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I could use a couple thousand coins and a wishing well the size of the grand canyon.

 

Only if the stars could really grant wishes like the goddess in the desert.

 

It would be a world of paradise.

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Nice sig, Bou! :huh:

 

I can't remember if I read it here, but given his audience, does anyone find it ironic that Jeremy Kyle slags off people for not being a real man and not having a job? His show is on in mid-mornings - I doubt people watch it at work...

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Phil & Kirstie from that piece of shite TV Location, location, location.

 

Two of the worlds smuggest bastards, I hope a house falls on them.

 

I'd agree with that too. My list is getting long.

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I have never seen Jeremy Kyle up until this moment, but already I don't like him.

He invades Bou's signature only to insult me for no reason and then leaves off the final 'e' of my name.

What a slug.

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Jordan and Peter Andre, Celine Dion and Robert Kilroy Silk

 

 

 

 

On the subject of annoying personalities I am sure you can all tick a few boxes of colleagues that fall into these catagories. I hope you are also critical enough to realise that one or two catagories could apply to you too!

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Katie Price and Peter Andre(x) - gross, gross, GROSS!! Will they never end their quest to shove the viewing publics head into their family life, their sex life and up their assess. Their like sad old Barbie and Ken who noone gives a sh*t about any more...

 

All non-entities like Pete Docherty, Paris Hilton and Victoria Beckham. They should be shot! Grrrrrrr!!!! ;)

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Phil & Kirstie from that piece of shite TV Location, location, location.

 

Two of the worlds smuggest bastards, I hope a house falls on them.

 

 

Don't forget Colin and Justin, put them in a small room and give it a makeover with a phosphorous grenade! ;)

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Jimmy Carr. A complete w**ker.

Sven Goran Eriksson. A man who will surely f*** Man City likes hes f****d his way through the Z to Z of ugly women.

Elton John. One ugly munter with a sh*t wig.

Christiano Ronaldo. A spotty, cheating bastard of a shitbag. Break a leg son, better still break em both ;)

Barry "Cillit Bang" Scott . Die!! :D

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I really hate Jim Davidson, found this quote about him on the internet:

 

Jim Davidson is to comedy what rat poison is to cake decoration.

 

He's a talentless w**ker, I would happily spend the rest of my life aiming kicks at his annoying face ;) .

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I really hate Jim Davidson, found this quote about him on the internet:

 

Jim Davidson is to comedy what rat poison is to cake decoration.

 

He's a talentless w**ker, I would happily spend the rest of my life aiming kicks at his annoying face ;) .

 

Viscious and necessary.

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jamie_oliver.jpg

 

 

and I think we all know that it isn't the Salmon that I wish was dead.

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In the desert the goddess whispers in my ear and asks how she could repay her debts.

 

I whisper 'start fire' 'hold pillow down over his head' 'Drop radio in shower'

 

She explained

 

Granting my wish would put her further in debt since I would be held responsible for master minding a murder.

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He's already on my list but what the hell...

 

Ken Bates.

 

I don't think I need to explain this choice ;)

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In the desert the goddess whispers in my ear and asks how she could repay her debts.

I whisper 'start fire' 'hold pillow down over his head' 'Drop radio in shower'

She explained

Granting my wish would put her further in debt since I would be held responsible for master minding a murder.

 

I think I speak for everyone when I say, WHAT?

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Noddy. Can't stand the little runt. Big Ears should have punched his lights out long ago.

 

A few other cartoon and children's characters I'd like to see shredded:

 

Rupert the Bear

Peter Rabbit

Lord Snooty

Harry Potter

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Noddy. Can't stand the little runt. Big Ears should have punched his lights out long ago.

 

A few other cartoon and children's characters I'd like to see shredded:

 

Rupert the Bear

Peter Rabbit

Lord Snooty

Harry Potter

 

Oh yes, Godot. Harry Potter. And everyone responsible for turning this derivative drivel into a global phenomenon.

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I think I speak for everyone when I say, WHAT?

 

Shhhhh don't say WHAT to loud. It reminds me of this really lame commercial.

 

I believe I'm speaking for the vast majority when I say Tammy Faye Messner will be the next big bang and from my point of view I'm giving her a matter of days. If your going to holler anything holler that.

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Did they ever catch "Son of Sam?"

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Yes

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Oooo, my favourite thread so far.

 

Anthea Turner

Michael Barrymore

Les Dennis

Cilla Black

Celine Dion

Jayne MacDonald

The whole Loose Women programme

Britney Spears

Christina Aguilera

Steve Penk

Deidre Barlow

Tom f*****g Cruise

 

I will definitely think of some more, but I have raging toothache at the moment and am feeling somewhat distracted.

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Did they ever catch "Son of Sam?"

 

In 1977. In the late 1990s David Berkowitz claimed he didn't act alone. I think the NYPD reopened the case (not sure although I know they tried) but I'm not aware of anyone getting anywhere.

 

The man is schizophrenic. He doesn't even believe he deserves parole, though.

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The man is schizophrenic. He doesn't even believe he deserves parole, though.

 

People are selfish, I would imagine his fingers are crossed for jail time.

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I thought of another - Daniel and Natasha Bedingfield. They both make my skin crawl.

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