets though all of that lot. I know. I lived there for years.

So did I.

 

Bitter it was.

[Windsor 2,233]

Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest.

It was just something I heard that's all.

Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know.

[Banshees Scream 110]

Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest.

It was just something I heard that's all.

Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know.

Amusing, that I never could see.

[Godot 149]

Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest.

It was just something I heard that's all.

Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know.

But does she have hairs on her chest?

[Guest the bishop]

Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest.

It was just something I heard that's all.

Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know.

What do you mean? Like Heaven Can Wait?

[Windsor 2,233]

Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest.

It was just something I heard that's all.

Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know.

Amusing, that I never could see.

Oh well.

 

I suppose the good news for the Captain is that she's not dying.

[Godot 149]

Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest.

It was just something I heard that's all.

Oates debate sent me scurrying back to the Fiennes biography of Scott. Oates was 32 when he died. Not sure where I got the idea he was a virgin but he doted on his mother and wrote to her a lot and he was an old Etonian. I don't know what that says about him.

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest.

It was just something I heard that's all.

Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know.

Amusing, that I never could see.

Oh well.

 

I suppose the good news for the Captain is that she's not dying.

Then the good Captain must have cut herself loose from the restrictive bonds of mortality.

 

A rare talent indeed.

[Windsor 2,233]

Not sure where I got the idea he was a virgin but he doted on his mother and wrote to her a lot and he was an old Etonian. I don't know what that says about him.

He would have been the perfect candidate for the tory party leader

[Captain Oates 21]

......probabaly a virgin........

I'm a Virgoan.

 

 

......... hairs on his chest.

Interests  Eating porridge - with salt, of course.

[DevonDeathTrip 2,358]

I think Ellen MacArthur is sexier than Kelly Holmes, frock or no frock

 

Agreed. I just love short hairy women...

 

Perhaps Kelly dipped her toe in the waters of Lesbos and decided to scamper back to Hairy beach.

Dame Ellen looked awful the other night, but then it's hard to look good if you're a short, squat weatherbeaten troll like her.

 

 

- mind you, I could have hung my coat on Dame Kelly's dress

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest.

It was just something I heard that's all.

Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know.

Aye well, it can be a terrible thing, frostbite, you know.

 

(I've been waiting for ages for the chance to use that one)

[Paul Bearer 6,110]

Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest.

It was just something I heard that's all.

Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know.

Oatsy's a woman??????

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest.

It was just something I heard that's all.

Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know.

Oatsy's a woman??????

My, this is fun!

[Banshees Scream 110]

Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest.

It was just something I heard that's all.

Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know.

Oatsy's a woman??????

HCW - A long unsolved mystery has been...

 

What are you?

[Captain Oates 21]

Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest.

It was just something I heard that's all.

Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know.

Oatsy's a woman??????

Why pick on me? What about this lot:

 

Rotten Alison

Anubis the Jackie

Maggie Hein

Canadian Paula

Mary PFCity

football_fran

BrunetteBrimley

ShirleyTemple Fugit

Winnie

Joscie

NotaPattie

And Banshees are undoubtedly female, if not particularly feminine.

 

[Slave to the Grave 26]

Oates was fond of his ponies mind and was probabaly a virgin but I'm sure he had hairs on his chest.

It was just something I heard that's all.

Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know.

Oatsy's a woman??????

My, this is fun!

I had always assumed Captain Oates and Notapotato were in some way related, brothers perhaps? I don't know why?