Fat And Fearless

[maryportfuncity 10,686]

So, just reading this delightful compilation of random questions and erudite answers (from the pages of New Scientist magazine)

 

One question asks whether you could - literally - eat yourself bulletproof, the answer apparently is no, taking a typical measure of the way police 9mm weapons are tested on packs of lard you could be covered in enough fat to ensure a bullet wouldn't reach your heart but the average man would need to weigh a shade over 102 stone to achieve that and would likely die in an attempt to reach that body mass. Vital dead pooling information I thought I'd share, or summat

 

 

[YoungWillz 21,242]

On 03/04/2022 at 12:38, arghton said:

Theodoros Pangalos. Greek PASOK politician and Deputy PM 2009-2012 known for his quote "We ate them together" (meaning "We are all responsible for the debt", according to wikipedia. Whatever else he ate, he ate alone) 

 

When Mikis Theodorakis died last year, he said that he'll "meet you (Theodorakis) again soon". He's 83 now.

Theodoros Pangalos has reportedly died as predicted: https://www.ekathimerini.com/news/1212314/former-foreign-minister-theodoros-pangalos-dies/

[YoungWillz 21,242]

UK's fattest, Jason Holton, news (all in the headline): https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12610297/Britains-fattest-man-weighs-47-STONE-eats-10-000-calories-day-fears-die-unless-gets-miracle-weight-loss-jab.html

[Ulitzer95 12,894]

5 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

UK's fattest, Jason Holton, news (all in the headline): https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12610297/Britains-fattest-man-weighs-47-STONE-eats-10-000-calories-day-fears-die-unless-gets-miracle-weight-loss-jab.html

I can think of another type of jab that will permanently end his condition. Where's Shippy and Letby when they're actually needed?

 

[Ulitzer95 12,894]

Extreme Weight Loss star and "body positive" activist Brandi Mallory dead at 40.

Found dead in a parking lot, presumably from a SuperSize heart attack with cheese.

[Commtech Sio Bibble 2,109]

Audrey Chawner who appeared on Lorraine Kelly's Big Fat Challenge and numerous other reality shows reported dead.

 

[gcreptile 11,084]

Hospice care ain't stopping reality TV subject David Elmore Smith:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C14MlkOOYKF/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

(trying to post the video because of the yuck factor...)

[Spade_Cooley 9,637]

On 28/01/2024 at 11:17, gcreptile said:

Hospice care ain't stopping reality TV subject David Elmore Smith:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C14MlkOOYKF/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

(trying to post the video because of the yuck factor...)

 

Update from DES after a few weeks' radio silence. Trying to parse his garbled syntax, I think he's saying he was in the ICU for a week or so, and is still in hospice. Looks like absolute shit, will not see 2025.

[Spade_Cooley 9,637]

Latest on David Elmore Smith (the censoring of the name is done by him, not me, because it's a total mystery what could come after the "David S" in the Facebook account for David Elmore Smith).

 

[YoungWillz 21,242]

On 09/10/2023 at 16:11, YoungWillz said:

UK's fattest, Jason Holton, news (all in the headline): https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12610297/Britains-fattest-man-weighs-47-STONE-eats-10-000-calories-day-fears-die-unless-gets-miracle-weight-loss-jab.html

 

On 09/10/2023 at 16:18, Ulitzer95 said:

I can think of another type of jab that will permanently end his condition. Where's Shippy and Letby when they're actually needed?

 

Jason Holton reportedly dead: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/27737384/jason-holton-britains-heaviest-man-dies/

[msc 18,556]

45 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

 

Jason Holton reportedly dead: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/27737384/jason-holton-britains-heaviest-man-dies/

And I thought I could stand to lose a stone or two...

[gcreptile 11,084]

I thought that David Elmore Smith might have died off radar but after several months of a social media break, he has since posted twice, including a tribute to Richard Simmons:
https://www.instagram.com/davidelmoresmith/

[Sir Creep 7,071]

6 hours ago, gcreptile said:

I thought that David Elmore Smith might have died off radar…

Is that even possible for a fat & fearless person to do?

[gcreptile 11,084]

Crumbs, the world's fattest cat, has died at the diet centre:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14009191/Worlds-fattest-cat-weighed-died-Crumbs.html

[gcreptile 11,084]

On 26/07/2024 at 06:41, gcreptile said:

I thought that David Elmore Smith might have died off radar but after several months of a social media break, he has since posted twice, including a tribute to Richard Simmons:
https://www.instagram.com/davidelmoresmith/

David Elmore Smith posted two weeks ago (in a comment to his Simmons tribute) that he was in the hospital for pneumonia but feels much better now. 349 pounds currently. He may start posting again in Decembre. Pulling a Nikocado Avocado?

[The Old Crem 3,638]

On 15/01/2024 at 18:06, Commtech Sio Bibble said:

Audrey Chawner who appeared on Lorraine Kelly's Big Fat Challenge and numerous other reality shows reported dead.

 

Philip Chawner has now died as well. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/32414448/x-factor-star-reveals-dad-has-died/

[Ulitzer95 12,894]

17 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

Philip Chawner has now died as well. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/32414448/x-factor-star-reveals-dad-has-died/

I seem to recall that whole family having an attitude problem, but he was by far the worst.