BrunoBrimley 83 Posted June 21, 2009 It;s a well known fact that many portly people live longer because they've eaten more food than the rest of us which contain preservitives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,990 Posted June 23, 2009 33 stone teenager doing well in the USA but the NHS are 'reviewing' their decision not to cough up £23,000 to continue the treatment. So there's a chance she'll be back on the sofa and back on the crisps soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted June 23, 2009 33 stone teenager doing well in the USA but the NHS are 'reviewing' their decision not to cough up £23,000 to continue the treatment. So there's a chance she'll be back on the sofa and back on the crisps soon. On a similar vein, did anybody bother to tune into Wifeswap the other night? It had a fat old munter from Bristol on, lazy as fook, didnt get her huge arse out of bed till at least midday and gave her toddler a bag of crisps for breakfast. I would like to advocate compulsory sterilisation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted June 24, 2009 33 stone teenager doing well in the USA but the NHS are 'reviewing' their decision not to cough up £23,000 to continue the treatment. So there's a chance she'll be back on the sofa and back on the crisps soon. On a similar vein, did anybody bother to tune into Wifeswap the other night? It had a fat old munter from Bristol on, lazy as fook, didnt get her huge arse out of bed till at least midday and gave her toddler a bag of crisps for breakfast. I would like to advocate compulsory sterilisation. Mmmmm, sounds familiar....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,288 Posted October 20, 2009 The heaviest man in the world lives in Ipswich. Paul Mason, 48, is 70 stone and medics are struggling to work out how to get him in to hospital for much needed medical treatment, I'm thinking of snapping him up for the DDP. The Suffolk Wobbler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,990 Posted October 22, 2009 According to today's Sun newspaper Manuel Uribe wants to meet him, seriously. I've heard Mason is taking all the criticism with a pinch of salt, 4 large cod, two meat pies, six large size chips and a double order of mushy peas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,990 Posted November 10, 2009 Paul Mason - as reported in The Sun - may be over 70 stone and, as such, beyond medical intervention. Too fat to move, too fat to treat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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maryportfuncity 9,990 Posted November 10, 2009 It's still showing on The Sun's site if you search Paul Mason but the link isn't working, suggesting they might have pulled it already. Nice little pictures of the big fella, mind, linked to a few articles they've run on him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,990 Posted December 4, 2009 Even my live and let live liberal sensibilities are struggling with this one. John McConaghy: contemptible man-lard scum, too fat for jail but not too fat to f*** with kids, apparently. Oh aye, and he's a pillar of his local church, obviously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,018 Posted February 20, 2010 Former "world's fattest man" Paul Mason in hospital after heart attack, doctors refusing to comment on his condition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,940 Posted June 10, 2010 As good a thread as any... Morbidly obese Poker player Paul 'Smalls' Kitsos folded, appropriately enough, on a flight to the 2010 World Series of Poker main event. He was reputedly 350lbs (25 stone in English money) and it took 4 police officers to remove him from his aircraft seat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted June 10, 2010 As good a thread as any... Morbidly obese Poker player Paul 'Smalls' Kitsos folded, appropriately enough, on a flight to the 2010 World Series of Poker main event. He was reputedly 350lbs (25 stone in English money) and it took 4 police officers to remove him from his aircraft seat. He liked to play with chips, he liked to eat chips and now he's had his chips! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted June 10, 2010 Donna Simpson, An American woman is trying to become the fattest woman in the world! LINK And this is where she hangs out, so to speak. Glad to see the site is doing its best to preserve its models' modesty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted June 10, 2010 Donna Simpson, An American woman is trying to become the fattest woman in the world! LINK And this is where she hangs out, so to speak. Glad to see the site is doing its best to preserve its models' modesty. 'The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted July 8, 2010 David Hone, 61 stone, now he's gone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted July 15, 2010 Romania's fattest man "Doctors could perform liposuction on the body of Romania’s fattest man, who has died of multiple organ failure, so he can fit into his coffin. Family and friends of Cristian Capatanescu — who weighed around 62 stone — say they cannot afford a larger reinforced box to bury him in. So they want to squeeze him into a normal coffin — and have the parts of him removed through the surgery cremated." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,288 Posted July 26, 2010 Sharon Mevsimler 42st, immobile and moaning to the press. Might trump some of her American cousins with an early exit, she blames the NHS and post-natal depression. Dead of a heart attack at the age of 40. Her family are alleged to have smuggled large portions of fish, chips and fried chicken to her (specially strengthened) hospital bed in the weeks before her death. She was only 5 feet tall, that, combined with her weight of 45 stone, gives her BMI of 130.1...anything over 30 is considered morbidly obese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,990 Posted July 26, 2010 I just want to say how totally saddened I am on hearing the news that Britain's Fattest woman, Sharon Mevsimler, died in hospital at the weekend after gorging on KFC family buckets. Since hearing the news, I've not slept, I can't eat and haven't stopped thinking about her. Kind regards, Dave. Chelmsford Borough council Grave digging Dept Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted August 5, 2010 528-pound woman who bore child dies in Romania BUCHAREST, Romania — A 25-year-old Romanian woman who weighed 528 pounds when she gave birth to a baby girl more than 5 months ago, has died, media reported Monday. Relatives of Victoria Lacatus said she died of a heart attack Sunday after developing a high fever and breathing problems Who'd have thought an extra 9 pounds would do the trick.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,990 Posted September 15, 2010 Gastric band patient plans to sue NHS. We could have ourselves a tabloid-friendly contender here. Especially since his logic is the kind of stuff journos love to report with little adulteration. Note in this report that he states you should only have the surgery if your life depends on it. Granted he ended up in agony and malnourished, but he was already diabetic and suffering mini-strokes when they operated. If he was that bothered about life......mebbe he should've ditched the pies years back! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Memento Mori 12 Posted September 15, 2010 Gastric band patient plans to sue NHS. We could have ourselves a tabloid-friendly contender here. Especially since his logic is the kind of stuff journos love to report with little adulteration. Note in this report that he states you should only have the surgery if your life depends on it. Granted he ended up in agony and malnourished, but he was already diabetic and suffering mini-strokes when they operated. If he was that bothered about life......mebbe he should've ditched the pies years back! If only he'd enlisted the aid of s**t sniffing food nazi, Gillian Mc Keith, he could have spared himself the agony.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
