Handrejka 1,904 Posted December 9, 2008 Find out how close you live to a BNP member. I'm 9.39 miles from the nearest paid up racist. 1.46 miles I've got 8 within 2 miles. There are 13 on the whole of The Isle of Man, with 11 of them being under 5 miles away. I'm pleased to say I don't know any of them them though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted December 11, 2008 Find out how close you live to a BNP member. I'm 9.39 miles from the nearest paid up racist. 1.46 miles I've got 8 within 2 miles. There are 13 on the whole of The Isle of Man, with 11 of them being under 5 miles away. I'm pleased to say I don't know any of them them though. About 5000 miles, but I think there's a KKK member down the street. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted December 11, 2008 Find out how close you live to a BNP member. I'm 9.39 miles from the nearest paid up racist. To take Lardy's approach - I have 27 within 2 miles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted December 11, 2008 Find out how close you live to a BNP member. I'm 9.39 miles from the nearest paid up racist. To take Lardy's approach - I have 27 within 2 miles In Croydon, I've got 30 within two miles. It'd probably be higher if the BNP was a little more radical... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 11, 2008 A spot of 'acting'. Someone get Jessica Fletcher... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 11, 2008 Slice your brain, find a picture of Jesus's mum, then flog it on Ebay to pay for your cancer treatment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted December 12, 2008 Slice your brain, find a picture of Jesus's mum, then flog it on Ebay to pay for your cancer treatment. It's unbelieveable how people manage to make profit off of complete bullshit. If you can suddenly find the Virgin Mary in a brain where else can you find her? I should go find a few "It looks like Jesus " sources and then gather up a few extra gullible morons mormons and I'll make a fortune. I think it sort of looks like an aging Jimmy Page. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshman 31 Posted December 12, 2008 Find out how close you live to a BNP member. I'm 9.39 miles from the nearest paid up racist. To take Lardy's approach - I have 27 within 2 miles In Croydon, I've got 30 within two miles. It'd probably be higher if the BNP was a little more radical... ARRRRGH I got the dreaded 0 miles!!!! Don't know the racist though unless of course he lives in the house with the swastika on the roof and the extra large gas oven in his garden? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted December 14, 2008 Find out how close you live to a BNP member. I'm 9.39 miles from the nearest paid up racist. To take Lardy's approach - I have 27 within 2 miles In Croydon, I've got 30 within two miles. It'd probably be higher if the BNP was a little more radical... ARRRRGH I got the dreaded 0 miles!!!! Don't know the racist though unless of course he lives in the house with the swastika on the roof and the extra large gas oven in his garden? Did you finish that outside shower block you were working on Welsh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,662 Posted December 15, 2008 Treat yourself to a CD for Christmas. If you've got this one there's a second volume called; 'Still Dead.' Highly recommended. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshman 31 Posted December 15, 2008 Try what my daughter did... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted December 16, 2008 I spent a good part of my childhood on that beach! You wouldn't have let her do that a few years ago when the raw sewage outlet was only about 150 yards offshore Best to try it about 2 miles down the coast where 3 story houses get stones thrown into their back gardens during a storm. Try what my daughter did... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 20, 2008 Find out how close you live to a BNP member. I'm 9.39 miles from the nearest paid up racist. To take Lardy's approach - I have 27 within 2 miles In Croydon, I've got 30 within two miles. It'd probably be higher if the BNP was a little more radical... ARRRRGH I got the dreaded 0 miles!!!! Don't know the racist though unless of course he lives in the house with the swastika on the roof and the extra large gas oven in his garden? Did you finish that outside shower block you were working on Welsh? 0.08 miles. A man called George Shand. Possibly this man here. Anyway, things to do while waiting on death - put up some curtains in the nude. Edit: Hold that! According to the BNP site, one of them lives 0 yards away...on my street. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted December 22, 2008 Throw your shoe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted December 24, 2008 Move to my town Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,119 Posted December 24, 2008 I'm sure this one has been posted at some point in the past. smack my penguin up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 24, 2008 Ruin Christmas. I wonder what that man would do if I told the children that Jesus isn't true... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshman 31 Posted December 25, 2008 I'm sure this one has been posted at some point in the past. smack my penguin up 515.2 yards is my best Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted December 28, 2008 Get eaten by a shark in the town where I used to live Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 31, 2008 2008 will be the longest year ever, thanks to the leap day and leap second! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites