Captain Oates 21 Posted March 5, 2005 Agreed! - if he did it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted March 7, 2005 Agreed! - if he did it. And if he didn't? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted March 7, 2005 Agreed! - if he did it. And if he didn't? It's not a question of if he did it or not. It's if he is found guilty or not. Anyone here seriously think he might not have done it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 7, 2005 It's not a question of if he did it or not.It's if he is found guilty or not. Something demonstrated quite clearly by Mr Simpson and his lawyer. It always struck me as weird that he protested his innocence, but since being released, neither he nor the police have bothered looking for any other suspects. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 7, 2005 Anyone here seriously think he might not have done it? I believe the lack of any response to the contrary is a fair barometer of what is felt by most normal and sane people, especially given the embarrassment of OJ's acquittal...that Jacko is guilty. Yes, there may be some amount of "history", in that the prosecution feel robbed of the Jordy trial, because of Wacko's out of court silence settlement. Nevertheless, they would not wish to repeat that embarrassment and I do feel they would not have contemplated proceeding unless they were pretty certain they had a solid case. I still think Jacko is a worthy candidate for self-inclusion in this year's list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Man Jury Posted March 7, 2005 Anyone here seriously think he might not have done it? I believe the lack of any response to the contrary is a fair barometer of what is felt by most normal and sane people, especially given the embarrassment of OJ's acquittal...that Jacko is guilty. Yes, there may be some amount of "history", in that the prosecution feel robbed of the Jordy trial, because of Wacko's out of court silence settlement. Nevertheless, they would not wish to repeat that embarrassment and I do feel they would not have contemplated proceeding unless they were pretty certain they had a solid case. I still think Jacko is a worthy candidate for self-inclusion in this year's list. I suppose if he's not guilty we can raise a glass and say "bottoms up". Gulp! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 7, 2005 I still think Jacko is a worthy candidate for self-inclusion in this year's list. I suppose if he's not guilty we can raise a glass and say "bottoms up". Gulp! Jacko'll probably go for champagne to celebrate. It won't be the first time that some Bubbles has gone up his nose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 10, 2005 Apologies if you've heard 'em before...... Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy! Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost. Q: How do we know Michael is guilty? A: Several children have fingered him. Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart? A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off. Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson? A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries. Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? A. When the big hand touches the little hand. Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants? A. Michael Jackson's hand. Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night? A. Hanson. Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen. Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson? A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind. Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter? A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night... Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight? Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladdin? Janet: No, just a pizza and video Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years? A: Michael Jackson Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out. Q: What do Michael and homework have in common? A: Both are a pain in the a$$ to kids FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house... They found class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5Cin his bedroom. Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks, "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" "I'd wait until he's at least 14," the doctor replies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Man Jury Posted March 10, 2005 Careful, Mr Terminator. Jacko's lawyers may see this comment. In case they do, I like to say "where are your children sleeping tonight?", not anywhere near that freak I bet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimh 4 Posted March 10, 2005 It looks like he's done a bunk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted March 10, 2005 Apparently Wacko Jackson has just shown up in court, more than 1 hour late for this morning's session. The judge in the case had already issued a bench warrant for his arrest and was threatening forfeiture of his 3 million dollar bail. Jackson arrives late for court Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mortician 2 Posted March 10, 2005 Is it true he's covering Rolf Harris' great hit 'Two Little Boys?' or is this just a scandalous rumour? By the way, nice pyjamas Mikey... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lillian1969 0 Posted March 12, 2005 Michael jackson probably will commit suicide if found guilty.Or he will die by convincing himself he is seriously ill like we have seen before and during the trial, most of his illnesses are all in his head nothing physical,the sicko pervert Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted March 15, 2005 Escape From Neverland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,100 Posted March 15, 2005 Escape From Neverland Brilliant Mr Yeti Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Victor Posted March 16, 2005 Did you ever listened to his music? i guess not. Music is one of the things you should like at Michael Jackson. If you did listen to his music...then i have the feeling you understood nothing, his music is supposed to send you a msg, obviously you didn't get it. You Must feel it...then listen. About his face...he had to do that so you could listen to his music that made history. Michael Jackson's music will be listened AGES from now, ages after his death. Instead of talking about a man who owns music wrote by himself, sang by himself and other bang's albums...try to do something worthfull. If you find nothing else to do...you can kiss MJ's arse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 16, 2005 Instead of talking about a man who owns music wrote by himself, sang by himself and other bang's albums...try to do something worthfull. If you find nothing else to do...you can kiss MJ's arse. I fear my worth is already too full to do as you suggest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimh 4 Posted March 16, 2005 Did you ever listened to his music? <snip> Victor, you really are not a well man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 16, 2005 Did you ever listened to his music? i guess not. Music is one of the things you should like at Michael Jackson. If you did listen to his music...then i have the feeling you understood nothing, his music is supposed to send you a msg, obviously you didn't get it. You Must feel it...then listen. About his face...he had to do that so you could listen to his music that made history. Michael Jackson's music will be listened AGES from now, ages after his death. Instead of talking about a man who owns music wrote by himself, sang by himself and other bang's albums...try to do something worthfull. If you find nothing else to do...you can kiss MJ's arse. Dear oh dear oh dear...... Victor, you have obviously succumbed to Jacko's clever marketing influence. If your balls haven't dropped yet, you are EXACTLY the cannon fodder he is on the lookout for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted March 16, 2005 Michael Jackson praying with US. Civil Rights Activist Rev. Jesse Jackson. I believe that it will not sway the outcome of his trial. He will be found guilty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted March 16, 2005 He'll get off because, as was said in The Simpsons "We don't send our celebrities to jail." All the justice he can afford is coming his way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted March 16, 2005 All the justice he can afford is coming his way. I am led to understand that he is a liitle poorer these days and may not be able to meet his legal fees and other obligations. By the way, welcome Boudicca. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted March 16, 2005 He'll get off because, as was said in The Simpsons "We don't send our celebrities to jail." All the justice he can afford is coming his way. Yes, sadly, "justice" is something that he can probably afford - if he gets on with it before the creditors get him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted March 16, 2005 Hello Boudicca! Nice to have you on board as the good Captain would probably say. Pleased to see that you got a very impressive Avatar and a signature together before your first post. Some others take much longer Romani eunt domus Shouldn't it be: "People called the Romans they go the 'ouse" ? Or something? You will notice that pedantry and petty nit-picking are part and parcel of everyday life on DeathlList. Feel free to take offence. For offense there is a small charge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted March 16, 2005 Can anyone tell me why I get a forbidden error message when I try to write: t h a t' s M o n t y P y t ho n i s n' t it? ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
