welshman 31 Posted January 21, 2012 Groups of people who insist on walking 2 or 3 across towards you, on a pavement wide enough for 2 or 3....GRRRRRR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,536 Posted January 21, 2012 Groups of people who insist on walking 2 or 3 across towards you, on a pavement wide enough for 2 or 3....GRRRRRR Half Man Half Biscuit did a song about that. I'll have to dig it out to remember what song it is. edited to say the track is L'enfer C'est Les Autres. It's off their album 90 Bisodol (Crimond) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest David Posted January 24, 2012 The mechanic who scraped the paint on my motorbike.He laughed as he did that - but I got my own back - he's paying the 40 quid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshman 31 Posted January 25, 2012 Personalised car number plates Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,536 Posted January 26, 2012 Personalised car number plates There's one car I see a few times a week with the license plate "2CUTE4U" I pulled up alongside them at the lights one day, looked across and then thought "seriously?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted January 26, 2012 Personalised car number plates There's one car I see a few times a week with the license plate "2CUTE4U" I pulled up alongside them at the lights one day, looked across and then thought "seriously?" Always the way. There is a lady in my town who drives some sporty thing, and the plate is something like 444HOT - she looks like Olive from On The Buses. There is also a middle aged man with one that incorporates the word BEAST - he just looks like a TW4T. Having said all that, I did used to own a personal number plate linked to a business, but it was initials, not made up into a dumb word like L4RD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,536 Posted January 26, 2012 Personalised car number plates There's one car I see a few times a week with the license plate "2CUTE4U" I pulled up alongside them at the lights one day, looked across and then thought "seriously?" Always the way. There is a lady in my town who drives some sporty thing, and the plate is something like 444HOT - she looks like Olive from On The Buses. Maybe 444 is her actual age and if it is, she could be considered hot. Or in the year 444 she might pass for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,626 Posted February 1, 2012 The new BBC Sports frontpage. Its as bad as a 1980s Coventry City away kit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted February 1, 2012 The new BBC Sports frontpage. Its as bad as a 1980s Coventry City away kit. Was away to post the exact same thing. Except for the Coventry reference. Its horrible. Bring back the old website Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted February 1, 2012 An invention can only be uninvented if it was invented and then kept secret from the world. Personalized license plates? Right I agree Phantom, you didn't know your Dentist thought that way (someone like that). And changes to websites, of course. What did the old one look like? .. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,116 Posted February 1, 2012 An invention can only be uninvented if it was invented and then kept secret from the world. Like water engines for cars? (Autos) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted February 2, 2012 An invention can only be uninvented if it was invented and then kept secret from the world. Like water engines for cars? (Autos) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted February 5, 2012 Spoilt little brats. They actually make me want to vomit. Yes, so you got hundreds of pounds from your other relatives, so my measly twenty quid might look shit, but it's universally known that I'm skint, and a thank you would be nice. I don't want fireworks and medals, just a simple 'thank you'. But no, nothing. You can have a fucking shower gel gift pack next time and like it, you spoilt little bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 5, 2012 Spoilt little brats. They actually make me want to vomit. Yes, so you got hundreds of pounds from your other relatives, so my measly twenty quid might look shit, but it's universally known that I'm skint, and a thank you would be nice. I don't want fireworks and medals, just a simple 'thank you'. But no, nothing. You can have a fucking shower gel gift pack next time and like it, you spoilt little bitch. Buy her tub of clearasil next year. Assuming she's a teen, it'd be the best revenge present ever... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted February 5, 2012 Spoilt little brats. They actually make me want to vomit. Yes, so you got hundreds of pounds from your other relatives, so my measly twenty quid might look shit, but it's universally known that I'm skint, and a thank you would be nice. I don't want fireworks and medals, just a simple 'thank you'. But no, nothing. You can have a fucking shower gel gift pack next time and like it, you spoilt little bitch. Buy her tub of clearasil next year. Assuming she's a teen, it'd be the best revenge present ever... She is a teen, you're right. But if the rest of her female family are anything to go by, I'll be buying her a 'Happy Mother's Day' card next year...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 9, 2012 It's nice to see a proportionate response in the media regarding Capello's resignation...is it really that big a deal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,536 Posted February 9, 2012 It's nice to see a proportionate response in the media regarding Capello's resignation...is it really that big a deal? Oh good, I'm on the lookout for a job. Maybe I should apply Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 13, 2012 People who continually post depressing things on facebook. There is one person on my friend's list (former colleague) who never stops posting about how dreadful cancer is, who likes to highlight 'support' pages for dying kids, who frequently shares pictures of abused animals for awareness purposes, and who five minutes ago shared a picture of an abandoned baby in a bin. I think I'd rather live in ignorance - I'd certainly be a lot less depressed were it not for her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,626 Posted February 13, 2012 People who continually post depressing things on facebook. There is one person on my friend's list (former colleague) who never stops posting about how dreadful cancer is, who likes to highlight 'support' pages for dying kids, who frequently shares pictures of abused animals for awareness purposes, and who five minutes ago shared a picture of an abandoned baby in a bin. I think I'd rather live in ignorance - I'd certainly be a lot less depressed were it not for her. Can't you just 'unfriend' her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 13, 2012 People who continually post depressing things on facebook. There is one person on my friend's list (former colleague) who never stops posting about how dreadful cancer is, who likes to highlight 'support' pages for dying kids, who frequently shares pictures of abused animals for awareness purposes, and who five minutes ago shared a picture of an abandoned baby in a bin. I think I'd rather live in ignorance - I'd certainly be a lot less depressed were it not for her. Can't you just 'unfriend' her? It did cross my mind - particularly after today's offerings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted February 13, 2012 Why don't you start posting pictures of genital diseases and the like to her wall, she'll soon unfriend you instead, job done! I can heartily recommend a picture of Blue Waffle disease, it's enough to make anyone pour petrol in their eyes and set fire to their memory bank - once seen, never forgotten. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest David Posted February 17, 2012 The late John Thaw. What a horrible guy! I asked him for an autograph once and got a volley of swearing as a reply.A really horrible guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ghost of john thaw Posted February 17, 2012 The late John Thaw. What a horrible guy! I asked him for an autograph once and got a volley of swearing as a reply.A really horrible guy. Fuck off you twat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest David Posted February 17, 2012 If you are his ghost, I hope you'll forgive my abrupt comment - but he did swear at me that time.I do apologise again for the remarks I made - but I do speak my mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,542 Posted February 17, 2012 If you are his ghost, I hope you'll forgive my abrupt comment - but he did swear at me that time.I do apologise again for the remarks I made - but I do speak my mind. Shut it you tart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
