maryportfuncity 10,690 Posted November 23, 2011 If he starts making a habit of media appearances again maybe we should allow "any one patient on Gerry McCann's waiting list" as a dead pool pick next year. Oh, look...my coat! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,690 Posted December 6, 2011 Speaking of incessant press attention; The Sun are getting fairly exercised today about increased police activity on the McCann case. Reading between the lines British dectectives are reinvestigating an alleged sighting in Spain right after Maddie's disappearance. The alleged sighting has the media friendly angle of the woman sought by police bearing a striking resemblance to Victoria Beckham. I mean; Posh could play the kidnappers in the movie...get me Speilberg on the phone...NOW!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,690 Posted April 18, 2012 Uh oh, here we go again. "Police Probe Madeline 'Sightings'" Headline today. On the Costa del Sol this time, if anyone's interested. Then again, I looked at the first three words of the headline and suddenly felt a conspiracy theory coming on that explains her disappearance, the inept Portuguese police response and the smokescreen of trying to frame Kate and Gerry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted April 18, 2012 Uh oh, here we go again. "Police Probe Madeline 'Sightings'" Headline today. On the Costa del Sol this time, if anyone's interested. Then again, I looked at the first three words of the headline and suddenly felt a conspiracy theory coming on that explains her disappearance, the inept Portuguese police response and the smokescreen of trying to frame Kate and Gerry. My own theory is she was abducted taken to spain then morocco then to the middle east somewhere to be raised as a wife for some rich arab . Her hair dyed and eye correction done she probably won't have a clue she is or ever was Madeleine mccann. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted April 18, 2012 Well, I concur about the Spain bit, however it's more likely that she currently resides 10 metres below the surface of a Spanish rubbish tip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,690 Posted May 15, 2012 Today's Sun has Derek Acorah reporting spirits notifying him of her death...that's it sorted then, obviously! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,803 Posted May 15, 2012 Today's Sun has Derek Acorah reporting spirits notifying him of her death...that's it sorted then, obviously! If there were ever a bigger cunt in this world than Anthea Turner, then Derek Acorah might just be it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted May 30, 2012 Today's Sun has Derek Acorah reporting spirits notifying him of her death...that's it sorted then, obviously! If there were ever a bigger cunt in this world than Anthea Turner, then Derek Acorah might just be it. Keith chegwin ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,803 Posted May 30, 2012 Today's Sun has Derek Acorah reporting spirits notifying him of her death...that's it sorted then, obviously! If there were ever a bigger cunt in this world than Anthea Turner, then Derek Acorah might just be it. Keith chegwin ? I can certainly see your point, but I still think Acorah is a bigger cunt. Chegwin's just a twat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,690 Posted July 27, 2012 What if... if was Maddie lighting the Olympic cauldron tonight! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,653 Posted September 10, 2012 The McCann's biggest problem is that they do not come across as very sympathetic individuals and the elephant in the room (Why did you leave them alone in the first place?) seems to be considered an unfair question when presented with their tragic (sic) plight. Also they have had their side of the story published in a best selling book (and people call the DL ghoulish) but go to extreme lengths to stop somebody publishing an alternative point of view. I for one would be quite interested (public library, not £19.99) to read it. However without a body there is no evidence against anybody and everyone will continue to think as before. But I will leave you with one thought. If the McCanns had been in any way guilty and this had come out then the whole British media would have to admit to have been taken in to an extraordinary degree which may have had more of an impact than the Levison enquiry. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 14, 2012 Went to empty the overflowing ashtray in the car for the first time in months and I pop it out to find a note on a scrap of paper. ''remember Maddies in the boot''........... Wouldn't be so bad, but I am near Auntie Phil...... ps I did check. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,135 Posted July 4, 2013 New evidence and witnesses Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted July 6, 2013 New evidence and witnesses wouldn't be surprised if they found some evidence when they raided max Clifford's place . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,135 Posted September 20, 2013 Kate considered suicide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 20, 2013 "considered" is far too lenient..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted October 4, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24386130 Looks like the net could be closing in... The key as I see it. The fuzz need to look at every phone call made by the McCanns during the whole holiday. You go on a family holiday and it's rare you would be phoning each other unless you we're say shopping or at the beach and wanted to meet up sooner than later. Any splodge of calls to each other, outside the obvious times would start the ball rolling as to what may indicate a change of events. Likewise any cover up actions may be indicated by phone traffic "down-wind infection" route. 3000 phone records sounds like a lot but a mass of data could, with the right analysis, be the main key to events that could clear or convict the McCanns. During the holiday hunt for her there was to my understanding a period when they went to Spain to "leaflet". Were their phone cell signals apart from one another? One being noted as close to a rubbish tip where Madeleine's body can still now found buried. I so want the police to use a polygraph test on these two and their holiday pals. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,690 Posted October 5, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24386130 Looks like the net could be closing in... The key as I see it. The fuzz need to look at every phone call made by the McCanns during the whole holiday. You go on a family holiday and it's rare you would be phoning each other unless you we're say shopping or at the beach and wanted to meet up sooner than later. Any splodge of calls to each other, outside the obvious times would start the ball rolling as to what may indicate a change of events. Likewise any cover up actions may be indicated by phone traffic "down-wind infection" route. 3000 phone records sounds like a lot but a mass of data could, with the right analysis, be the main key to events that could clear or convict the McCanns. During the holiday hunt for her there was to my understanding a period when they went to Spain to "leaflet". Were their phone cell signals apart from one another? One being noted as close to a rubbish tip where Madeleine's body can still now found buried. I so want the police to use a polygraph test on these two and their holiday pals. You're a sick man Ali...RESPECT! But they didn't do it. It's on the next Crimewatch by which point that cell dump might have just thrown up a new lead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted October 7, 2013 I think they are going to be arrested soon. They are getting them on tv to see how they react , like with the philpots and that other guy that murdered his gf the 'crocodile tears case'. Did you guys see gerry on sky news he didn't look like a man who was happy there was new evidence or encouraged he looked like a tired and a little scared to be honest, same stock answers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,653 Posted October 7, 2013 When this all comes to a conclusion are we going to have to endure a "Cry in the Dark" like movie adaptation. Any casting suggestions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,803 Posted October 8, 2013 Bobby Davro and that bird that plays that mad one off Eastenders. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted October 8, 2013 Well if were talking the Hollywood treatment I would say Liev Schreiber as gerry and naomi watts as kate , They are actually a couple in real life too lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted October 8, 2013 Kate: Barbara Windsor Gerry: Barry Cryer Madeleine: Verne Troyer in drag Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,709 Posted October 8, 2013 We bought the rights and cast K&G: Carry On Abroad back on page 1 of this august and eternal thread. I think Star Crossed's avatar may also be related. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,690 Posted October 8, 2013 Well if were talking the Hollywood treatment I would say Liev Schreiber as gerry and naomi watts as kate , They are actually a couple in real life too lol So - the ultimate publicity stunt - whilst they're on set some perv makes away with one of their kids....bring it on! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
