Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted September 7, 2005 President of Iraq says Saddam should be executed 20 times daily Would we get bonus points? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted September 7, 2005 Saddam confesses to crimes. I wonder what torture techniques did they use on him to obtain a confession? Tearing his moustash out hair by hair Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted September 7, 2005 Saddam confesses to crimes. I wonder what torture techniques did they use on him to obtain a confession? Tearing his moustash out hair by hair How about starvation? Or perhaps somehow they can block his digestive system. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted September 7, 2005 The great leader Saddam, will rise again to power. You pigs are not fit to lick the man's boots, The Sunnis will regain power, a civil war will happen soon. The blood of the Yankee imperialist scum will flow, the blood of the Shia will flow. [Fixed by IYG] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted September 7, 2005 The great leader Saddam, will rise again to power. You pigs are not fit to lick the man's boots, The Sunnis will regain power, a civil war will happen soon. The blood of the Yankee imperialist scum will flow, the blood of the Shia will flow. I don't know about anyone else, but I am perfectly capable of understanding text which isn't written in bold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Saddam's henchman Posted September 7, 2005 I'm an idiot hear me roar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted September 7, 2005 Iraq eh? How is the Schnitzel out there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted September 7, 2005 We prefer roast babies to schnitzel,far more succulent. Saddam aint such a bad chap you know. Sure he murdered tens of thousands,and engaged in a spot of genocide.Nobody's perfect, but at least when old saddam was in charge you could walk the streets of Baghdad in relative safety. Providing of course you weren't up to no good. Now look at the place, it's a right sodding mess. Iraq needs firm leadership,Saddam is waiting in the wings ready to provide it. Come on USA, give old Saddam a second chance. What harm can it do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted September 8, 2005 We prefer roast babies to schnitzel,far more succulent. Saddam aint such a bad chap you know. Sure he murdered tens of thousands,and engaged in a spot of genocide.Nobody's perfect, but at least when old saddam was in charge you could walk the streets of Baghdad in relative safety. Providing of course you weren't up to no good. Now look at the place, it's a right sodding mess. Iraq needs firm leadership,Saddam is waiting in the wings ready to provide it. Come on USA, give old Saddam a second chance. What harm can it do. Are you sure you haven't got your threads confused? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted September 8, 2005 Lawyer denies Saddam confession Saddam Hussein's chief lawyer has denied claims the ex-Iraqi president confessed to ordering mass killings and executions during his regime. Khalil Dulaimi told Reuters news agency "there was no confession" adding that no investigation had implicated him. The Iraqi president said on Tuesday that Saddam Hussein had admitted to a judge that he had waged a campaign against the Kurds. Saddam Hussein's trial will start on 19 October, the Iraqi government has said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted September 9, 2005 Nail 'im up, I say! Nail some sense into 'im! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted September 9, 2005 Nail 'im up, I say! Nail some sense into 'im! Ah, the Life of Brian. "spat at in the face? What I wouldn't give to be spat at in the face. They must think the sun shines out of your arse!" (or words to that effect) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest iain Posted September 15, 2005 Saddam Husseins trial which begins next month is expected to last only a few weeks before hes found guilty and sentenced to death.In the arab world execution is usuallyu carried out immediately after sentence,therefore its likely that Sadam Hussein will be dead by xmas. Osama Bin Laden may allready be dead or he may live for many years to come..we'll probably never know anyway.So Saddam will be first to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted September 15, 2005 Previous post by a guest was deleted as it wasn't in English. If your going to rant, at least do it in English. Thank you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted September 15, 2005 HOS I cracked open a cold one whilst laughing at your current sig. I thought I would copy it before you change it again. Necrophilia. The Unrivalled Feeling Of Cracking Open A Cold One. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted September 15, 2005 HOS I cracked open a cold one whilst laughing at your current sig. I thought I would copy it before you change it again. Necrophilia. The Unrivalled Feeling Of Cracking Open A Cold One. No worries, Comrade! That one will be around for a while... Moderators permitting! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted October 13, 2005 Saddam's trial will be televised. What fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mortician 2 Posted October 13, 2005 Saddam's trial will be televised. What fun. Hosted by Ant & Dec with Simon Cowell as the judge? Tonight on the X-Dicator Factor we have Saddam performing a cover with Donald Rimfelt of Brothers in Arms (importers)... The verdict, you decide, press the red button and vote or call 0870 723326 and pick from the following: Guilty, hang the murdering swine, George and Tony were right Guilty, hang the murdering swine, he had the weapons all along Guilty, hang the murdering swine, God's on our side Guilty, hang the murdering swine, he's Osama's love child Guilty, hang the murdering swine....... (x970 variations) ..... Mistrial, this is not justice just a show trial of Stalinist proportions Innocent Calls free for guilty verdicts, £10000 for mistrial, 2 years at Gitmo for innocent callers - you have been warned! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Osama Bin Laden Posted October 13, 2005 Saddam's trial will be televised. What fun. I'll be watching that with interest from the ranch of a former business partner in Crawford, Texas. I reckon Saddam will die before me. Must go now, the engineer has just arrived to change the filters on my kidney dialysis machine. Laters Deathlist, OBL OBL : Cheating the reaper since 2001 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadornot 12 Posted October 13, 2005 Before you go can you tell me where you are so we can come and hang you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted October 14, 2005 Saddam's trial may be televised I am hoping for a quick trial and execution. Maybe he should be considered for the 2006 deathlist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted October 14, 2005 Saddam's trial may be televised I am hoping for a quick trial and execution. Maybe he should be considered for the 2006 deathlist. I would just love to see his acctual trial telivised not reacted as in Michael Jacksons. I'm sure if he does get executed many of his people would enjoy to view it since many of them hold a great disliking to the former dictator. Just as a suggestion i thought perhaps the USA should try something new. I thought hanging Saddam in yankee stadium might be a very catchy idea but life in jail is a much more slow and painful punishment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted October 14, 2005 Saddam's trial may be televised I am hoping for a quick trial and execution. Maybe he should be considered for the 2006 deathlist. I would just love to see his acctual trial telivised not reacted as in Michael Jacksons. I'm sure if he does get executed many of his people would enjoy to view it since many of them hold a great disliking to the former dictator. Just as a suggestion i thought perhaps the USA should try something new. I thought hanging Saddam in yankee stadium might be a very catchy idea but life in jail is a much more slow and painful punishment. It says: Whether Saddam Hussein faces the death penalty if convicted "will be decided at the last minute," Great idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted October 14, 2005 Saddam's trial may be televised I am hoping for a quick trial and execution. Maybe he should be considered for the 2006 deathlist. I would just love to see his acctual trial telivised not reacted as in Michael Jacksons. I'm sure if he does get executed many of his people would enjoy to view it since many of them hold a great disliking to the former dictator. Just as a suggestion i thought perhaps the USA should try something new. I thought hanging Saddam in yankee stadium might be a very catchy idea but life in jail is a much more slow and painful punishment. It says: Whether Saddam Hussein faces the death penalty if convicted "will be decided at the last minute," Great idea. Decided at the last minute eh? Does that mean he'll be put in front of a firing squad, and then, and only then, will it be decided to use real bullets or blanks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted October 14, 2005 Saddam's trial may be televised I am hoping for a quick trial and execution. Maybe he should be considered for the 2006 deathlist. I would just love to see his acctual trial telivised not reacted as in Michael Jacksons. I'm sure if he does get executed many of his people would enjoy to view it since many of them hold a great disliking to the former dictator. Just as a suggestion i thought perhaps the USA should try something new. I thought hanging Saddam in yankee stadium might be a very catchy idea but life in jail is a much more slow and painful punishment. It says: Whether Saddam Hussein faces the death penalty if convicted "will be decided at the last minute," Great idea. Decided at the last minute eh? Does that mean he'll be put in front of a firing squad, and then, and only then, will it be decided to use real bullets or blanks? Maybe it will be on the toss of a coin 'Head, we shoot, tails, you hang...' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
