Boudicca 702 Posted May 15, 2006 7 weeks with no deathlist hits.Ive had enough of waiting.If nobody on the list dies by midnight tonight Im resigning from Deathlist. Get angry again, iain! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 108 Posted May 15, 2006 7 weeks with no deathlist hits.Ive had enough of waiting.If nobody on the list dies by midnight tonight Im resigning from Deathlist. Get angry again, iain! Somehow I think Lady Bird Johnson is on her way out...They say she's not only frail and blind but also confined to a wheel chair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 93 Posted May 15, 2006 7 weeks with no deathlist hits.Ive had enough of waiting.If nobody on the list dies by midnight tonight Im resigning from Deathlist. Get angry again, iain! Somehow I think Lady Bird Johnson is on her way out...They say she's not only frail and blind but also confined to a wheel chair. I hope you are right B.S... I'd like a third Rotten DP hit before it expires in a week! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 77 Posted May 15, 2006 7 weeks with no deathlist hits.Ive had enough of waiting.If nobody on the list dies by midnight tonight Im resigning from Deathlist. Genius iain, pure genius. Keep going..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 85 Posted May 15, 2006 And just where was Iian at the moment that Kunitz died? Who wants to take bets that he had something to do with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted May 15, 2006 7 weeks with no deathlist hits.Ive had enough of waiting.If nobody on the list dies by midnight tonight Im resigning from Deathlist. Genius iain, pure genius. Keep going..... I concur! Bravo Sir! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted May 15, 2006 Bloody hell Iain, how'd you do it? Is there anything you'd like to tell us before I call the police? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 40 Posted May 15, 2006 We are all calling Iain a lucky man since his resignation threat was tendered and Mr. Kunitz rejected it. I reckon he wanted to leave anyway and he is sitting at home in front of the computer, with his head in his hands muttering: "Just what the F**k do I have to do to rid myself of this bloody website?" DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,162 Posted May 15, 2006 he is sitting at home in front of the computer, with his head in his hands muttering: "Just what the F**k do I have to do to rid myself of this bloody website?" DWB Is it something you can relate to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 40 Posted May 15, 2006 The DL Escape Committee has had some limited success in the past. In 2003 both Mr Stats and Death In Pixie Boots managed to escape through the secret tunnel dug using only a DL branded mug and late last year Stayin Alive went over the top and is still on the run according to latest reports. DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,162 Posted May 15, 2006 and late last year Stayin Alive went over the top and is still on the run according to latest reports. DWB Yes. I'm told I have that effect on people... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest iain Posted May 15, 2006 The wit & wisdom of Iain: On Quitting im seriously t hinking of leaving this forum i dont think i'll bother taking part in th is forum anymore.Goodbye if im wrong about thi sI will resign from the deathlist in embarrasment and humiliation 7 weeks with no deathlist hits.Ive had enough of waiting.If nobody on the list dies by midnight tonight Im resigning from Deathlist well im taking a break anyway On Wikipedia I usually check to see if its reported elsewhere but 99% of the time Wikipedia is quite reliable. wikipedia is never wrong wikipedia is reporting the death of comedian Ricky Gervais in an accident On Charlton Heston, Patrick Moore & Gerald Ford I have been told that the death of Charlton Heston is imminent.I cannot divulge my source though I am going to maske this bold prediction...Charlton Heston will be the next deathlist hit .Hestons time is almost up.I'll be back to gloat when it happens later! Maybe ive been exaggerating Patrick Moores condition Gerald Ford will die in the next 7 weeks (March 28th) On his powers just wait and see if Im right or wrong..I have a feeling about these things I have a strong feeling that today marks the beginning of a period of rapid deathlist 'hits' (since this posting: 0) i just have a feeling that he may not be with us much longer..i wish i didnt..im partly psychic u see.. and my favourite... 1.18am wsome of you have been really insensitive on this thread.Frankly it disgusts me (Dana Reeve) 1.20am ok folks so lets get together and pray for Kissinger to snuff it! I don't think Iain will go anywhere - he's had more farewells than Sinatra... But the two most important reasons are: PS my birthday is on may 16 PS im not dead Happy Birthday for tomorrow - maybe you will have a DL hit to celebrate? thanks for remembering my birthday,and thank you to Mr Kunitz for the ealy present! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 108 Posted May 15, 2006 The DL Escape Committee has had some limited success in the past. In 2003 both Mr Stats and Death In Pixie Boots managed to escape through the secret tunnel dug using only a DL branded mug and late last year Stayin Alive went over the top and is still on the run according to latest reports. DWB I've seen Stayin Alive pop in a few times. He told me something about a advanced driving test? Typhoid Harry was also around the other day, for the first time in ages. By the way, I doubt Iain goes anywhere. He was influenced by the vanishing of Tempus Fugit and boredom for that matter. I'm beginning to suspect that Iain may have known something we didn't? Is this suggestion out of reach? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest iain Posted May 15, 2006 And just where was Iian at the moment that Kunitz died? Who wants to take bets that he had something to do with it. it wasnt me what did it honest guv! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,162 Posted May 16, 2006 And just where was Iian at the moment that Kunitz died? Who wants to take bets that he had something to do with it. it wasnt me what did it honest guv! Mr. Fugit has been quiet of late... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 108 Posted May 16, 2006 And just where was Iian at the moment that Kunitz died? Who wants to take bets that he had something to do with it. it wasnt me what did it honest guv! Mr. Fugit has been quiet of late... Cough'' Going on rampage' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,241 Posted May 16, 2006 If you've got evidence of Iain's direct involvement in a death............keep it to yourself, we need the hits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted May 16, 2006 The DL Escape Committee has had some limited success in the past. In 2003 both Mr Stats and Death In Pixie Boots managed to escape through the secret tunnel dug using only a DL branded mug and late last year Stayin Alive went over the top and is still on the run according to latest reports. DWB Branded mug hey? Must try that. I'm building a glider in the attic but it's taking time. Anyone got a vaulting horse? I wonder if TF made it to Switzerland. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted May 16, 2006 7 weeks with no deathlist hits.Ive had enough of waiting.If nobody on the list dies by midnight tonight Im resigning from Deathlist. ....and so Stanley Kunitz rides to the rescue... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 20 Posted May 18, 2006 I'm with In Eternum re supporting the team etc etc. Although I find his ditching of the rather fetching portrait of Andy 'The Viking' Fordham a little sad. How would Iain feel if the vanished and then saw a trio of DL top fifty cases die over the summer. Don't you worry Mr funcity! Mr Fordham has not been ditched; he has been given some well-deserved time off from sitting in my avatar window in order to put his full energy into cheering for an Oilers victory. He will be back when the Oilers beat the Hurricanes in a dramatic game 7 series final. In the meantime, please feel free to enjoy a likeness of Mr Smyth (not the real Mr Smyth, obviously. The real Mr Smyth is otherwise engaged, currently en route to exterminate some ducks). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,241 Posted May 18, 2006 Glad to hear the above, been missing the big fella of late. Incidentally, The Viking's darts is coming back to its best levels again. Mebbe sitting on a world champ avatar there for 2007. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 20 Posted May 18, 2006 Glad to hear the above, been missing the big fella of late. Incidentally, The Viking's darts is coming back to its best levels again. Mebbe sitting on a world champ avatar there for 2007. Now THAT'S the kind of news we like to hear! Go Viking! (Go Oilers!!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
