maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted December 1, 2006 That 'death threats' link above comes from an Indian source also offering video of an eight limbed baby and a man who eats a live snake every day. Treat with caution I'd say. What she actually said - as broadcast by the BBC - was more to do with being so poor she couldn't have any security around her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted December 7, 2006 Representing herself in some of the legal proceedings. Given her sometimes tangential relationship with the truth, this should be interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted December 7, 2006 I'm sure I read somewhere that she broke Paul's heart when he discovered her chewing a bacon sandwich while pleasuring a landmine salesman on a sealskin rug. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TLC 9 Posted December 10, 2006 I'm sure I read somewhere that she broke Paul's heart when he discovered her chewing a bacon sandwich while pleasuring a landmine salesman on a sealskin rug. Not sure if it would have been that pleasant for the salesman if she was still chewing the bacon sandwich at the time of said pleasuring.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted December 11, 2006 I'm sure I read somewhere that she broke Paul's heart when he discovered her chewing a bacon sandwich while pleasuring a landmine salesman on a sealskin rug. That sounds very frustrating. Imagine being a die hard Vegetarian, and you find your very own wife whome you just had a child with, getting it on with some guy and eating BLT heroes. Heartbreaking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted December 11, 2006 I have been wondering something lately......well actually I have been wondering say maybe many a few things lately (dammed I still have it ) But what interests me now is the Heather Mills matter. Is she in any way related to Haley Mills or Wilbur Mills? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 12, 2006 I have been wondering something lately......well actually I have been wondering say maybe many a few things lately (dammed I still have it ) But what interests me now is the Heather Mills matter. Is she in any way related to Haley Mills or Wilbur Mills? Mrs Mills, the pianist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 23, 2007 A few reports incl the following from Rolling Stone saying: PAUL MCCARTNEY LOSES MILLIONS IN DIVORCE SETTLEMENT After six months of bickering, PAUL MCCARTNEY has agreed to a $32 million out-of-court divorce settlement with wife HEATHER MILLS. Get more of the scoop at Rock Daily. Heather and her people denying an offer has even been made. Since her first husband said if she told him it was raining he'd go outside to check, maybe the story is true! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,085 Posted January 24, 2007 She must be pissed off she's no longer the most hated woman in the country. She'll need to start making racist comments to get more attention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted March 8, 2007 Cruising for a bruising, or assassination, I'd say. There's some fans devoted to the point of madness might take this latest development personally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted March 8, 2007 I thought someone had already posted about Heather Mills' upcoming appearance on Dancing with the Stars on US TV, but perhaps not. Now, I'm not a classically trained dancer (yet), but I was under the general impression that this was an activity for which two legs was something of a prerequisite. Anyway, it turns out, shock of shocks, she's injured herself in practice for the show. stumped again Doesn't mention anything about her impending death, so we'll leave her as a questionable for '08. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted March 8, 2007 I thought someone had already posted about Heather Mills' upcoming appearance on Dancing with the Stars on US TV, but perhaps not. Now, I'm not a classically trained dancer (yet), but I was under the general impression that this was an activity for which two legs was something of a prerequisite. Anyway, it turns out, shock of shocks, she's injured herself in practice for the show. stumped again Doesn't mention anything about her impending death, so we'll leave her as a questionable for '08. i wonder if you get prosthetic blisters on prosthetic legs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted March 8, 2007 I thought someone had already posted about Heather Mills' upcoming appearance on Dancing with the Stars on US TV, but perhaps not. Now, I'm not a classically trained dancer (yet), but I was under the general impression that this was an activity for which two legs was something of a prerequisite. Anyway, it turns out, shock of shocks, she's injured herself in practice for the show. stumped again Doesn't mention anything about her impending death, so we'll leave her as a questionable for '08. It does say that she has blisters on her partly amputated leg. How can that be? It conjures an offputting image to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted March 8, 2007 Heather’s first husband Alfie Karmal and her father Charles have branded her a lying fantasist. The above from that Sun article, assuming McCartney decides to get nasty I think these two appearing in court might raise the hate stakes to the point someone would have a go. More likely, if the realms of fantasy she seems to inhabit collapse around her she might be more of a danger to herself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olveres 8 Posted March 8, 2007 Heather’s first husband Alfie Karmal and her father Charles have branded her a lying fantasist. The above from that Sun article, assuming McCartney decides to get nasty I think these two appearing in court might raise the hate stakes to the point someone would have a go. More likely, if the realms of fantasy she seems to inhabit collapse around her she might be more of a danger to herself. A potential for 2008 then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted March 8, 2007 A long shot I'd say, but worth watching. The problem with people as self-obsessed as her is that the real world can intrude to the point of threatening their sanity. S'cuse the football analogy but Carlisle United's fantasy prone and hated chairman Michael Knighton - was - arguably one of this species. Knighton has moved on, as he always seems to. Heather faces the genuine trouble of being so high profile she'd have nowhere to hide and - assuming she gets hammered for her lies in court and deserted to the point the only people she can trust to any degree are being paid by her - being constantly reminded of how hated she is, and constantly troubled that people will abuse her trust, or her. Looked at that way, maybe a judge will award her enough of his money to build her own high security fortress. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mortician 2 Posted March 8, 2007 Heather’s first husband Alfie Karmal and her father Charles have branded her a lying fantasist. The above from that Sun article, assuming McCartney decides to get nasty I think these two appearing in court might raise the hate stakes to the point someone would have a go. More likely, if the realms of fantasy she seems to inhabit collapse around her she might be more of a danger to herself. I would say that the threat of some of her old alleged clients will soon put her off her day in court... Mind you the Scum story about her being paid as much as Rooney has some merit. She wants £10K a day for sleeping with an ancient crumbly scouser, and Wayne was spending some of his £10K a day sleeping with ancient crumbly scousers.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mortician 2 Posted March 8, 2007 I have been wondering something lately......well actually I have been wondering say maybe many a few things lately (dammed I still have it ) But what interests me now is the Heather Mills matter. Is she in any way related to Haley Mills or Wilbur Mills? More likely Trago Mills, suppliers of bargain basement tat to the mad people of Devon and Cornwall... now why does Heffer make me think of low value tat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted March 8, 2007 She wants £10K a day for sleeping with an ancient crumbly scouser, and Wayne was spending some of his £10K a day sleeping with ancient crumbly scousers.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest A rattled old pimp Posted March 8, 2007 She wants £10K a day for sleeping with an ancient crumbly scouser, and Wayne was spending some of his £10K a day sleeping with ancient crumbly scousers.... Oi Oi you leave my beutifull Auld scouser out of it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted March 8, 2007 She wants £10K a day for sleeping with an ancient crumbly scouser, and Wayne was spending some of his £10K a day sleeping with ancient crumbly scousers.... Oi Oi you leave my beutifull Auld scouser out of it ps can some kind mod edit my speling mistakes out plz tyvm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted March 12, 2007 you can now Bet if Heather Mills' leg will fall off in this Dance Comp... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TLC 9 Posted March 13, 2007 you can now Bet if Heather Mills' leg will fall off in this Dance Comp... It'll be worth a flutter if she has to do the Twist... or (not very likely I admit) the Can Can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olveres 8 Posted March 13, 2007 you can now Bet if Heather Mills' leg will fall off in this Dance Comp... It'll be worth a flutter if she has to do the Twist... or (not very likely I admit) the Can Can. Is there a dance called the "Hop"? She'd win Olympic Gold if there was!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TLC 9 Posted March 13, 2007 you can now Bet if Heather Mills' leg will fall off in this Dance Comp... It'll be worth a flutter if she has to do the Twist... or (not very likely I admit) the Can Can. Is there a dance called the "Hop"? She'd win Olympic Gold if there was!!! There is indeed. There are also such things as the one-step and the shuffle; I'm accomplished enough at the last one to have gained a lifetime achievement award for my ability to express myself through its application. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
