Fat And Fearless

[maryportfuncity 10,682]

A few of the worlds heaviest - like Rosalie Bradford and Mike Parteleno - are still alive, albeit shadows of their former selves. As this little round up shows, that tonnage ain't good for you in the long term. Even some of the so-called champion slimmers carry long term health problems.

Be warned people, some pictures on the link are not pretty!

Will any of the world's biggest - like Denny Welch- bite the dust soon?

[BrunoBrimley 86]

Think King of Tonga that should tyell you justt how long a wait hyou could be having

[Canadian Paul 97]

A few of the worlds heaviest - like Rosalie Bradford and Mike Parteleno - are still alive, albeit shadows of their former selves. As this little round up shows, that tonnage ain't good for you in the long term. Even some of the so-called champion slimmers carry long term health problems.

 

Be warned people, some pictures on the link are not pretty!

 

Will any of the world's biggest - like Denny Welch- bite the dust soon?

There is a lot of androgeny in the link...

[maryportfuncity 10,682]

Aye, once them mighty rolls get in the way of their bits you can't tell how they started out.

[Harvester Of Souls 40]

A few of the worlds heaviest - like Rosalie Bradford and Mike Parteleno - are still alive, albeit shadows of their former selves. As this little round up shows, that tonnage ain't good for you in the long term. Even some of the so-called champion slimmers carry long term health problems.

 

Be warned people, some pictures on the link are not pretty!

 

Will any of the world's biggest - like Denny Welch- bite the dust soon?

Thanks for the heads up there MPFC! That's some pretty grim viewing.

 

I think Denny might struggle this year... walking up the court house step charged with showing porn to kiddies...

 

They couldn't hang him because of his size. They couldn't get him in an electric chair or a gas chamber...

 

What would they lethally inject him with? Butter?

[maryportfuncity 10,682]

That's got me thinking, what do they do when a Death Rowster is too much of a lardarse to fit the instruments of departure?

 

Surely someone in the highly qualified and erudite DL cohort - excluding of course the drive by ranter fans of Dickie O' Sullivan - will know.

[Teddy 21]

That's got me thinking, what do they do when a Death Rowster is too much of a lardarse to fit the instruments of departure?

 

Surely someone in the highly qualified and erudite DL cohort - excluding of course the drive by ranter fans of Dickie O' Sullivan - will know.

A 'wafer-thin mint'

[Paul Bearer 6,130]

Be warned people, some pictures on the link are not pretty!

I think I'll print off the one of Carol Yager and pin it to the fridge. (1600 lbs at her peak? Whats that in real money?)

 

I've just found a calculator................ holy chocolate fudgecake, three quarters of a ton.

Edited January 3, 2006 by heaven can wait

[maryportfuncity 10,682]

Class Teddy!

 

Thanks for the reminder of that top film moment.

[maryportfuncity 10,682]

Carol Yager and Michael Hebranko - at least - are/were parents. I know I heard another massive bloke - since deceased - saying on a programme: 'There ain't no such thing as too fat to F**k' but, honestly, how easy can it be in that state? Does anyone with more knowledge than me have any insight into this. Like, for instance, does there come a point when a mega-morbidly obese person needs a threesome - as in one person helping the other two into position - before they can go the whole way? As someone else pointed out on this thread, there's a curious androgeny about the pictures. You'd almost have to douse yourself in flour and look for the wet spot before you started having sex. So, how do they do it?

 

Just askin' like.

[Deadornot 12]

im a fat old git myself but not unhealthy so i just need to be able to waddle in and out of work and thats fine with me

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Aren't there specialist websites that would cater to your particular obsession mpfc?

 

Some of us have just eaten, and the images your post have placed unbidden into my head, make me feel decidedly queasy.

[maryportfuncity 10,682]

im a fat old git myself but not unhealthy so i just need to be able to waddle in and out of work and thats fine with me

 

Point taken Deadornot but your work isn't - like - sexual is it? Jabbas can hold down a job easier than they can work their way through the Karma Sutra. Apologies if my posts bring back yer dinners all over the keyboard. I'm not so much obsesses as afflicted with a kind of penetrating curiousity that looks at the oddest bits of life and wonders why. You know, like why do so many saddos appear to think Richard O' Sullivan talented? It bothers me and I like to work away to find answers.

[Deadornot 12]

im a fat old git myself but not unhealthy so i just need to be able to waddle in and out of work and thats fine with me

 

Point taken Deadornot but your work isn't - like - sexual is it? Jabbas can hold down a job easier than they can work their way through the Karma Sutra. Apologies if my posts bring back yer dinners all over the keyboard. I'm not so much obsesses as afflicted with a kind of penetrating curiousity that looks at the oddest bits of life and wonders why. You know, like why do so many saddos appear to think Richard O' Sullivan talented? It bothers me and I like to work away to find answers.

erm..... nope, in fact all i do is take calls from angry morons that want a tv delivered.

[maryportfuncity 10,682]

Glad to hear it. I wanted a tv delivered a while back, it came and two helpful blokes helped me set it up. A noble profession and one providing cheer to many.

 

Or are you delivering tv's as in men wearing dresses?

[Deadornot 12]

Glad to hear it. I wanted a tv delivered a while back, it came and two helpful blokes helped me set it up. A noble profession and one providing cheer to many.

 

Or are you delivering tv's as in men wearing dresses?

I dont know what goes in and out of your head but it is a normal profession.

[maryportfuncity 10,682]

Nowt much gets into my head, the voices see to that. How the hell I hold down that job as a consultant sur......oh s**t no! I didn't say that, please don't strike me off.

[Banshees Scream 110]

Glad to hear it. I wanted a tv delivered a while back, it came and two helpful blokes helped me set it up. A noble profession and one providing cheer to many.

 

Or are you delivering tv's as in men wearing dresses?

I dont know what goes in and out of your head but it is a normal profession.

I never knew that men wearing dresses was a job? And how are TV's involved?

 

I know the scottish have there own way of dressing and of course

there are the transvestites.

 

I don't even understand any of you deathlisters lately. You all talk

about things that don't make any f*****g sense.

[Deadornot 12]

Glad to hear it. I wanted a tv delivered a while back, it came and two helpful blokes helped me set it up. A noble profession and one providing cheer to many.

 

Or are you delivering tv's as in men wearing dresses?

I dont know what goes in and out of your head but it is a normal profession.

I never knew that men wearing dresses was a job? And how are TV's involved?

 

I know the scottish have there own way of dressing and of course

there are the transvestites.

 

I don't even understand any of you deathlisters lately. You all talk

about things that don't make any f*****g sense.

Calm down Banshee. You seem to be going mad at hardly anything recently.

[Banshees Scream 110]

Glad to hear it. I wanted a tv delivered a while back, it came and two helpful blokes helped me set it up. A noble profession and one providing cheer to many.

 

Or are you delivering tv's as in men wearing dresses?

I dont know what goes in and out of your head but it is a normal profession.

I never knew that men wearing dresses was a job? And how are TV's involved?

 

I know the scottish have there own way of dressing and of course

there are the transvestites.

 

I don't even understand any of you deathlisters lately. You all talk

about things that don't make any f*****g sense.

Calm down Banshee. You seem to be going mad at hardly anything recently.

I think you may be right.

[Godot 149]

Glad to hear it. I wanted a tv delivered a while back, it came and two helpful blokes helped me set it up. A noble profession and one providing cheer to many.

 

Or are you delivering tv's as in men wearing dresses?

I've never had a TV delivered in my life, just watch other people's cast offs.

[Guest House of Nails]

A few of the worlds heaviest - like Rosalie Bradford and Mike Parteleno - are still alive, albeit shadows of their former selves. As this little round up shows, that tonnage ain't good for you in the long term. Even some of the so-called champion slimmers carry long term health problems.

 

Be warned people, some pictures on the link are not pretty!

 

Will any of the world's biggest - like Denny Welch- bite the dust soon?

I was intrigued with your choice of a niche category, so I did indeed select Denny Welch in my friendly local pool.

 

Then I came across this.

 

No dates, and I can't find any corroboration, but I think I've made a gigantic error.

[maryportfuncity 10,682]

Not as big as the error he made putting on all that weight. If you can't corroborate it what are your chances of shutting the F**k up and winging it with your Dead Pool for a while before claiming him as a result in a week or two?

[Octopus of Odstock 2,215]

According to the date of publication in this article:

http://www.goofball.com/news/990113_800lb_...mment_status=on

 

it was a while ago......... October 1998(!) in fact.....

[Life Begins at 5 o'clock 7]

Just looking through the threads and I found this one. I was wondering how many people the group knows of that have reached the age of 80 while weighing over 300 lbs? (Sorry, but I don't know the metric equivalent and as an American, cannot be expected to accomodate anyone by trying to find out, you'll simply have to adjust to me.)

 

Of recent note, Marlon Brando is probably the last really famous fat person I can think of. B.B. King is also very hefty, above 80 and suffering from diabetes. Can't think of any others though. Can anyone else?