Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 4, 2007 I could use a couple thousand coins and a wishing well the size of the grand canyon. Only if the stars could really grant wishes like the goddess in the desert. It would be a world of paradise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 4, 2007 Nice sig, Bou! I can't remember if I read it here, but given his audience, does anyone find it ironic that Jeremy Kyle slags off people for not being a real man and not having a job? His show is on in mid-mornings - I doubt people watch it at work... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted July 4, 2007 Phil & Kirstie from that piece of shite TV Location, location, location. Two of the worlds smuggest bastards, I hope a house falls on them. I'd agree with that too. My list is getting long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted July 4, 2007 I have never seen Jeremy Kyle up until this moment, but already I don't like him. He invades Bou's signature only to insult me for no reason and then leaves off the final 'e' of my name. What a slug. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted July 5, 2007 Jordan and Peter Andre, Celine Dion and Robert Kilroy Silk On the subject of annoying personalities I am sure you can all tick a few boxes of colleagues that fall into these catagories. I hope you are also critical enough to realise that one or two catagories could apply to you too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted July 5, 2007 Condoleezza Rice. And Tom Cruise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morbidillo 1 Posted July 5, 2007 Katie Price and Peter Andre(x) - gross, gross, GROSS!! Will they never end their quest to shove the viewing publics head into their family life, their sex life and up their assess. Their like sad old Barbie and Ken who noone gives a sh*t about any more... All non-entities like Pete Docherty, Paris Hilton and Victoria Beckham. They should be shot! Grrrrrrr!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,205 Posted July 5, 2007 Phil & Kirstie from that piece of shite TV Location, location, location. Two of the worlds smuggest bastards, I hope a house falls on them. Don't forget Colin and Justin, put them in a small room and give it a makeover with a phosphorous grenade! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 5, 2007 Jimmy Carr. A complete w**ker. Sven Goran Eriksson. A man who will surely f*** Man City likes hes f****d his way through the Z to Z of ugly women. Elton John. One ugly munter with a sh*t wig. Christiano Ronaldo. A spotty, cheating bastard of a shitbag. Break a leg son, better still break em both Barry "Cillit Bang" Scott . Die!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted July 5, 2007 I really hate Jim Davidson, found this quote about him on the internet: Jim Davidson is to comedy what rat poison is to cake decoration. He's a talentless w**ker, I would happily spend the rest of my life aiming kicks at his annoying face . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 5, 2007 I really hate Jim Davidson, found this quote about him on the internet: Jim Davidson is to comedy what rat poison is to cake decoration. He's a talentless w**ker, I would happily spend the rest of my life aiming kicks at his annoying face . Viscious and necessary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted July 5, 2007 and I think we all know that it isn't the Salmon that I wish was dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 6, 2007 In the desert the goddess whispers in my ear and asks how she could repay her debts. I whisper 'start fire' 'hold pillow down over his head' 'Drop radio in shower' She explained Granting my wish would put her further in debt since I would be held responsible for master minding a murder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 606 Posted July 6, 2007 He's already on my list but what the hell... Ken Bates. I don't think I need to explain this choice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 6, 2007 In the desert the goddess whispers in my ear and asks how she could repay her debts. I whisper 'start fire' 'hold pillow down over his head' 'Drop radio in shower' She explained Granting my wish would put her further in debt since I would be held responsible for master minding a murder. I think I speak for everyone when I say, WHAT? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted July 7, 2007 Noddy. Can't stand the little runt. Big Ears should have punched his lights out long ago. A few other cartoon and children's characters I'd like to see shredded: Rupert the Bear Peter Rabbit Lord Snooty Harry Potter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twelvetrees 10 Posted July 7, 2007 Noddy. Can't stand the little runt. Big Ears should have punched his lights out long ago. A few other cartoon and children's characters I'd like to see shredded: Rupert the Bear Peter Rabbit Lord Snooty Harry Potter Oh yes, Godot. Harry Potter. And everyone responsible for turning this derivative drivel into a global phenomenon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 7, 2007 I think I speak for everyone when I say, WHAT? Shhhhh don't say WHAT to loud. It reminds me of this really lame commercial. I believe I'm speaking for the vast majority when I say Tammy Faye Messner will be the next big bang and from my point of view I'm giving her a matter of days. If your going to holler anything holler that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 7, 2007 Did they ever catch "Son of Sam?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted July 7, 2007 John McCririck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 7, 2007 Oooo, my favourite thread so far. Anthea Turner Michael Barrymore Les Dennis Cilla Black Celine Dion Jayne MacDonald The whole Loose Women programme Britney Spears Christina Aguilera Steve Penk Deidre Barlow Tom f*****g Cruise I will definitely think of some more, but I have raging toothache at the moment and am feeling somewhat distracted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted July 8, 2007 Did they ever catch "Son of Sam?" In 1977. In the late 1990s David Berkowitz claimed he didn't act alone. I think the NYPD reopened the case (not sure although I know they tried) but I'm not aware of anyone getting anywhere. The man is schizophrenic. He doesn't even believe he deserves parole, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 8, 2007 The man is schizophrenic. He doesn't even believe he deserves parole, though. People are selfish, I would imagine his fingers are crossed for jail time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 8, 2007 I thought of another - Daniel and Natasha Bedingfield. They both make my skin crawl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
