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Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006

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Lovely story!

 

regards,

Hein

"We made our way to the bar to check out the drink selections. After making sure that we weren't mooching on an open bar tab (hey, we've got some standards),"

 

When I read that I couldn't see the point of crashing a wake if there wasn't any free drinks involved. ;)

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I got 456

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With Albert Hoffman celebrating 100 years recently, do you think the inventor of LSD will gob a trip on his way out?

Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963) ingested a copious amount of LSD on his deathbed to assure smooth sailing into the hereafter, and he wrote some wierd book that i haven't read, so it must be a good idea. :lol:

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With Albert Hoffman celebrating 100 years recently, do you think the inventor of LSD will gob a trip on his way out?

Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963) ingested a copious amount of LSD on his deathbed to assure smooth sailing into the hereafter, and he wrote some wierd book that i haven't read, so it must be a good idea. :lol:

Are you referring to "Brave New World"?

 

If so it's well worth the read, SPAM day.

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Are you referring to "Brave New World"?

 

If so it's well worth the read, SPAM day.

 

Did he write that too? Must check it out

I was talking about 'The Doors Of Perception' - the book that inspired Jim Morrison to talk bollocks and call it poetry

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Find ten top trivia facts about yourself.

 

Boudicca

:lol:

 

Windsor

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Find ten top trivia facts about yourself.

 

Boudicca

:lol:

 

Windsor

7. Windsor is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!

 

Man, I bet you were pleased when the divorce rate of newly married couples started rising. What a busy schedule you must have...

 

3. It's bad luck to put in eternum on a bed.

 

So that's what my problem is.

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Find ten top trivia facts about yourself.

 

Boudicca

Lady Die

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I just had to have a go!

 

I was quite pleased with number 2... form an orderly queue, laydeez...

 

But my elation dimmed somewhat with number 10...

 

Brinsworth House Baiter

 

P.S. I really wanna know what Bou did to get banned from Disneyland until the sixties & her avatar photo looks good for her age, don'cha think? :)

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Things to do so while waiting for death?

 

Play with yourself so much you go blind, as it seems Clive Dunn has at the moment...

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Read about Deathlist

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Things to do so while waiting for death?

 

Play with yourself so much you go blind, as it seems Clive Dunn has at the moment...

Now remember that conversation we had a while ago about posting habits?

You asked if people prefered intelligent or crude?

 

I said 'anything goes' but we don't tend to talk about that sort of thing. :)

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P.S.  I really wanna know what Bou did to get banned from Disneyland until the sixties..

No idea.

 

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P.S.  I really wanna know what Bou did to get banned from Disneyland until the sixties..

No idea.

 

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Nice one! But the important question is... was he on the Death list at the time?

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Read about Deathlist

And read about the secrets of the DeathList

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Feed Lindsay Lohan

I read this as FEEL Lindsay Lohan...so you can imagine my disappointment...

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Cook up a nice bit of roadkill.

How, oh how, would you prepare a hedgehog?

 

Wouldn't it hurt a bit.

 

And when they get run over, all their guts are hanging out.

 

They look like the centre-page spread of Grannies Leg Spreads Weekly.

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Cook up a nice bit of roadkill.

That is just sick, but to each his own, I guess.

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Bored? then text a humorous message to any landline in the UK and the message will be delivered by the voice of Tom Baker. I made him say a whole host of swear words, and then I got bored again.

 

For even more fun make sure you text a random landline. ;)

 

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