Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 23, 2019 Apparently all the SLURs I hear in America all came from one family in Connecticut sometime prior to 1920. https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=slur Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted August 24, 2019 Following a diagnosis of celiac’s disease by HLA typing (a genetic test) from a gastrointestinal consulting Doctor on the NHS. I’ve been on a gluten-free diet for a month now and... I'm already an extremely annoying cunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted August 28, 2019 What is Don Johnson's favorite TV show? TeleTubbs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted August 28, 2019 Classic rock joke... What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted September 1, 2019 What do you have for breakfast at the Dignatas clinic? A bowl of Cheerio's of course. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted September 1, 2019 On 28/08/2019 at 22:58, maryportfuncity said: Classic rock joke... What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him. Got it. That's why Pink Floyd's wall is pink Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted September 7, 2019 Classic rock joke... What did Mother Mary say to her beloved infant son Jesus? "OK sonny, you'd better get your arsehole well lubricated They're coming! " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted September 8, 2019 Missed this at the time so likely best here now: Geoffrey Hayes from Rainbow has died. "I don't even remember the cunt being in the band, " said Ritchie Blackmore. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted September 16, 2019 Tbh this even made me wince - what do our other readers think? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted September 16, 2019 Told to me earlier today by my nephew. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? Spoiler An investigator. 2 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tibet-Lama 7 Posted September 18, 2019 Religion is about cultivating a more peaceful mind, so it’s disappointing if it becomes a source of conflict. Our traditions share a common message of love and compassion, patience and tolerance. If we also remember the advice about forgiveness, there’ll be no basis for conflict. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,386 Posted September 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Tibet-Lama said: Religion is about cultivating a more peaceful mind, so it’s disappointing if it becomes a source of conflict. Our traditions share a common message of love and compassion, patience and tolerance. If we also remember the advice about forgiveness, there’ll be no basis for conflict. What Christmas cracker did you get that out of? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tibet-Lama 7 Posted September 18, 2019 As a human being I am committed to trying to share with others that we are social creatures, because of which, whether we are religious believers or not, we need a sense of concern for others’ well-being. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tibet-Lama 7 Posted September 18, 2019 One of the lessons we need to learn is how to cultivate those positive emotions that counter destructive emotions like anger and fear. Compassion, for example, brings self-confidence and the ability to act transparently. It strengthens trust which is the ground for friendship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted September 19, 2019 Or was a conjunction in English grammar. How did it manage to get rich? It put on a vest and became an investor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted September 19, 2019 How did Jesus travel to India? He just rode his ass. (Ok this joke may be funnier in Finnish) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted September 19, 2019 44 minutes ago, bladan said: Or was a conjunction in English grammar. How did it manage to get rich? It put on a vest and became an investor. Nah, it just moved to France. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted September 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, Toast said: Nah, it just moved to France. And became yellowor? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted September 19, 2019 What did Jesus say to the two robbers that were crucified next to Him? – I've been double-crossed. Scratch my back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted September 21, 2019 I got the sack yesterday from my job at the calendar factory just for taking a day off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted September 21, 2019 Why does Robert Kubica get the sack from Williams? He failed to solve the Rubik's Cube Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted September 22, 2019 Here's yet another outstanding joke that bladie – the immortal genius– has invented. What does an Internet sex addict eat for breakfast? Porn flakes ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted September 24, 2019 The Lone Ranger, the masked Texas Ranger who fought outlaws in the American Old West with his loyal Native American side-kick, Tonto, had been surrounded by 100 blood-thirsty Sioux. "My God, they're way too many. After all these years, I'm scared! I'm out of ammo and all we've got is your knife. Tonto, you're my old friend. We've been through hard times before. That's why we completely trust each other. We'd never let each other down. So what on earth are we going to do this time?" Tonto smiled briefly, drew his scalping knife and said: "What do you mean by we, paleface?" 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Great Uncle Bulgaria 1,282 Posted September 24, 2019 8 hours ago, bladan said: The Lone Ranger, the masked Texas Ranger who fought outlaws in the American Old West with his loyal Native American side-kick, Tonto, had been surrounded by 100 blood-thirsty Sioux. "My God, they're way too many. After all these years, I'm scared! I'm out of ammo and all we've got is your knife. Tonto, you're my old friend. We've been through hard times before. That's why we completely trust each other. We'd never let each other down. So what on earth are we going to do this time?" Tonto smiled briefly, drew his scalping knife and said: "What do you mean by we, paleface?" I remember that one doing the rounds in the 80s 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
