welshman 30 Posted August 3, 2007 D'OH! Should have used a different photo.... Hmm! Guest Welshman indeed. Expose yourself... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted August 8, 2007 Let's race! A future DL nominee if ever I saw one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,294 Posted August 8, 2007 Witness the excitement of lighting at once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 9, 2007 count to a million http://www.millioncount.com/Default.aspx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 119 Posted August 9, 2007 count to a million http://www.millioncount.com/Default.aspx That doesn't count. He is missing out the ands in "six hundred and eighteen thousand two hundred and forty three". Bloody cheat. He should start again and do it properly this time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 9, 2007 count to a million http://www.millioncount.com/Default.aspx That doesn't count. He is missing out the ands in "six hundred and eighteen thousand two hundred and forty three". Bloody cheat. He should start again and do it properly this time. imagine how much time he will add on if he does include AND it doesnt sound alot but if you think about it i recon its weeks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 24 Posted August 9, 2007 Impress your fellow fans by recording a ditty about how the football season is coming back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted August 12, 2007 Watch the sky tonight.You may be able to see the meteor showers and Mars too because there's a new moon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted August 12, 2007 That doesn't count.He is missing out the ands in "six hundred and eighteen thousand two hundred and forty three". Bloody cheat. He should start again and do it properly this time. Guess sometimes it pays to say and - and it counts to count the numbers in a respectable - orderly - anti ebonic - fashion. And that says it all. If that counts in your book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted August 13, 2007 Apologies if it's already been posted, but this made me laugh so hard I nearly fell off my f*****g C-word W**ker f*****g C-word chair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted August 13, 2007 Apologies if it's already been posted, but this made me laugh so hard I nearly fell off my f*****g C-word W**ker f*****g C-word chair. Comedic taste you have Gunjy. What gives it my approval is the sudden speed of Franks remarks. I just can't let it go unrecognized. This is comedy genius in motion! Sometimes it's not what is said out loud, but it's what is done without words. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted August 13, 2007 Think you'd make a good webslinger? Try this double wires game out and see how good you'd be. I'm struggling to get past 95 yards. 141.49 yards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161 Posted August 13, 2007 Think you'd make a good webslinger? Try this double wires game out and see how good you'd be.I'm struggling to get past 95 yards. An absolute monstrosity of a game!! Less than 7 yards. Far too frustrating to play at this time of day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 13, 2007 Think you'd make a good webslinger? Try this double wires game out and see how good you'd be.I'm struggling to get past 95 yards. An absolute monstrosity of a game!! Less than 7 yards. Far too frustrating to play at this time of day. 51.47 Yards well worth the bollocking i got from my boss!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 13, 2007 Think you'd make a good webslinger? Try this double wires game out and see how good you'd be.I'm struggling to get past 95 yards. An absolute monstrosity of a game!! Less than 7 yards. Far too frustrating to play at this time of day. 51.47 Yards well worth the bollocking i got from my boss!! I am actually getting addicted now and may have got the sack but 266.49 yards gotta be hard to beat!!!! i think i may actually die before i give up this game just wont end just like Clive dunn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,038 Posted August 15, 2007 Take your children for a pint and a line in Longtown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 16, 2007 Play jokes on people in lifts Oh the Hilarity! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 16, 2007 Think you'd make a good webslinger? Try this double wires game out and see how good you'd be.I'm struggling to get past 95 yards. An absolute monstrosity of a game!! Less than 7 yards. Far too frustrating to play at this time of day. 51.47 Yards well worth the bollocking i got from my boss!! I am actually getting addicted now and may have got the sack but 266.49 yards gotta be hard to beat!!!! i think i may actually die before i give up this game just wont end just like Clive dunn im still playing 344 yards Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 110 Posted August 16, 2007 Think you'd make a good webslinger? Try this double wires game out and see how good you'd be.I'm struggling to get past 95 yards. An absolute monstrosity of a game!! Less than 7 yards. Far too frustrating to play at this time of day. 51.47 Yards well worth the bollocking i got from my boss!! I am actually getting addicted now and may have got the sack but 266.49 yards gotta be hard to beat!!!! i think i may actually die before i give up this game just wont end just like Clive dunn im still playing 344 yards I got 53.57 yards after about tries. Cool game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted August 16, 2007 Get your Betty ready. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161 Posted August 16, 2007 Get your Betty ready. If Mr Average is busy having a munch of Mrs Average is he really going to give a Monkeys F**k what colour her pubes are? Thats taking grooming way too far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 93 Posted August 16, 2007 If Mr Average is busy having a munch of Mrs Average is he really going to give a Monkeys F**k what colour her pubes are? He just might if she's coloured them pink or sun blast orange. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161 Posted August 16, 2007 If Mr Average is busy having a munch of Mrs Average is he really going to give a Monkeys F**k what colour her pubes are? He just might if she's coloured them pink or sun blast orange. Ah, CP, quite true. That is a bit like the old and well worn story of the Punk Rocker girl going into Hospital for "delicate surgery". Her Green pubes, with the tatooed instruction of "Do not cut the grass" was under written by the surgeon with " Sorry we had to mow the lawn". Probably another one of those "true" tales that never was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted August 19, 2007 Pretend you are in need and call 1800 hot lines! (Or don't pretend! Fraud Hotline 1-800-252-8903 TTY: 1-800-447-6404 Help Me Grow V/TTY: 1-800-323-4769 Central Complaint Registry (nursing homes, hospitals, home health agencies) V: 1-800-252-4343 TTY: 1-800-547-0466 Turning Point: (drug and alcohol) (03) 8413 8413 Cocaine (info, treatment, referral) V: 1-800-COCAINE Asian Line: 1800 622795(toll free) ? Narcotics Anonymous: (03) 9525 2833 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 110 Posted August 22, 2007 Get your Betty ready. If Mr Average is busy having a munch of Mrs Average is he really going to give a Monkeys F**k what colour her pubes are? Thats taking grooming way too far. I agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
