Captain Oates 21 Posted July 25, 2007 Get your toddler that drum-kit (s)he keeps asking for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted July 25, 2007 Find a career in the army I am green Me too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted July 25, 2007 Get your toddler that drum-kit (s)he keeps asking for. Age 12: smokes first joint. Age 16-18: courted by, joins and leaves 12 useless bands while insisting on equal cut of songwriting royalties. Age 21: still scratching head at other band members' 'drummer jokes'. Age 25: chokes to death on own puke in groupie's arms after 25-triple-vodka-and-8-speedballs session. Give it up, Tyler, my lad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted July 25, 2007 At the end of the day though, he's still only a drummer. Get your toddler that drum-kit (s)he keeps asking for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted July 25, 2007 C'est vrai! At the end of the day though, he's still only a drummer. Get your toddler that drum-kit (s)he keeps asking for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted July 27, 2007 Becky's back. Buy an elephant? (You'll need speakers) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 27, 2007 Becky's back. Buy an elephant? (You'll need speakers) Anybody listen Beckys call to the Demolition company, which was played on Radio 2 this morning? Brilliant! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted July 27, 2007 Becky's back. Buy an elephant? (You'll need speakers) Anybody listen Beckys call to the Demolition company, which was played on Radio 2 this morning? Brilliant! It was posted on page 8 but for some reason its unavailable. The version on the radio this morning was edited slightly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted July 28, 2007 Enter a competition to find 'the most surprising, enigmatic or bizarre historical gravestone epitaph in Britain'. Contenders so far include one from Eshness in the Shetlands that reads: "Donald Robertson, born 14th January 1785. Died 14th June aged 63. He was a peaceable, quiet man, and to all appearances a sincere Christian. His death was much regretted which was caused by the stupidity of Laurence Tulloch of Clothister (Sullom) who sold him nitre instead of Epsom Salts by which he was killed in the space of five hours after taking a dose of it." Another from All Saints Church, Darfield, Barnsley, states simply: "The mortal remains of Robert Millthorp who died September 13th 1826 aged 19 years. He lost his life by inadvertently throwing this stone upon himself whilst in the service of James Raywood or Ardsley, who erected it in his memory". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted August 1, 2007 Becky's back. Buy an elephant? (You'll need speakers) Anybody listen Beckys call to the Demolition company, which was played on Radio 2 this morning? Brilliant! It was posted on page 8 but for some reason its unavailable. The version on the radio this morning was edited slightly. Especially for you LFN Demolition Enjoy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 1, 2007 Many thanks HCW, much appreciated! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted August 2, 2007 What is your life expectancy? Tell ancestry your last name. http://www.ancestry.com/learn/facts/fact.a...ln=bang&fn= Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted August 2, 2007 What is your life expectancy? Tell ancestry your last name. http://www.ancestry.com/learn/facts/fact.a...ln=bang&fn= Bang!! That's an unusual last name Banshees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Barry Scott Posted August 2, 2007 What is your life expectancy? Tell ancestry your last name. http://www.ancestry.com/learn/facts/fact.a...ln=bang&fn= Bang!! That's an unusual last name Banshees. Christian name of Cillit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted August 2, 2007 Apparently some arse died in 1969 Edit - There are more stats for this family. Out of interest anybody know any Wan...oh, nevermind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted August 2, 2007 Fascinating, Haydee Acevedo Arce died in the city of Ponce, Puerto Rico in 1989 Apparently some arse died in 1969 Edit - There are more stats for this family. Out of interest anybody know any Wan...oh, nevermind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted August 2, 2007 Fascinating,Haydee Acevedo Arce died in the city of Ponce, Puerto Rico in 1989 Apparently some arse died in 1969 ...and three Gits died in 1974 and two more in 1994. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted August 2, 2007 Fascinating,Haydee Acevedo Arce died in the city of Ponce, Puerto Rico in 1989 Apparently some arse died in 1969 ...and three Gits died in 1974 and two more in 1994. I didn't realise you could get that level of information, so naturally I had to search futher. Turns out Willy died in 1987. Wonder what from? Link doesn't seem to work directly, however here is my evidence, you just have to put "an" where the ** is and an http at the front (I had to take that out to stop the automatic hyperlink). I guess that means my earlier Wa"y"nker - the y graph didn't work either! ://search.ancestry.com/cgi-bin/sse.dll?rank=0&gsln=w**ker&f7=1987&db=ssdi&gss=genfact Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted August 2, 2007 The average Boom lives to be about 79 The average Cock lives to be about 87. The average Tot lives to be about 29 The average Boots lives to be about 69 The average Pleasure lives to be about 95 The average Dong lives to be about 74 The average Chonger lives to be about 70 The average Headless lives to be about 71 The average Shaker lives to be about 78. The average Victory lives to be about 76 The average Loser lives to be about 77 The average Jealous lives to be about 85 The average Intro lives to be about 80 The average Size lives to be about 75 The average Moment lives to be about 85 So my conclusion to this is if your last name is Pleasure you are in good hands! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted August 3, 2007 Create your own Simpsons avatar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted August 3, 2007 Create your own Simpsons avatar Or even better yet Simpsonize yourself based on an existing photo. Eh, so-so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted August 3, 2007 Got brass... ...in pawket... ...got sidestep.. ...I'm gonna use it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted August 3, 2007 Got brass... ...in pawket... ...got sidestep.. ...I'm gonna use it... I'd be careful posting images like that 'arry. Banshees might ask you to help him go for a walk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest_Welshman_* Posted August 3, 2007 D'OH! Should have used a different photo.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
