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As a 1930s wife, I am Very Poor - Failure.

 

It must have been refusing to darn the socks that did it, not the smoking, drinking and using profanities :rolleyes: .

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As a 1930s wife, I am Very Poor - Failure.

 

It must have been refusing to darn the socks that did it, not the smoking, drinking and using profanities :rolleyes: .

 

 

My score is 11 - Very Poor. That's probably why he left me. That, and the fact that he can't keep his scabby cock away from OAPs.

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See how you would do as 1930s wife or husband

 

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As a 1930s wife, I am Poor

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Much better thanks

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Wait for Godot (you might have to watch it a couple of times. It took me until the last 5 seconds or so before I got it. Slow day)

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See how you would do as 1930s wife or husband

 

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As a 1930s wife, I am Poor

Take the test!

Is that better?

 

Much better thanks

obviously they can :rip:

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Nominations for the Darwin award 2008!

 

It truly is mind-boggling. If I were to contemplate committing a murder, I'd have at least learnt from old Columbo epsiodes and everything that's came after it (CSI etc) to stay on top of the game.

 

There are really STUPID people out there. The worst thing is, if he wasn't such a moron, he'd have done his "community service" and been back thieving, like his ilk. His problem is that he is now a recognised moron and he'll contually appear in those "most stupid criminals" repeats for years to come.

 

Bearing in mind. he lives close to Croydon, he probably feels he's more of an "intellectual" scumbag. Bearing in mind that, apparently, there's a Croydonite on Big Brother and I believe she sums up the quality of the local inhabitants....

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Start your day the Marmite way. The ending is truly shocking. Not for faint hearts.

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Get rich.

 

Variations on the 'so near, but so SPAR away,' 'gag' are already being done to death in Cumbrian pubs.

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Enjoy the lyrics to what is undoubtedly the world's greatest music video, Benny Lava.

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Enjoy the lyrics to what is undoubtedly the world's greatest music video, Benny Lava.

Not bad. But I think

is the greatest music video, (well, extract from a musical anyway.) What's more, keeping it topical, seventeen dancers fell to their deaths during filming. Quite possibly.

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Spend some time considering which would be

to use when robbing your local convenience store.

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sh*t the bed, Handy! You've re-awakened so many childhood nightmares.

 

I can never, ever forgive you.

 

Be afraid, be very afraid, someone is impersonating Mr Noseybonk. As if he wasn't scary enough to start with

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vyh4fQ9bEAw&...feature=related

 

 

How do you think I felt? I watched it just before going to bed. The cake one is even worse

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